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Fist Punch Holes In Aarti’s Bedroom Door?!
Posted on August 17th 2010 by Jillian Madison
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Many of you have written in to ask why I haven’t covered the plethora of “cooking” videos Aarti has up on her YouTube channel. The honest answer is that I tried to watch one, but felt the urge to projectile vomit before her annoying intro music even finished playing. From what I understand, every video is the same anyway: Aarti standing around in a low-cut shirt pouring cumin on something and calling it Indian. And as the camera pans around her messy kitchen and offers us glimpses of the dirty bathroom in the background, Aarti’s fake accent fades in and out as she’s praising Jesus and naming her food after things from the bible (such as EZEKIEL’S WHEEL SALAD).
I also don’t care for her, because I sort of fucking hate people who don’t swear. Life lesson #85: never trust anyone who says “what the buck.”
Luckily, FNH super-reader Kate has a higher tolerance for bullshit than I do, and she was able to sit through a video of Aarti making fish tacos. Kate noticed something incredibly strange at the 6:20 mark… namely, what seemed to be FIST PUNCH HOLES IN AARTI’S BEDROOM DOOR, THAT SHE FILLED WITH FLOWERS:

Here’s the video. Scroll to the 6:20 mark:
What the hell is up with that?! Who punched the door, and why? And why did Aarti draw even more attention to the holes by cramming fake neon-colored flowers in them?
And if you’re going to be making a video for the internet, WHY IN THE NAME OF EZEKIEL’S WHEEL WOULD YOU FILM THE DOOR?
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WTF was that guy doing?
just so you know, most schools in india, especially catholic ones, teach their students to speak english with a british accent because they were once ruled by them. soooo it’s not really their fault but is it really a bad thing? cuz a LOT of countries governments hate americans and their accents kinda go along with it…i totally agree with everything else though… lmao… she is REALLY ANNOYING.
If she is so godly maybe she should conduct herself like a lady and not dress like a slut. I already have giada on Tv for that. My kids don’t need to see it, nor do I.
Totally, and utterly creepy. Even if she or her manfriend didn’t put them there, why would you not replace that door, especially when filming youtube videos.
I just couldn’t get by the starting music. I could not do it. Just as annoying as she is.
About the door. PSYCHO!
Well regardless she’ll be making buttloads of money now and can afford to move to a new place. *grumble*
LMAO this was a hilarious find, Kate!
I can’t tolerate her or the videos either. If I wanted Jesus crammed down my throat, I’d go to church.
Why wouldn’t you empty your dish rack before filming a web show?
How is hell did that woman ever become a Food Network Star?
Obviously the most successful person at the Food Network is the crack dealer…..
She should have had the crew from “Clean House” stop by before shooting the videos.
That house is a hot mess.
The holes are from the line of guys trying to punch their way into her bedroom. It’s the holy land.
uh did another cook get their first and burn the crap outta that fish? it looked horrible, and with banana peppers on it? She’s got nothin’ on my fish tacos. And I’m so glad I could see the bathroom through its open door while she was putting it together (in the wrong order)… *and* eating it. TRASHY!
Okay. She says that she can’t handle the heat of jalapenos. Seriously?
I have eaten authentic Indian food one time in my life. And it will be my last. The food was so fucking hot that I couldn’t believe my stamina! Believe me, if you pick that jalapeno off your taco, you are not ready for Indian food. Yes, I know that not ALL Indian food is hot, but I was in a buffet situation where I wanted to try a little of everything (goat anyone?). MOST of the dishes were hot in a way that I had never conceived before.
My point is – how can someone who can’t handle the heat of a jalapeno slice cook authentic Indian food???
Look, this is a humor website, so I understand making fun of stuff….but honestly, this video wasn’t horrendous. It was homemade and I actually liked the quirky humor.
Now, the holes in wall..that was weird.
ps – where in this video is “Jesus crammed down your throat”? Her cross necklace? That one shot of that man friend underneath the crosses? Maybe I missed something?
I think Herb Mesa stopped by and punched the holes.
Someone got sick of hearing Aartis Paarti one too many times.
wow, wrong on various levels
1) she is a fundie christianist (as per your note)? and she dresses like THAT?
2) Massive exploitation of TaTas of any stripe or formation is antithietical to the preservation of one’s appetite (in other words, her tight low cut shirt aint helping me want any of her food it does the opposite and THAT might explain the bathroom door?)
What has been seen can not be unseen (ahhhhhh)
I couldn’t watch the whole thing through. I just couldn’t. But before I stopped watching, I did notice one thing and wonder about it: if she’s supposed to be telling us how to prepare a recipe, HOW MUCH damn cumin and coriander did she put in there? And “a little oil”? How much is that? And what kind? And she told me about a kind of fish to use, but then said we shouldn’t use that fish. I had no idea how to recreate this (if I had wanted to). I mean, a cooking instructor she’s not.
Her husband looks like a crackhead, which is probably why he was stealing from her.
I didn’t think the video was too bad, but I have to agree on the door. Weird. Why would you tape that? Also, I am a very clean person. A dirty home just kills the appetite. I might check out one episode of her show, but for the most part, I am just still pissed off that Brad didn’t win. Bob and Susie are so out of touch.
I feel like if I ate dinner in that house, I would get food poisoning. It looks like a crackhouse, complete with jobless druggies. And for the “love of God” cover your bongas.
At what point did she say anything about God or Jesus or claim to be a Christian? I saw and heard none of that on this video, unless you’re considering the arrangement of crosses on the wall, and I know a lot of people who collect and display those as art and not for religious purposes.
And how did the target audience of the 700 Club find their way to FNH??
Look, these are amateur videos. Her husband was the only “cameraman” she had, and they probably edited it on iMovie. Most likely, her friends enjoyed her cooking and encouraged her to post videos on the web so they could learn how to cook these dishes, and she was like, “What the Hell?” and thought only the people she knew and a few strays might see these. I’m sure when her real show on FN debuts, she’ll put her evil, voodoo breasts away.
But those holes in the wall ARE janky, no doubt.
This video, is the key word. Go watch the other 70 and get back to me.
This has nothing to do with Aarti but I can’t believe I’ve never heard Giada pronounce spaghetti “speg-ay-ti” as I just did. I thought I knew all of her faux Italian words, but I learned a new one!
Sorry. Carry on.
eww that place is disgusting. i mean i have a small kitchen too but that doesnt mean it has to look shitty.
and they shoot these videos like couch casting porn. gross!!!!
I had punch holes in my bathroom door and they came from a control freak husband whom I divorced 10 yrs ago. Since then, dudepal filled them with spackle or wood paste and painted it over. I would never have the creativity to stick fucking artificial flowers in the holes. Lord help me.
Yawn.
This had be laughing. Good for her that she won, looks like she needs the money living in that dirty rat-hole she calls a home. Why on earth would you film those doors in that state? Someone living in that house punched holes in them, can’t say that I blame them. I might have too.
That shit hole she lives in looks like a crack house. What? Doesn’t Jesus ever tell her to fucking CLEAN????
If this women is the best chef in the country to teach us how to cook Indian, someone better pray for us [see what I did there]
Tom is a better chef, personality, and should have been given a real show, not this scantily clad drama-mama.
^That’s not creativity; that’s just white trash – no matter what ethnicity you are.
I don’t care what anyone says, she is cute and hot.
She can’t really cook, but what the hell…she’s prettier than Morimoto!
I have to agree with everyone saying that place looks like a pigpen. Like it or not, people are going to look at your home when you are making food. I watched a few other videos and she is a dirty, dirty person. It speaks volumes if you would film a bedroom door in that state as well.
Some see lemons, others lemonade. Look for the Aarti Paarti Floral Door-Hole-Puncher, coming soon to a Kohls near you.
I’m no fan of Melissa, but how did her Christian organization help her win?
So glad I didn’t watch this season, but from what I watched of this women looks like they picked another tragically horrible person again.
LET’S GET TO THE POINT HERE. Somebody BEAT THAT BEDROOM DOOR IN with their FIST… multiple times. I think a lot of you are missing the entire point of the post.
She’s a freak, her house is a mess, she is annoying… whatever religion she is, or is not. There is something so eerie about her, and that bashed in door and messy house sort of complete the puzzle for me.
Religion and politics have always been and will always be hot button issues and I don’t see it serving any purpose in Food Network satire. There is no wrong or right, therefore, it is a lose-lose situation no matter what light you put it in!
Now, if I was going to do a video in my home for the public to see, I would do my best to make sure my surroundings looked as presentable as possible. It is not difficult nor expensive to patch holes in a door.
However, I would find it difficult, if not impossible, to live day to day in an apartment, which looks to be the size of a walk-in closet, and keep it neat and uncluttered looking. Even if a home is white-glove clean but is cluttered and messy, it still looks dirty.
If this Aarti showed up to the party, I wouldn’t be against her show. At least there is some form of a personality here, versus the “please love me” attitude all season long.
Man did she ever hit the jackpot. She’s a total slob and I’ll bet she knows sweet dick all about Indian cooking.
Good work FN. You fooled most of your developmentally handicapped viewers.
Im no fan of Aarti, but she seems likable in this video, while on the show she just got on my nerves.
Scandalous!
Perhaps it’s an example of her “aart”
Cleanliness next to Godliness…not at this “paarti”.
And I must take the time to say that aarti paarti is by far the stupidest name I’ve ever heard for any television show, ever. Even “diners, drive-ins and dives” makes *some* sense.
Not that is something that is somewhat interesting about her.
I think she is cool and I will watch her show, her food sounds rockin!! Bobby said her stuff tasted wonderful and he would open an Indian restaurant with her…i.e. the flavor is there!!!! And get off the prude wagon about her boobs, she hasn’t worn anything inappropriate. She’s the best to come out of this lame show since Guy(yea he is a douche, but I like him).
My 2 cents.
Sooooooo, I am wondering…..
Who on this NFS season would ya’ll actually NOT criticize to death?
I mean, my gosh. Aarti seems like a real person in her YouTube videos. Her place isn’t worthy of Southern Living but she is only doing a freaking YouTube video. FN isn’t going to film outta her house. Geez. She wasn’t the one I wanted (hello BRAD) but she isn’t as bad as Guy or Mellissa D’A.
I have to admit, I went on youtube for a better part of the day and I watched a whole bunch of videos. Not all cooking ones either. Her husband is Brendan McNamara and they have alot of videos them “acting” she is in a bathtub acting crazy, she’s a news anchor, she feels herself up in a circus video. My point to this is all that bullshit about being shy and insecure is just that – bullshit. She was acting. So it seems she wasn’t being herself at all, but what FN told her to be. What a shame. There is one video her husband did that I thought was hilarious, where he’s a German man.
While the door was disturbing; I feel that the way she held her taco and the way she took a bite of it mixed with the gratuitous amount of clevage completely….ummm….dirty. Leads me to believe that that’s what cemented Tuschman’s decision make Aaaahti the Next Food Network Buffoon.
I’m not an Aarti fan myself, but I feel compelled to say – maybe the fist holes were already in the wall when she moved in the place, and she decided to do the whole artsy thing and try to make’em pretty.
Wow, Why all the hating? Humor is one thing, but why the need to be so malicious?
She’s a lot better than Guy Fieri. I’m as disillusioned with the Food Network as anyone, but I think it’s great that they got young South Asian woman to play a part in the network. What I’ve seen of her videos on youtube (before I even knew she was a TV contestant) seemed really genuine, charismatic, and a refreshing take on food culture to what most are familiar with in the U.S.
No one knows what happened to that door–Jesus Christ! Maybe there was something wrong with it when they moved in. “Fists punching”??? Most “fists” punch at a consistent level–they do not run a vertical range of three feet. “Humor”??? Stop the ugly parody of yourselves already. You should realize that you’re not making yourself look very good with these kinds of hateful, malicious critiques. Why not just give the girl a break, and then judge her if you don’t like what she does on the network?
Granted, the “Jesus” stuff of her significant other (?) is a little strange. But I haven’t seen anything like this from her personally.
Everyone needs to just take a pill. If the Food Network is actually making an effort to get better, then why undermine that effort? This woman’s appearance is actually one of the few bright spots I’ve noticed on the Food Network for years.
-J
I don’t see why people are picking over every thing she does. It’s a WEBSHOW not an actual show on TV.
Clearly, she put the flowers there so they are easier to find and put in her hair.
The Aarti hate is getting old. It was funny at first but now it’s bordering on obsessive.
First of all, I like Aarti. I think she is cute and her you tube video is quirky. I can do without the filthy house and the holy door, however.
Second, all of you people who are offended by her religious references can choose not to watch her internet show. It is a venue that allows her to be who she wants and is not censored like her FN show will. Her FN show will not allow her to make overt religious references because she might offend the Godless crowd. However, FN will allow her to show as much cleavage as possible and those of us offended by her fun bags will just have to suck it up. Love the hypocrisy of those who tell us to change the channel if we don’t want her cleavage shoved in our faces but if she mentions God in her you tube videos, then they want her drawn and quartered. The hypocrisy is thick in this thread.
She should at least clean her kitchen before filming. Also her accent seems fake to me, it definitely fades in and out .
Disney is Christian now? Seriously, if religion bothers you so much, don’t watch the TV show. Nobody is forcing you to turn the channel and watch the show, so why are you complaining?
I’m just going to say this now – all of you Aarti fanatics visiting this site for the first time and posting comments here, defending her like she’s the second coming of Christ, need to take your shit elsewhere. This isn’t fan site, and you have no business here.
Run along now.
WOW! You people need to chill out. If you’re hating on Aarti you haven’t given a good enough reason to. A lot of these posts seem malicious and are certainly no longer for humor’s sake. Even if she is religious, shows a little cleave and has a messy apartment, what’s the crime in that? I found most of these video’s highly watchable, knowledgeable, and sometimes humorous. I’ll break it down for you:
A.) Aarti is a well endowed woman. It’s hard for busty women to be fashionable and not show a little cleave, and there’s nothing wrong with it. There is nothing inappropriate about anything she wears in any of these episodes.
B.) She’s not pushing religion on you. Even if she was (by having crosses in her house) these videos are produced (pretty well actually) for youtube, not for food network.
C.) Her apartment is cluttered and messy but it doesn’t look unclean to me. If the stove and pans were caked with old burnt old food then yeah, i don’t think anyone would watch. But they’re not.
D.) Who knows what happened to the door? Could be previous tenants? Could be fist punches? Could be aliens?
Granted the holes in the door are a bit weird but this seems more like a desperate attempt to find something wrong with her just to shoot her down. Don’t like it? Don’t watch it. But her recipes and personality seem great so I’ll be watching.
I’m so bummed. This website used to crack me up. Now it just seems like a place to be an asshole. I’m out. Buh-bye.
Sounds like some people think this should be the “humoring food network” site.
My god, this woman is a pig. Would have been nice if she had at least put underwear on. The house is filthy, the cameraman was bouncing all over the place (I’m seasick) and Aarti should just shut up. We just don’t love those boobs as much as she obviously loves them.
You know what they say about boobs
…once you see one, you want to see them all. Thanks aarti
I JO’d 3 times reading these posts.
I lurk here often, finally posting. Was sick in bed and watched her videos tonight. What an annoying slob.
Thankfully she will be gone in no time, old news.
Like Lurker above, been reading this site awhile. Finally decided to post.
I was indifferent about her during NFNS…actually felt that way about all of them! (I agree with someone above I would have liked to see Brad do the Iron Chef Show.) So, I watch this youtube video and…meh, no thanks. Even with a nice CLEAN kitchen, a door without holes and her show having better production values, I don’t have any interest in watching. Her cuisine simply doesn’t interest me. I also found it interesting that her video contained quite a bit of humor. Wasn’t it 1 or 2 seasons ago when Susie berated one of the contestants for being funny? Didn’t Susie say sometting like, ‘I don’t like comedy.’? I guess people can change…
This is ridiculous. I have no comment on anything.
oh dear god, i just saw the commercial premiering her new food show. the title of the show?
*drumroll*
AARTI PAARTI
i guess the cryptkeepr running foodnetwork thought that’s a great title.
So, anybody read any good books lately? :Þ
Agreed; this video was really kind of strange and unsettling in a lot of ways. BUT it made me wish that FN had played up Aarti’s grassroots-y road to “stardom” and the fact that, by vlogging a little lo-fi cooking show from her crusty kitchen, she really is a media-minded home-cook for the 21st century–someone like me and probably many others. A while back, I posted that, for HGTV’s reality competition show of this same ilk, the winners get a web show, not a TV show. It would have been cool to see FN increase the production values on Aarti’s existing YouTube show and position it so that people could engage with it in a more modern way (apps, podcasts, hulu, whatevs). I find this angle so much more interesting and modern than the one they chose, which sort of rounds out to Self-Esteem + (Cumin x Mum) = Yawn-Inducing Indian Cooking Show.
We all know Aarti is as annoying a hell. But you guys are missing the bigger picture. I can already see it now. HER ANNOYING MATE/SPOUSE. Looks like we have another John Cusi on our hands here.
Aarti and her chubby chaser were desperately trying to make it as actors / entertainers on they internet, and now look….. here’s their shot! He will be riding her coattails all the way to the bank.
If she ever “makes it big” (which she won’t) like Ray-Ray, we can look forward to splendid vacations and food reviews with her annoying man by her side. Yipeeee.
The only thing worse than a bad food network host, is a bad foodnetwork host with a lamer, limelight lover for a spouse.
I FUCKING HATE AARTI. I will not watch her show. She and her obnoxious husband are money grubbing whores, posting videos from their shithole apartment in hopes someone would come and discover them. Food Network was the only one stupid enough to bite. For every one fan, there are 100 people who hate her guts.
Oh, trust me, more people dislike Aarti than you guys are even aware of. Some very-high-up people. And that’s all that I can say.
First Aaron, then Melissa, now this women? Way to pick them food network.
Next year can we please get a better panel more in touch? I hope Alton Brown sits in as a judge, along with Bobby. Get Susie and Bob out of the chair.
I’ve never posted in the comments before, but after this video I just had to. What the HELL was up with the random little skit her and the “boyfriend” did? If her show is going to be anything like this I REFUSE to watch it. I must ask : Is this a joke? Her VERY OBVIOUS fake accent doesn’t even sound Indian it almost sounds British almost…?
Regardless on whether you like Aarti/her cooking/whatever, the only thing that upsets me is how confident she was in those youtube videos considering her ‘self confidence’ was a problem on NFNS.
I know, Reality TV is fake! and all but something like this seems just a bit discouraging.
So, let me get this straight. She has a few youtube videos out there, she won NFNS, and her first show hasn’t even aired yet and a good many you have already gleaned from this that she is a nasty, phony, white trash, annoying, religious, slut of a woman who barely knows how to cook Indian food.
WOW, this brings social profiling to a whole new level! And no, I am NOT an Aarti fan much less a fanatic. I do think this has gone WAY beyond a few holes punched in a door with flowers tucked in the holes.
Lmao @ the comment about her accent not being “Indian”.
We don’t all sound like Apu from the Simpsons.
What self-respecting cook uses a GARLIC PRESS…………and I don’t think it was her doofus husband that made the holes in the door….he couldn’t punch through a paper bag. I’ll bet SHE made the holes.
I’m just gonna say this about all the “Aarti is an actress, so OBVIOUSLY her insecurities are fake” talk…
Have you actually MET any real life actors or actresses? Because so many of them are overly critical, self-conscious, insecure people that it is literally a stereotype of the entire profession. Most of the actresses I’ve known (even fairly successful ones) are absolute train-wreck of self-doubt.
This isn’t coming from some crazed Aarti fan – fuck, I think she’s okay at best. She’s better than some of the shit on FN, but that’s a pretty low bar. I sure as hell won’t actively watch her show, but then again I wouldn’t have watched *any* of the contestants shows (well…. MAYBE Brad).
Good grief, why did this have to turn into a thread of lectures and butthurt? I hate to burst everyone’s bubble, but cleavage is EVERYWHERE, even cartoons. If you don’t like it either turn off your TV or get over it. And tell your kids that Giada just wears low cut tops so you won’t notice how huge her head and mouth are.
In other news: Aarti only responds to comments of praise/butt kissing. She hasn’t responded to any of the comments about her door. I almost don’t want to know why her door is like that. Because whatever the reason, you know it’s painfully stupid.
Is this for real? Is this for real? So is this what we can expect in future “Aarti Party” episodes on FN?
The thing you guys are forgetting is that there was not a CAMERA CREW in her home. Most of these videos were filmed before she was on the show. The vids you are looking at are not in the Food Network, just on her own channel on YouTube, get a life!!!
And, those of you that want to censor everything your kids see, you may as well get rid of the TV’s in your house. Even the cartoon network has things that would not be appropriate for children, if I were censoring everything they see…
For those of you that don’t know, the real world doesn’t work the same way as your household environment. Your children will see things in the world, and it is my belief if you shelter them, when they do get out in the world, they go crazy. Censoring EVERYTHING is not the way to go, in my opinion….
Bring on the haters….
This was almost unbearable, and I only watched because Jillian’s commentary was so hysterical. Aarti is a terrible story-teller, and she’s INSANELY annoying. She really thinks she’s clever, doesn’t she? Get over yourself!
Her breasts are ridiculous, too. Holy shit, each one is the size of a fourth grader.
My take was that the recipe sounded interesting. I’m always trying to get my family to eat more seafood but it’s tough going. This dish sounded like something I’d like to try. But the fact of the matter is that the poor presentation (dirty house, sloppy kitchen, dirty bathroom) devalued any information she was trying to convey. The mammary shots were gratuitous and ubiquitous and could be measured in Quinnish feet.”
From TWOP:
“A Quinnish foot is a unit of measurement derived from Real Housewives of Orange County, from one of the characters named Quinn whose boobs are large and a tad on the gravatationally-challenged side of things. This would not be an issue except for the fact that the clothes she wears are insane and make the crease in her cleavage appear at least a foot long — if not more. You can see this yourself here, if you’re not afraid of the nightmares. (In case the link doesn’t work, it’s the video called “Religious Differences” and her cleavage problems start at the end of the clip.) This clip doesn’t even do it justice, as Quinn is wont to wear a certain bright blue, satin blouse in many of her interviews that makes her cleavage line look at least as long as the San Andreas Fault. “
I was just reading Aahti’s recipe for Sloppy Bombay Joes (yes really) on the FN site.
Here’s what one “review” had to say:
“I am excited to add garam masala, pistachios, raisins, and cumin to a dish we enjoy every other week or so. When are you going to market your own brand of garam masala and Tandoori Marinade?? I will definitely be purchasing those!! ”
This one sounds like a plant by Susie. How soon will Aahti’s
Garam Masala appear as on online product??????
Next week will have Aahti’s recipe for Manhattan Clam Chowder with toasted coriander seeds and cumin to add that Indian twist to an American classic. Can’t wait!!!!
Just thought I’d mention that Aarti posted on her blog today about her win, and mentioned something about blogs being obsessed with holes punched in her door. Looks like someone’s been reading FNH!
Okay how has nobody mentioned this? These videos were shot BEFORE she was a food network star, I pretty sure she didn’t grow up with loads of money. Maybe that apartment was old/ needed repairs? Not everyone who goes on the foodnetwork channel is made of daddys and mommys money, like Giada and Ina.
I feel like you guys are being assholes.
Aarti’s “AARTI PARTI” aired today (Sunday) at 11:00 AM, so I missed it. It doesn’t run again. Does that mean it wasn’t worth airing over and over like FN usually does. I can watch Cupcake Wars, etc any day, any hour and it’s the same show over and over again, same with many other FN shows.
I’m so shocked that everyone is more concerned about her bad choice in clothing over the ENTIRE rest of the show. If my house looked like that I wouldn’t let my mother in the door much less the tv public! I could see towels on the floor of the bathroom long before the tacky “I don’t plaster over holes in the door, I PLASTIC flowers over them”; her use of tortillas over flame & encouraging you to use your fingers because what respecting chef would have a pair of tongs?! Or a tortilla warmer?! OR A F*ING MICROWAVE EVEN!!! That has got to be one of the lamest shows I’ve had the displeasure of watching…. & I am a Food Network junkie. I am disappointed doesn’t cut it; & what’s w/ “I don’t use jalps b/c I can’t stand that much heat”. Last time I had authentic Indian food, my mouth & butt were on fire for days! What a joke!
Your moral outrage over women’s cleavage is pretty lame. Don’t forget you have personal choices over what you and your rugrats watch.
Oh? You’re saying you don’t have the freedom to choose what you watch? And what is so appalling about a woman’s body? There is nothing “unfriendly” about Giada or Aarti–your complaints are baseless and foolish. I don’t recall TFN promising family entertainment anywhere–it’s a cooking channel, not PBS. Why don’t you write them a letter. Better yet, get a petition started by the moral majority and yourself. ::::::eyeroll
No one promised you family friendly. Stick to Nova and Sesame Street. TFN is selling you entertainment. Food is low on the list if you’ve been paying attention. That ship sailed a long time ago. How is Aarti a classy woman? Where did you get this idea from? I’ve never heard her say anything along those lines? Why are folks ascribing all of this invisible shit to her and TFN? No one promised you jack shit for your family. This line of thinking is delusional. Stop projecting your personal BS onto a network please. Change the channel.
@ Deane: “nipple tassles and hot pant short shorts up the crack of their curvy ass” and “My kids don’t need to see it, nor do I.” You may not need to see it, but your comments do lend themselves to your knowledge of the subject. I can’t quite connect how a well-endowed woman bearing moderate cleavage equates to your ire over this. As a matter of fact, I’m shocked you procreated given your apparent distaste at the sight of even covered breasts. I think you’re imagining far too much into this. FN = entertainment 1st, food 2nd. FNH = entertainment. If you disliked Aarti’s outfit, I strongly recommend you skip reading FNH’s A-Z of FN as you’ll no doubt be offended by Giada’s pork chop…
never mind the outfits, the sound of her stirring the marinade alone was enough to make my teeth hurt.
Oh no, don’t take your children outside, there might be CLEAVAGE out there, too!! Not boobies! ANYTHING BUT BOOBIES!!!
Good luck taking your kids anywhere in the summer. Especially the beach. All those practically naked women running around with their boobs practically falling out of their bikini tops.
I’ve heard that Giada’s show gets great ratings among college boys. They hunker down in front of TVs in their frat houses with a six pack and ogle her. FN certainy knows and it exploiting this aspect of Giada’s popularity.
Personally I’m fine with attractive women dressing to make the most of their looks. The issue is when you get an Aarti or Brianna cramming themselves into a dress that’s way too small. That’s not sexy, it’s grotesque. Doesn’t TNFNS have wardrobe people? And Paula’s leering at male guests and double entendres are just plain gross.
For the record, I watch Giada because she’s a JUGGernaut. Some of you are concerned about the amount of skin some of these hosts are wearing on TV and how it affects your children. I would argue that watching Down Home with the Neely’s is just as detrimental, as the english language is butchered beyond recognition.
Hardly! I am appalled at her clothing, and it’s my right to be. Correct me if I’m wrong, but the Food Network is supposed to be a family friendly network.
moral outrage? I don’t think it’s too much to ask that the food network doesn’t shoot Giada bending over rolling lemons in low cut, skin tight shirts, or that Aarti here doesn’t force her 300 lb breasts into our homes either. If I sit down to watch good eats with my sons, and a preview comes on my “rugrats” catch glimpses of these women, I’m not a happy camper.
Well said Deane. It’s supposed to be family friendly.
Normally I don’t have an issue with low cut, skin tight shirts. But when women with a holier than thou, force God in your face, I’m so sweet an innocent do it, it’s just laughable. I’m not buying the act aarti.
Thank you, Motzi, for the voice of reason. Last I checked, people weren’t complaining about Robert Irvine’s skin-tight t-shirts. (I’m certainly not!) ;-)
If FN was supposed to be family friendly, they certainly wouldn’t have Paula’s Party on the air.
Now I see how TFN panders to high idiots from around the country. It’s hilarious how some of you are so offended by a woman’s body. OMG! Your crotch fruit might see a tit! Hide!
Who said a womans body was appalling? But if you follow that logic, why don’t they just come out with nipple tassles and hot pant short shorts up the crack of their curvy ass. The fact is the Food Network should be selling food, not sex. They intentionally shoot Giada in those low cut, skin tight shirts at “perfect” angles and zooms because sex sells. Now we get Aarti, another so called classy women who feels the need to wear skin tight, low cut tops. That’s not family friendly, that’s just trashy.
Have to agree with Deane. My daughters young watch the FN and love to cook, my eldest has even made comments about Giada’s breasts and the camera shots.
Kids aside, the reality is, skin tight and low cut tops aren’t really necessary, they wear them intentionally for attention, and the food network dresses them in it for the same reason. What’s the matter, Giada and Aarti can’t go a size up? There are plenty of other women on the network who don’t conduct themselves that way. Poor excuse that it’s because they are women. I don’t dress like that.
In fact, why not clean up your entire house before having a camera man walk around?? Here’s my take on household cleanliness – either she DID clean up, so her house is clean, in her opinion, OR she doesn’t notice how messy it is. Either way, it shows a lack of attention to detail. Like it or not, your house is a reflection of who you are.
what about Serena’s webshow? I need to check that out… I bet she is cleaner
HAHA! Yeah…Herb was actually the camera man! He assured her that her house was perfectly clean and her dress entirely appropriate!
Or maybe Dzintra?
I can hear her now, “Dzintra likes to punch!!!”
Her food isn’t going to be authentic. I’ve looked at some of her recipes and mostly what she does is add some ingredients commonly used in Indian cooking (like a lot of cumin and coriander) to things. It doesn’t make them Indian, but I suppose it is a type of fusion. This is fully what I expect her new show to be.
Pour some cumin on it and call it Indian – priceless.
Not all Indian food is hot. Vindaloo is hot. Korma is not.
Tandoori is not. Curries are highly variable.
Bash Aarti as needed, but using hotness to determine whether her food is authentic is not valid. That would be like saying you couldn’t be an authentic Mexican chef without hot food, which is completely wrong.
Her show is Indian with training wheels, Indian for dummies.
You don’t have to dress like a nun or monk to be a Chritian. And I believe that Aarti is dressing sexy but appropriate! She may fill the dresses a little more because she is a full figured lady and not a size 2. She is not showing any innapropriate clevage or anything else. She is conducting herself appropriately. She is also not shoving God down our throats. She mentions God in a thankful way and it’s occasionally….but she has a right. If she mentioned Buddha or faries or her grandma’s dead ghost no one would say a word. But just because she says “God or Jesus” suddenly she shoving them down your throats??? ridicuolous and so intolerant!!! I would say that is exactly what you who don’t like to hear the words God or Jesus complain about…intolerance. Learn to tolerate a Christian and stop judging her. Judge yourself first, because by the looks of it there is plenty you have to judge yourself about! Disgusting!
I agree aarti looks like she needs to size up x3 and if I hear her mention God on her cooking show like she does her food blog I will be writing a letter.
Actually I would say a word if you metioned Budda or fairies. I don’t want to hear about any religion when I am trying to watch a cooking show. keep it to yourself.
“It’s hilarious how some of you are so offended by a woman’s body. OMG! Your crotch fruit might see a tit! Hide!”
LMAO!
Totally agree Nika
Oh the irony nika =) she is the Queen of it.
stealing? do tell
Are you serious? Because they weren’t. It was a joke.
Puke. I wouldn’t get in that “line” if you paid me.
When she opens the hole punched door her husband has his hand in her purse, he jumps and when Aarti asks what he is doing, he nervously says nothing.
exactly! I keep noticing that people that have issues with God can’t take seeing a cross or hear a “thank you God” because they think it’s a personal attack on them and that people are trying to convert them. Yet, they expect total tolerance of their beliefs, even if they believe in faries, aliens that bring them good luck or whatever it may be. People like that need therapy so they can work out their “God” or “daddy, mommy” issues!
I don’t think she’ll be using the religion angle in her Food Network show, and I think that’s for the best. However, in her pre-FN YouTube videos, who cares? It’s freaking YouTube. Let her do what she wants, and if you don’t like it, don’t watch it.
The point of the post was to highlight a tip sent from a reader about holes that were punched into her bedroom door. That’s 100 percent laugh worthy to me. What sort of person would either 1) do that or 2) film a show in their house displaying that. The place is a mess, you can see her bathroom. It’s not making me hungry, and I like Indian food!
In 99.5 percent of her videos, religion is crammed down your throat. Just look at her recipe names. It’s a cooking show for Jesus freaks.
so don’t watch her videos if it’s a cooking show for Jesus Freaks. Let her name her food dishes whatever she wants. Again, if she named it Buddhas fat belly no one would care! Get a real life and stop critizizing this poor woman for her religious choice.
bingo jenn!
I’d care if she named her dish budda’s fat belly. No one is nit picking Christianity here. Any God, in general, really has no place in a cooking show on the food network, so here’s to hoping she doesn’t bring it into her FN show like she has done her food blog show. I tried to watch to learn something about Indian food, but was quickly turned off by her bringing religion into it (thats right, any religion). You God freaks can stick together all you want, but don’t force it upon our televisions. Brad should have won so we could have gotten a real cooking show, not some fake Indian food presented to us by an insecure chick with a shirt that’s too tight.
I don’t want any food network personality bringing up any religion whatever that may be. Religion and politics shouldn’t be brought into the kitchen, or bedroom for that matter!!
Well, in the truest sense of the religious word, you can go to hell.
Knock it off.
Find a better forum for religious diversity and tolerance.
Noticed that too. No authority or skills, and hard to follow.
I noticed on the Finale, when RR was giving “directions” (chuckle), she told one of the contestants (don’t remember if it was Aarti or not) to NOT GIVE AMOUNTS of the ingredients! Excuse me, I thought you were there to teach me how to cook. Oh, I forgot, this is Food Network.
I got a kick out of her directions too. Plop some of this and toss in some of that. And splash in a squirt of oil.
But then she gets anal and counts out 8 mint leaves. Ok, Aarti, were they LARGE mint leaves???? If my mint leaves are only medium size, how many should I add.
It all just adds to the feeling I have that’s she’s a fraud.
Maybe the bathroom door was open to confuse people as to what the title of her show is. Is it Ahhty Potty or Ahhty Pahhty. Inquiring minds want to know.
They don’t want to give specific ingredients or measurements because you are supposed to buy the inevitable cookbook. ;)
This is my first time watching her, I don’t follow their garbage show – it was truly painful to watch. First of all what’s with that fake British accent that comes and goes?! The bathroom, the punched door, the mildly funny guy trying to be cool, the whole place looks unbelievably like an undergrad dorm room. I also think that at 6.21 in the video, near her laptop, are her fuchsia undies!
I think everyone knows it was a joke. A lame one at that.
No I think it was just a cheesey joke too. the idea was that there was something “fishy” about hubby in the bedroom.
That’s sad. I was looking forward to seeing authentic Indian. But I don’t think there is anything authentic about her.
I think she is just a phony. Her expressions when a judge on NFNS praised her food were very stagey, either a “whew, what a relief” or the “oh, you liked MY little ole me FOOD??” and phony.
Most of the earlier episodes in NFS had her in shapeless tent like outfits. All of a sudden she switched, most noticeably in the finale to “full boobs ahead, Gaida has NOTHING compared to me” mode.
Personally I don’t care if she want to show off, she’s not the first cook/host on FN to add some sex to the equation, but it sits a little uneasily with her “come to Jesus” babblespeak. And how many crosses are there in that video? (catch the shot of hubby framed by all the crosses on the wall in the video)
It all just doesn’t add up to me . There’s something fishy, to dovetail it with the video, about her whole personna.
I think you really pegged it renee.
I don’t have that kind of time. Why don’t you just tell me what she says that’s so offensive?
i think she, horrors of horrors, mentions god.
God songs, god music, god recipe names, god decor, scripture. It’s not just mentioning God, it’s a major theme of her life and show. Not something I want to see on FN, especially after Melissa won last year, with her Christian organization pushing behind her and forcing the win.
OMG @ MINX: That was annoying me too! It’s so strange that she takes great pains to over-enunciate just that word. I mean, c’mon it’s spaghetti. We all have used it at one point. It’s not an exotic Italian pasta that we’ve never heard of.
Hey, leave Giada alone. She can’t help that her freakishly enormous mouth makes her talk like that.
You know, for uber cool snarktastical hipsters, you guys sure do seem to clutch the pearls over tits.
I don’t care if the women is 76 lbs, or 250 lbs. I don’t think someone with any self respect would go on camera in a top that is 4 sizes too small, and low cut. I’d like to watch some chefs cook.
yeah, color me sick. too much boobage, size up.
Not sure what you mean wat. I’m hardly a hipster myself, and looking at her home makes me want to hurl. Dirty house, dirty food. Rock on gregg.
If Aarti were instead a 2×4 with a couple of bb’s shot in it I suspect this article would have about 10% the comments it does now…
I think you might be right Joe!
What the hell are you talking about Joe? The article has this many comments because the 700 club showed up to sing Aarties praises. Just like they did last year for Melisa.
It is. Getting sick thinking about eating there.
yeah that is clean for her. nasty
/agreed
rofl
HAHA! As an Indian, isn’t she supposed to be Hindu anyway??
scantily clad? perhaps sandy, you’d prefer to live in iraq, iran, afghanistan or saudi arabia?
How can you say Tom is the better Chef when he bombed more dishes than anyone? I like Tom because he has a great personality, but I question his culinary knowledge because he was horrible too frequently.
Aarti was the most consistent chef besides Brianna and received the most glowing reviews for her food. Wolfgang Puck said she could work with him. Bobby Flay said he’d open an Indian restaurant with her. Michael Symon said her food was the best he ever had on the show.
You’re simply not watching the same show as I if you think Tom was actually a better chef.
How do you figure Tom was a better chef? He served rectangular bacon hockey pucks to Iron Chefs! His Asian dish for the “foodie” group was a bowl of soupy soy sauce. The only real challenge he won was the “jealousy” dish, which admittedly did look great. But his food in final pilot episode was nothing we haven’t seen before. I am amused at this re-writing of history that is morphing Tom into some sensational chef.
I hate to tell you but I seriously (very seriously) doubt that that man is any cleaner than Aarti. I would not trust his hygiene or his food. His food was also a miss many a times, unlike Aarti.
Why must you waver to such extremes? I didn’t say she should come in wearing a sheet. Is there nothing in between *that* and a low cut, skin tight dress or blouse? Yes there is, mikeytwoshoes. Welcome to America, where we have many fashion choices. And, a women who chooses to dress herself in a breast baring top is clearly choosing to do so for a reason. You can be sexy and attractive without looking slutty, and in my opinion that’s what she looks. That doesn’t mean I want her wrapped in a sheet, as stated, so give it up man! I don’t see claire robinson dressing like that, class act!
I guess I’m trying to say that she is most certainly NOT scantily clad. so you can see her cleavage? whoop-dee-freaking-doo-doo. it ain’t like she’s wearing victoria’s secret intimate wear. that would be scantily clad. I see women dressed like that every day and it doesn’t bother me in the least, in fact, I like it.
and here I am defending fucking aarti. I don’t believe it. mainly I’m pissed off about all the God/Christianity hate. it is so hypocritical it’s not even funny.
I don’t see any God/Christianity hate mikey, simmer down. I just see people simply asking religion not to be brought into their food, or cooking show.
or their lives period.
What’s it any business of yours if they don’t want religion or god in their own lives? That’s not bashing. That’s a personal choice.
FN female celebs now to be sporting Burqaas due to outcry over cleavage. Film at 11.
“Why must you waver to such extremes? ”
Saying that Aarti is “scantily clad” is an example of wavering to extremes in and of itself, Sandy. Pot, kettle, black, etc.
Why must people always bring up looks, but while we are on the subject. The women is not attractive. Bad skin / acne, overweight, insecure (go take a look at her pre makeover shots for a real scare) Buutttttt, her looks aren’t on the table, and they shouldn’t be y’all. I don’t care if someone looks like a model or not, I care about if they can cook and tell interesting stories that inspire me to do so as well, the only thing she inspires me to do is get a pair of earplugs to block our her fake accent.
woman (typing too fast)
exactly. it was locked, closed, someone was hiding in there, and some maniac smashed it in 4 or 5 times and looks to have cracked it.
YUM, I’m hungry. Who wants Indian?
I’d rather watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my8JqiYk210
At least she is hot…
I agree, after just posting I cruised over to you tube to see this chic in action. Wow, that theme music is beyond words. some of them had the kitchen neat, but jeez. Oh well, love this site..
I heard that opening music and punched holes in my wall. I’m so glad I missed this season of NFNS because the 20 seconds of her I watched filled me with Khorne-like rage. I did not think it possible that there would exist something that couldn’t be made better with tits!
what is so wrong with manu chao?? i don’t think the music went well with the show, per se, but the music itself isn’t *that* bad.
Well thought out comment here. Looking at Aarti’s story, she was a food blogger who filmed some internet cooking shows and probably never thought at the time that she’d one day be on Food Network and that everyone would then be judging her past. She talks about how she and her husband were living off unemployment checks (which explains why they couldn’t afford a new door, or cable TV, among other things) so in that way it is a rags to riches kind of story.
As far as the religion thing goes, I’m pretty sure FN will not allow her to mention it on the air. She’s going to have everything decided for her now, and who knows, she may find that it isn’t so great. And she’ll definitely have to get thicker skin.
They didn’t.
Crammed down your throat? Oh my gosh, perhaps we should file a police report. Sounds like you’re the victim of assault and battery!
Then don’t watch? The solution is very simple.
Oh come on you knew this would happen! Now we are going to get fake indian food and a couple of curries and call it the new trend on the FN. Don’t you find it hilarious that Tom got prime time instead?
Hmmm. When I put the cumin in my chili, I call it Mexican inspired.
Petey’s Mom: Yeah, but it’s easier to fake an Indian-English accent than it is to fake a Mexican-Spanish accent. That’s why Aarrrrron Sanchez doesn’t have his own cooking show.
Yeah, these videos look like they were done for friends and acquaintances who probably have no money either. I think they are kind of low budget cute. She certainly seems more relaxed and informative than she did on NFNS because, duh, she is not performing in front of Bobby/Tushy/Susie and a huge camera crew. I absolutely think she will NOT be mentioning Jesus on her FN show; I don’t think they will even have to tell her to lay off that sort of talk. It’s not appropriate. As for her cleavage–she has enormous boobs! I mean, they are titan missiles! She probably has no air conditioning in her place so she dresses for comfort.
Yeah, living off unemployment checks, trying to make it rich by being actors on a youtube tv show. Acting, which is what she was doing with her, im so sweet, innocent, and scared to be here. They milked it for all it was worth, she is a fake character, like most of the others on the network.
I don’t know that much about YouTube but can’t you take down videos that make you look crazy?
Those are the same flowers she put on her head.
yes and she also served raw chicken and a dry egg crap.
Sure, CaroLine, but everyone had bad weeks. She just happened to have less than others. Can you honestly argue there was someone on this show who was more consistent than she was in both cooking and personality? You certainly can’t argue Tom or Herb was.
Tom had so many missteps and at times I questioned whether he even mastered the basics of cooking. He over seasoned the slaw and the dish he made with Das was awful. His jarred product was awful which prompted Bob to say something like he would buy 12 jars of it based on the demonstration, but would return all 12. His tacos in the truck challenge were over seasoned and gritty. He put too much soy sauce in his dish which was also soggy in the foodie challenge. He forgot to oil the grill in the Frank Sinatra challenge leaving a “lobster massacre.” Then there was the Iron Chef where all three of his dishes were a disaster.
Everyone has their misses, but his made him look like a complete amateur. It’s easy to see why he is unemployed when he can’t even season food properly and forgets to oil his grill. The Iron Chef challenge also showed his complete lack of food knowledge. He should know you can’t just fry a “bacon steak.” Pork Belly to be cooked low and slow to be edible. Also his french toast shows his lack of knowledge of complimentary flavors.
As for Herb, most people referred to him as bi-polar so need I say more?
Aarti was head and shoulders above Tom and Herb. No one else was as consistent as she was in the entire competition. I would have preferred to see Brad’s POV than Aarti’s, but he didn’t have the natural personality that Aarti does so I can’t complain with their choice.
I have a feeling that there are very many relatives of the finalists on this board. Jillian we should do something about this. Prescreening for genetic material?
Intelligent reply. Since you can’t refute anything I said with an intelligent comment you have to accuse me of being a relative. Nice.
It is as intelligent as your retarded reply.
Plus, I doubt that FN will let her talk about her faith on TV. Aarti had the right to wind it into her YouTube videos. It is only FREAKING YouTube. Everyone needs to just take a step back. Ever heard of freedom of religion? It isn’t like her blog or videos are in your face Christian. As a Christian, it is nice to find someone who can have faith and still be fun and normal.
Who wouldn’t I criticize? Everyone needs some criticism! :)
But, out of all of the women, my personal favorite was Serena actually. I grew up eating real Italian food and I can’t stand the Cali-italian crap Giada makes. Sure, Serena was “one note” – but then so is Aarti. Personally, I have zero interest in Indian food (or faux Indian food) and I find Aarti to be phony and annoying. You can’t be this timid person at the same time you and your husband film videos and put them on youtube for the world to see. Insecure, shy people don’t do that. Serena spoke a bit fast, but I think once the camera jitters passed she could have been a solid host and personality who actually made good Italian food.
For the guys, I think Brad was eliminated way too early. I would have loved to see him make it to the Iron Chef challenge (instead of just making Aarti’s food for her, and getting zero credit.) The Food Network needs more calm, every day, normal chefs. Personally, I don’t enjoy people screaming in my face and acting like bizarre characters of themselves – Guy Fieri, I’m looking at you.
We spoke a bit about this on the podcast today, and I hope in the future we can avoid these mishaps (like Aarti and Aaron winning) by allowing the PUBLIC to vote! …and I swear if someone else with a double Aa wins next year, I’m calling horsesh*t.
When you get famous its similar in a way to becoming a serious politician, the skeletons come out of the closet, duh… so its fair to talk about it, she puts this out herself
Good point!
Or, perhaps she felt more comfortable in front of the camera on these videos because her husband was filming them and they were in their home, as opposed to filming in unfamiliar places with your career on the line, knowing you’d be judged by some of the top brass at the FN.
That hit me too with RR’s nixing of the measurements. But, the way it sounded, it was like she thought that the viewers would find *6 ounces* or whatever it was to be over our heads. It was the tone.
You don’t have to give amounts while making the video or the TV show, they just have to be listed in the recipe on the website.
Ah, I get it now! Every time she wears a new flower in her hair, there must be a new hole in the door! Makes sense now.
*Aflac Duck* eh?
Guy, is that you????
Italians are way hotter than Indians, we know this.
Serena is a beautiful, classy lady, but no way FN was ever going to put her on the air and show up their fake pseudo-Italian “star” Giada.
With Melissa D. and Aarti the last 2 winners of NFNS, they should post a warning for the next contest, “no intelligent, mature contestants, especially men, need apply.” Can’t FN have one cooking show in which the host isn’t shrill, over-the-top, or a complete phony?
Aartii’s hotter than Serena to me, but I prefer my women on the thicker side. I guess that makes me not a good judge.
I agree, there are alot of things in life that can be made into art..and maybe the contrast between rage of the punches and the delicate nature of the flowers made some sort of art for her. i like it
Even if it’s from a previous tenant (which is highly unlikely, given that any reputable landlord would take the cost of the damage out of the safety deposit of the last tenant and have the door fixed for the next), a replacement interior door is $30 at Home Depot. If the landlord didn’t care that previous tenants punched holes in the doors, I doubt he’d have a problem with Aarti and her husband fixing it. Aarti and her husband are living in a trashed apartment willingly, either by their own hand or just because they’re really lazy.
i totally agree, this site is turning more towards hate bashing than actual unique/originally funny critiques…its like who can come up with the best “one liner” to get a quick laugh about a show or chef..sort of getting sick of it..
Well said, Jim. There’s well-articulated snark, and then there’s the harshing seen here in so many comments.
Totally agree with bring back the public vote. This year’s final show was a joke and a half
Next year’s winner will be a man or someone with a different ethnic spin. Something accessible and “exotic” French or Chinese or something. Awful Chinese fusion I can see it now.
When the public voted for Guy he wasn’t quite as much of a caricature of what he is now. He seemed knowledgeable and not nearly as douchey. Tushy and Fogleson blew up his personality and turned up the douche factor and unleashed the inner idiot.
I hope Aarti’s show stays banished to the Sunday wasteland of shows with D’Arabian and McCargo.
I’d love for them to bring back the public vote, but that’s never going to happen. The network has become some strange version of what it used to be.
Maybe the other contestants who were better than Aarti can end up on the cooking channel.
Brad HAD to be eliminated. There would be no way to justify choosing that walking train wreck AAAAAArti over a talented, good looking, polite chef like Brad.
Melissa D’Arabian was also being called out for talking way too fast and yet, they got her to bring it down enough to win and stay on the air. Serena was soooo much worse? Really?
What a sham!
I’ll guiltily admit that I sometimes watch Melissa. But I’m noticing that she’s speeding up her speech again and getting anxious sounding. She’s not as bad as in the early episodes of last years NFNS but she’s moving in that direction again. Her first shows were pretty calm and steady sounding . She was almost shrieking on her horrible pizza on the grill show last Sunday.
Precisely. It’s not even funny.
Aarti is crap, just like all of the other winners of NFNS. Any of the other contestants would have been better. People are entitled to their own opinions. Her and her pAArrtti’s are “Aa”noying
I said yesterday Tom reminds me a bit of my teenage son (who is leaving to start his freshman year of college tomorrow). He’s a wonderful kid but would I trust his cleanliness in food prep? Hardly.
Same 2 people saying the same things every week. if you don’t like it, leave.
Carlos, meet “Exit” sign. “Exit” sign, meet Carlos.
Yes, well said Polly.
Polly — Amen, Sista!
If you’re going to go posting this sort of nonsense, please user proper terminology. They’re not “boobies” for heaven’s sake. What, are you in middle school or something?!
They’re “dirty pillows”. Sheesh… I’m tellin’ ya. No respect for repressed Puritanism ’round here!
LMAO silvio.
Lol, she IS a little like the Hulk, isn’t she?
Um, Bob’s pretty obviously gay, so I don’t see how Aarti’s cleavage would hold any sort of appeal for him.
Then stop watching the show.
And, of course, they’re all sluts. Ev’ry dern one’a dem, I tells ya!
Funny how no one ever complains when it’s a man wearing tight clothing. Guess they’re too busy drooling.
“Funny how no one ever complains when it’s a man wearing tight clothing. Guess they’re too busy drooling.”
Au contraire, See TyFlo Food Trucks comments: http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/08/paging-the-fashion-police/. We don’t want to see his stuff.
Some of you guys are amazing. So when Brieanna wears a skin tight, low cut dress/top, she is a skank or looks slutty? But because Aarti is overweight, she can get away with it? Nice double standard. Look at Serena, she’s 100 times sexier than Aarti, and she didn’t showcase her melons like some of the other women on the show, namely Brieanna and Aarti.
There is also a big difference between Television, the internet, and the beach. People wear revealing clothes at the beach, but unless they are selling sex on TV or the internet, I see no need for women to wear skin tight, low cut, 10 sizes too small tops, it’s obvious what message they are trying to send, or what sort of audience they are trying to pull in. As a women, trust me I know, it’s intentional.
That aside……
I love indie food, so I had high hopes for Aarti, but the stuff she makes is so not authentic, and her personality drives me up a wall. Will not be watching this fake actor.
There are other religions in India besides Hinduism. Nice stereotyping there.
The ignorance!!!
India has people of all religions.. Hindus being the majority.
So Bobby Flay is suddenly an authority on good Indian food? His restaurants serve flavorless burgers and are over priced, so I would hardly take him to be the guy to trust to open a restaurant with someone.
She needs to cover up her freakin boobs. Cleavage can be tasteful and sexy, but when your boobs look like cantaloupes being held up by dental floss, you need to wear something more supportive. I don’t want to see ANYONE’s boobs for that matter, but sexy can be subtle. She has big boobs- she doesn’t need em hanging out to remind us of that.
Also, adding “Indian” spices to a dish doesn’t really qualify it for a fusion dish and certainly not authentic. I don’t want to watch a show with food that looks 1. unappetizing and 2. unoriginal.
I agree Jillian. Seems like any time a new host appears (like with D’Arabian last year) her fans swarm the site to praise her.
Maybe it’s Susie and Bob, desperately trying to convince people they made the right choice.
I think this NFNS was the most bogus, contrived piece of crap ever shown on TV to date and I certainly wasn’t rooting for Aarti. BUT,
snarky and satirical is funny. Vicious and cruel is not…
Aarti’s Friends, party of 50, your table is ready OUTSIDE.
Jillian, words of wisdom. Bitches get out of here!
fanatics is the perfect term for these one timers. she probably did a call for help on twitter again.
Agreed, Jill!
Really, Jill?
That is what you have to say to people who have a different opinion? This is now a “I agree with Jill cause SHE is the second coming of Jesus and can do no wrong” site?
Way to go !!!!
And you think Wolfgang Puck’s accent is real? Or Paula’s? Fake accents are nothing new on Food Network, yet everyone’s so shocked that Aarti would dare to have a fake accent. I don’t like her either, but have some consistency people.
Aarti isn’t the only one with a fake accent on FN. Look at Pat Neely. In the older shows he never said “y’all”. Now his speech is liberally sprinkled with y’alls. He’s trying to outdo Paula.
But the last think FN needs at this point is another phony.
I have no idea about Puck, but Paula’s seems horrendously put-on. I can’t listen to the woman for more than 15 seconds or so. Her accent and her propensity to pepper nearly each of her sentences with an exaggerated “y’all” is instantly repellent.
It might be my imagination, but I think Paula has gotten “southerner” as time has gone by. I don’t remember her accent being anywhere near as annoying or as exaggerated when she started out.
Today Paula was laying on the accent with a shovel. Stretching out those vowels like crazy, calling oil “ow-el”, the “y’alls” every other word. She never was that exaggerated. So hammy. I’m from Chicago, talk faster for christ’s sake.
… funny how they have so many fake accents but they murdered Serena who is the only one who has a right to have an accent since she was not raised here… I guess they prefer the over enunciated vowels.
So because other hosts have fake accents, it’s ok for Aarti to have one to. Way to up the standard.
Her fake accent is just like her fake food.
It’s a MID Atlantic accent. Feigned to make her more interesting. She can probably do many more. Maybe if asked we’ll see her in Aarti’s Cajun Bonanza were she expertly makes dishes of the region.
Phony bitch.
I know for a fact Puck’s accent is not fake. My aunt used to work in one of his kitchens and he would come in and sexually harass her and she could barely understand what he was saying.
Pretty sure Bob n Susie spent the whole season calculating how much money they’d have to offer Herb to get him in the sack. That’s how Aarti slipped by.
Didn’t Tushy say in the first NFNS show that Aarti was “a woman I really want to be around!” It was one of those liquid-spewing moments.
Amusing point, cloverleaf. :)
Oh please. You said the same thing 5 months ago and yet here you are.
Guess what? No one is going to agree with your ideas 100% of the time. Get a thicker skin, people. This is the internet. If you can’t take people thinking BEDROOM DOOR HOLES WITH FLOWERS CRAMMED IN THEM are ridiculous, then you really have zero business here.
Buhbye!
Copperhead…your announcement leads to only one conclusion…
BYE.
Completely agree with you Jill. It’s all fun and games while we’re poking fun at people they don’t like, but God forbid you notice hilarious holes with flowers crammed in them. Suddenly you’re an asshole.
These Aarti freaks will be gone soon, and I can’t wait. The sooner the better.
Copperhead, you are the asshole. Go punch a few more holes in Aarti’s door for her. Bye!!!!!!
@Jenna Soon after her show is canceled, I figure. What do they give these winners..? A 6-episode show at a very unattractive time slot? I guess she could stick around like Aaron or Melissa, but I tend to think she won’t. Just a hunch.
I thought her boobs looked perfectly fine and well supported, I think some are just jealous. And Bobby Flay I believe would be a more credible witness to flavor, regardless of the ethnicity, he is in fact an Iron Chef and owns his own successful restaurant empire!!
Agreed, Mojito-bandito!
Bobby Flay is the FN’s poster child. I would call his restaurants hardly an empire. Not even close.
And if other people are jealous that’s their prerogative but I am fine with my boobs. Just have 0 desire to see someone else’s flopping all over the screen.
I took a look at a few of Serena’s shows. She wore some pretty hot outfits.
It’s the newest way to display your tacky hair barettes? Who needs a nicely decorated cedar box on the dresser when you can punch holes in the door?
Coming soon to a Big Lots near you.
Nah, I think they probably think it would be funny though.
Agreed. It’s YouTube, seriously. FN would never let her mention religion on her actual show — but FN is not paying her for her YouTube videos, so LET IT GO. Yes, she’s ridiculously annoying, but honestly I couldn’t give two shits what her apartment looks like on YouTube. I’m sure her real show will give us plenty of things to snark on, so who the hell cares if she has a gross, messy apartment with a bunch of crosses on the wall? That’s her life and she can do what she wants. When she’s on the air via FN is when it makes sense to make fun of her.
There’s a lot of foolishness and mayhem going on, and that’s just in her dress.
I think she’s possessed by the devil Tuschman and worships snakes coming from the head of Susie Medusa Fogelson.
Because there’s a limited amount of time that can be used for programming, and by putting something shitty (like this) on, it takes up time that could, theoretically, be hosting something actually watchable.
Indeed. If she was making these videos with the intent of being “discovered”, then she should show some pride in her surroundings and/or act with more professionalism. Clean up the kitchen. Repair the blast holes in the bedroom door. And please, PLEASE close the effing bathroom door. That last one, especially, has a less than appetizing effect on the viewer.
Like who, the President? The CEO of Wells Fargo? The guy who manages the gas station in your neighborhood? What “very high-up” people are you talking about?
If what you say is true, hopefully this will mean a quick burn-and-fade for Aarti. Pacify her by giving her a wretched show for 6 episodes and then let it quickly become nothing more than a bad memory.
If hireups hate her at FN then wouldn’t they just shove her in the corner already? She’s been doing press/blog interviews nonstop and they have her promoting on local tv stations already.
Just saying
As a matter of fact, yes I have.
Lit by Mary Kerr.
No, but I just ordered a great parody book from Amazon this week. The title? *Every FREAKING Day With Rachael Ray* by Elizabeth Hilts. Cannot wait!! Looks like a hoot!
Pretty soon I hope to be reading Mockingjay by Suzanne Collins. The conclusion to a great series of books. :)
Exactly yumho! it’s a totally different experience to have your hubby film in your familiar surroundings with one little camera, vs tons of cameras, in a studio, with many people harsly judging your every move and decision. I do believe this really caused her some serious self doubt.
An actress is an actress is an actress…
I don’t know… she still comes across as inauthentic, even taking into account the environment. She appears to have had an act, a set of reactions, mannerisms and exasperations which she rehearsed at home in front of the mirror and got down pat to roll out depending on the situation. Could be wrong, but it certainly struck me that way as the season progressed. Her act became increasingly transparent and annoying.
Also forgot to comment on her dirty pigsty of a house. I wonder if it ever occurred to her to tidy up a bit before she had a camera crew in there. In my opinion the overall look of your house reflects your kitchen tidiness… I wonder what you’d find if you opened her fridge. Some 8 month expired milk?
It quite honestly reminded me of my Pack-rat of a mother’s house. THERE IS STUFF ALL OVER THE COUNTER! ALL OVER THE FLOORS! TABLES!
It’s not uncommon for people of Indian descent to have British accents.
Regardless, hers sounds muddled and fake.
Ohhh, high ups! It sounds like this guy has insider information! He knows people “in the business!”
I am in awe of your internet importance, sir!.
I cannot even tell you how much and why “CEO of Wells Fargo” cracked me up. Thank you haha
women = plural
woman = singular.
If you’re going to make fun of someone at least have the decency to use proper grammar.
My thought on that is that in the youtube videos, she wasn’t on a show in front of famous people known for their cooking, and in a possibly intimidating setting.
She was in her house being recorded by her husband, cooking for the two of them.
I’m not some Aarti superfan, I’m just pointing out that it’s a bit ridiculous to compare a youtube cooking show to a food competition show on national television
I’m really excited about that one. Less than a week to wait for it! :)
Or maybe she was faking the whole time on NFNS.
How can you tell her accent is fake? There is an enormous Indian population in England and her family may have come from there.
Her british accept falls off in several places throughout that video. It’s pretty funny.
“Aarti Party” (or however they spell it)sounds like a show for pre-schoolers. Kind of demonstrates the mental age FN is aiming at. And how is is a cooking show a “party?” Also can’t believe that as a new unproven host they would build the show’s title around her name. Even with their established stars they put the show concept first, like “30 Minute Meals with Rachel Ray.” Is FN that in love with Aarti?
An Aarti Paarti Gone Wild.
True. It probably won’t take long before she can move to a place where she won’t have to punch holes in the door to make room for her hair accessories. ;-)
Yes, it’s a no-budget, homemade video. But it doesn’t cost anything to close the damn bathroom door. Her husband (assume he was the cameraman) must’ve been brain dead not to notice that the bathroom was visible in the shot. Or even worse, he noticed and thought it was perfectly okay.
Apu is voiced by a white dude. Makes it even funnier.
I love a British accent, but hers is the only one I can think of where I don’t want to pay more attention. Accent or not, I don’t think she knows more than 5% of what Indian cuisine is really about.
I guess. Well, it’s certainly different!
I’d imagine legalities may be involved. Not to mention that they’d completely lose face if they just shoved her in the corner, so to speak. They’re likely obligated to feature her in her own show, as they would with any winner. After that short run is over, perhaps all bets are off. Of course, if her ratings are good, then they’ll definitely keep her around, regardless of personal feelings. Or so I’d think.
“The thing you guys are forgetting is that there was not a CAMERA CREW in her home. Most of these videos were filmed before she was on the show. ”
And…..? what? She can’t clean up her place and make it look like something better than a chaotic pigsty? Can’t simply pull that bathroom door closed? Even if it’s not an official camera crew, she could stand to take some basic pride in her place, esp if it’s going out for all to see. On the other hand, some people are just natural slobs and don’t care. Perhaps Aarti is one such person.
Otherwise, I agree with the rest of your post. Well said.
true.
Amen, anjarew. AMEN!!!!
‘When my wet, meets Gina’s dry, it’s time ta fry!’
Oh my gosh… even my grammar was awful on that one. But it kinda worked since I was quoting the Neely’s.
Yeah, I just saw that! Now I’m just curious to know the “funny story” behind it.