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Aarti Party premieres on the Food Network today at 12 EST. Feel free to talk about the show in the comments section, and look for the FNH recap of the show later today!
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The only reason I’m planning to watch this show is so I can be more informed when I read Jillian’s recap. I wish FN knew how much FNH boosts their ratings!
oh…right. because 18 people make such a huge difference in cable ratings.
18? More like hundreds of thousands every month, but thanks for the love!
Now run along, the aarti fan club website is that way —>
apparently rebel here wasn’t around for the time you told people to follow anne burrel on twitter, and then her account blew up!
Sloppy Bombay Joes? That just sounds like a bad memory from college..
On a positive note, it sure beats the hell out of $10 Dinners… how that show is still on the air is beyond me.
HATE HATE HATE the idea of this stupid stupid show like we need an Indian food show. I will never watch I hope she crashes and burns!!
I am with you. She can’t cook, her accent comes and goes and is too much to listen to when it is present. She is just awful. How she could win is beyond me. And those stupid names for what she cooks! Sounds like a refugee from a a bad book for children. The only enjoyment or enlightment I have gotten from Aarti is trashing her on the internet.
Can’t wait for her take on PB&J. Use store bought naan, cashew butter, and pear chutney. Rock with those Indian flavours!
Must remember to add the “u” in flavour, colour, humour, etc to go with Aahti’s Dubai British flavoured ex-pat schooling.
Actually I think you put more Indian “flavour” twist in that PB&J than she would have done – she’d have just thrown some cumin and/or curry powder and ta-da, Indian food!
Along with naan pizzas, I have been eating peanut butter and chutney sandwiches for years. So far nothing that Trader Joes hasn’t thought of before
Same here! I especially love making naan pizzas. I do savory versions with sundried tomatoes, mushrooms, and my favorite cheeses ( I recently FINALLY found some paneer!), as well as sweet versions with fruit, honey, and yogurt and/or goat cheese and/or cream cheese.
The sweet and savory both sound really good.
Oh, it’s gonna be a hoot.
* Creamy Pistachio Pops
* Sloppy Bombay Joes
* Massaged Kale Salad
Sloppy Bombay Joes? I assume that means add curry to canned meat and serve on Naan.
Food Network has a picture of Aarti with her whole family. She has 2 sisters. And her MUM is not dead. She lives in India!
Oh and the only reason I am watching this piece of crap show is to see what Jillian and the FNH crew will say about it!!!
OMG! I just went to FN and I had to see for myself — there were both her parents looking very healthy and they were described in present tense. Uh huh. What a fraud that network is. A fraud!
Did she ever say that her mother was dead? I thought she was just her “inspiration”.
I believed that she implied that her Mum was dead. I, for one, thought she was based on what she had said. She never talks about her Mum in the present tense.
I believe some people here inferred her mother was dead, based on…I don’t really know what.
I was wondering about that as well, Aeon. Though, I’ll also admit I didn’t watch TNFNS with what one could call rapt attention, so I figured I missed something.
You so nailed it with the fact that everything is red and orange. Along with the henna-ish drawings on the back wall.
Add me to the people watching just to see how awful it is going to be, and so I can fully appreciate the FNH recap.
She took the flowers out of her and splattered them on the wall.
Sloppy Bombay Joes? Gross!!
The recipes were up as of yesterday (maybe earlier) on the FN website. The aahti fans are already shrieking about how wonderful the recipes are and want to know how soon Aahti will be selling garam masala and tandorri marinade.
Susie, there’s you cue……
They HAVE TO be paying for those reviews! OR maybe they require all the FN employees to leave a review. Seriously that many 5 star reviews for SLOPPY JOES. Come to my house and I will make you sloppy joes that are far better then Aarty Farty’s!
I think they need to sift out the fawning comments on the Reader’s Reviews section for Aarti Parti recipes. They are not commenting on the recipe, or how easy it was to make, etc etc. Honestly I’m amazed there were that many comments, but it’s only a matter of time until she really grates on some nerves.
I am so glad I havent’ had a big swig of the old Aarti Parti koolade! I couldn’t take either NFNS or the premier episode of her show. So phony.
By the way, I love this website — it’s my new favorite!
Should be a train wreck, though maybe an amusing one.
Then again, I could be wrong.
i would love to watch just to see what FNH has to say about it, but I can’t bring myself too. i’ll just get the scoop here.
That set is hideous. I’m not Indian but I’m sure FN could put together a tastefully authentic kitchen that didn’t look so faux Slumdog Millionaire.
FN talks diversity but gives us stereotypes.
Toooeee Maahhhhhh Tooooee…..argghhhh my ears. lol
I am watching, but am afraid the second-hand embarrassment might be too much to handle. The show looks cringe-worthy already.
I’m gonna need her to stop yelling at me.
I use cardamom all the time… Does that mean I can start calling my chocolate chip cookies “Indian” or “Middle-Eastern?”
LOL.
Not unless you call it “cahdamom”!
I’m from Maine. We drop our Rs too.
Apparently so!
It’ll be interesting to see if this site can be satiric, or will the recap just be hateful — a jealous rant of zero comedic value.
It’s a challenge, ladies, I know. We’re all rootin’ for ya.
Please explain to me why I would be jealous of Aarti? I’m not an aspiring chef or tv personality, and I happen to be pretty happy with myself and my life. :)
We make fun of plenty of folks here, so blaming “jealously” is a bit weak. Judging from your comments (remember, we can see IPs)… it’s clear you found your way here as an Aarti fan. Not everyone is going to feel the same way as you do about her, that doesn’t mean they are jealous. Here’s to hoping you can grasp that. I’m rootin’ for ya.
It’s a twisted logic you see all over the Internet. If someone criticizes something another person likes, the latter person will drag out the tired “you’re just jealous!” trope.
“(remember, we can see IPs)” ROFLMAO! That is probably news to Ryan, not a reminder…
For members of the Aarti Paarti Aarmi, I’m sure however the critique goes, they’ll view it as a “jealous rant”.
lol@aarmi
Ray, love the “Aarmi” term! LOL!! :)
Thanks, Cloverleaf! :) and ‘roo!
*sheepishly raises hand*
Ummm, totally jealous of Aarti’s boobs. Yup.
#JustSayin’
I’ll watch the show for the recap too. Never would have known the time it was on if not for this post! I’m most eager for Brie’s Show Notes! I’m hoping she’ll have an entire sheet of paper for it?
:-D
Lana, you realize they need all sorts of straps, hooks, winches, bracing, and reinforcement to stay at that level, right? They’d probably dip into her chutney without artificial lifting.
Giada remains the boob queen of the network.
lol Scruffy @ “winches, bracing, and reinforcement” !! You’re probably right. ;-)
Regardless of what feats of engineering are involved I will admit I am jealous of her boobage as well. Maybe Playtex can use her to market the 18 hour Chef’s Bra.
I can’t stand Aarti, and I’m male. I guess I must be jealous of some random Indian woman from youtube too. And on that logic, I must be jealous of Rachael Ray as well.
Plus, have you seen the girls who run FNH, they aren’t only intelligent and funny, they are smoking hot.
“Indians like..”
“Indians like..”
“Indians like…”
Nice generalizations.
If she says that one more time I am going to punch another hole in her bedroom door.
I have a new name for the show, Faari Potty, because the shit is just spewing out of her hole.
Just make sure to put a flower in the hole
I missed the flower in her hair today. Gosh, that was the only reason I watched. Interesting juxtaposition of Aarti Party between Rachael Ray’s 30 Minute Squeals and Melissa d’Arabian’s Ten d’Ollar d’Inners.
I was with her until she opened the tea bags and dumped the contents into the milk(?) mixture. Eww. I’m not opposed to good bagged tea, but if I’m cooking with it, I always use loose leaf tea. You just don’t know what other fillers are used for those tea bags. She’ll never strain it all out, either. MMm…tainted tea leaves between your teeth.
Yuck.
And the Sloppy Bombay Joes could have been called Turkey Masala Sandwich and not sounded as stupid.
And look at the loving close-ups of the nasty tea leaves floating in the condensed milk and heavy cream. Or in the freezer pop form. Or in the freezer.
And they will miraculously disappear during tasty.
Aarti apparently doesn’t remember her own recipe. She completely skips the step where you’re supposed to strain the milk mixture before adding the condensed milk and cream.
She did strain the tea/cardamoms in the show.
Yeah, it’s just the filings in the tea bags are too small to be caught by anything shy of cheesecloth. Solution? Steep the tea in the bags on the stove. Same effect, no tea-leaf filled teeth later.
Should’ve been Sloppy Mumbai Joes; Bombay is the “old” name…
And Swedes use cardamom a lot, too :)
Raisins in a sloppy joe – that sounds awful!
oh, man, that does sound bad. I’d like to see her get a kid to eat those.
I bite into a fucking raisin in my sloppy joe – I’m having something decent delivered.
But, that’s what makes it INDIAN food!
Why the hell would I want a crunch in my Sloppy Joe? It would just remind me of biting into a bone fragment.
I was thinking the same exact thing. Ouch!
it looks like it was done by a sixth grade girl w/ a pkg of scented magic markers.
I don’t know if I want Cumin exploding in my mouth…..
:P
There are a couple of fun options for a reply to this. :)
Why do they always have such cheesy background music on FN? Why do they need background music at all?
Maybe Susie’s got subliminal messages in the music? I’m wondering how soon before we see Mr. Aarti appear on the show. He’s apparently an actor. Perhaps he can give Cusimano a run for his money.
Notice that the “Aarti Party” little logo is super hipster and looks a lot like the Juno logo?
You know, cause Aarti is so hip. And cool.
I was wondering where I saw that lettering and effect before–yeah, Juno.
That *hip* or juvenile (?) style is all over her blog site. This has turned into such a love fest for FN. Ugghh.
If she has an episode with indie music and Micheal Cera I’m so fucking out on the entire channel.
Hey, guys! Did you know that the sugar in sweetened condensed milk MAKES THINGS SWEET? I’m sure that cleared up everyone else’s confusion on that subject like it did mine. I’ve been using sugar to make things salty, with very little success, for my entire life!
lol
hahahaha!
toe maaaahhhh toe
I don’t know if you caught the little tidbit that lemons tend to be sour. She’s so full of insight!
And cream is creamy!
and moisture is the essence of water!
And who knew that cardamom was in my chai tea latte? Here I thought my WASPy self was a cardamom virgin.
At least they got rid of that stupid flower in her hair.
Does that mean that they finally spackled all the holes in the bedroom door?
Oh god, lemons tend to be a little sour. Thank god we have the beacon of culinary intellect that is Aarti.
Next thing you know, she’s going to tell us chiles are spicy or something.
she’ll call them “chillis”
Does Bobby Flay know?
Wait, wait, wait. First she tells us sugar is sweet, now she’s saying lemons are SOUR?!
…MIND. BLOWN.
Mensa is contacting her now, you bet.
God this show is a mess…and I’m so sick of seeing the promos for Ten Dolla Dinners…gag.
I left it on as background noise and the only nice thing I can say is that she’s better than D’Arabian. But that isn’t saying much.
“I think the world is ready!” “Welcome to my wooooorld!”
Kill. Me. Now.
That laugh at the end makes me want to open a vein.
I feel like I want to like this show, I’m always intrigued by Indian cooking, but I don’t think she’s going to be the one to give me the information I want.
Also, did she seriously say she had a hard time squeezing that lemon? Just what do these people do that they can’t squeeze a lemon with a squeezer?
I don’t think Giada mentored Aarti enough. Giada seems to have mastered lemon squeezing.
Oh, now cream is creamy? She’s 3 for 3 on the talking to us like we’re morons who have never seen/touched/tasted food before.
Giada does the same thing. I will never understand why FN thinks it’s appropriate for their dimwit hosts to describe a lemon-based dish as “lemony,” an obviously crunchy item as “sooooo crunchy,” or anything made with cream as “creamy,” and then just leave it at that. Are they kidding? There are so many beautiful, descriptive words in the English language, and this is what we get?
At least Aarti lacked Giada’s disgusting wet squishy sounds. I can’t stand watching Giada stir or eat anything because the sound effects are so over-the-top that it makes me want to puke.
***SIREN WOOWOOWOOOWOOOOWOOO!!!!!!!!!!
MUM ALERT!!
All right–I’m going to stick my neck out and say she wasn’t horrible (ducking thrown objects).
Better than D’Arabian and McCargo and Ferry, which is admittedly a pretty low bar.
No, she wasn’t terrible. However, I really resent a host who talks to me like I’ve never been in a kitchen before.
People who watch FN have varying degrees of expertise and skill, but most of us watch it because we love food and love cooking. Telling us things like sugar is sweet, lemons are sour and cream is creamy is just insulting.
However, I have seen my way around the kitchen for nearly two decades now and didn’t really know what garam masala was. Maybe it’s common knowledge to most, but not to me. On the other hand, she went on about how “if you’ve had a Chai Tea Latte”, you’ve had cardamom. Well, I’ve never had chai tea, but I have made some Swedish dishes that also called for cardamom.
In all, I’d say that I actually learned a few things. All of us who watch FN expect to be talked down to a little bit.
Garam masala and cardamom, yes, these might require a bit of explanation to the inexperienced home cook, but then again, they’re not quite as common as things like cream, lemons and sugar. I really don’t know anyone who doesn’t know that sugar is sweet, lemons are sour, and cream is creamy, except possibly my 2-year-old niece.
Although maybe someone should have passed that knowledge on to Drunk Aunt Sandy before she attempted that creamy lemon vodka cocktail…
I didn’t think she was awful either. She’s sweet and likable. I think she had good camera presence too.
Didn’t find her likeable, found her annoying and grating.
Me too Bo.
I loved her show!!! She was herself and she taught me a lot about spices and to all you haters… guess what NO CURRY!! She is miles better than most of the crap that is on the FN – GO Aarti – Keep it fun, Keep it honest and Keep the passion.
Keep it honest? Keep the passion? Wow, stop drinking the koolaid.
She’s just another FN phony.. only she came from the web. She isn’t a chef, she is hardly a home-cook at best
And another show with imaginary friends. I guess she runs in the same circle as Sandra Lee.
It was an impromptu dinner party in which she….eats before anyone is there? At least Giada can pay a couple actors to be her friends.
Yeah, that was a little awkward. She says her friends are coming over, and then she eats alone, standing up, in her kitchen. Kind of sad, really…
Her voice is hella annoying.
Ah I’m struck both blind and deaf….”I’m going to quickly gobble this down”…..”Ah my buns are toasty..” …..I think it is safe to say that they have another Aunt Sandy worthy show here. lol…
I was waiting for her to suck on that pop and make foodgasm sounds.
She mentioned that her friends are bringing wine… they are going to need something much stronger!
ugh 12-1p Eastern Sundays on Food Network could be the WORST hour of programming on television.
Come now. At least Aarti is a slight improvement over Sandra Lee trying to save us money, right?
at least aunt sandy is drunk during her show ;-)
I would go as far to say that whole 10am – 2pm block is bad…lol.
To my knowledge, all of the NFNS shows begin at noon EST on Sundays. The only one that has significantly moved from that slot (and into daytime reruns) is Guy.
Did you all notice her set looks like the same kind of set as Darabian’s set? whats up wit dat?
also, she giggles TOO MUCH!!
also, when she was on FNC, did she claim her mum was dead? now her mum is alive? wahts up with dat?
I wonder if they throw the newbies on basically the same style set, maybe with different paint splashed here and there, other small variations, etc.
At least she didn’t keep saying “there we go” as everyone else seems to say to fill the gaps when they having nothing substantive to say.
Not to mention, this someone else is, in my opinion, the original proclaimer of all things obvious. Here are a few examples:
“The honey gives it sweetness; the lemon zest gives it a lemony flavor; mascarpone makes it creamy; you can really taste the butteriness from the butter.” Etc., etc.
And once, while making a dessert, she said that the sugar absorbs the egg. No, you stupid dumb wench, solids DISSOLVE in liquid!
Grrr. Aarti can be annoying but she has nothing on the bobble-headed, strangely short-limbed Ms. de Laurentiis.
Originally read Peaches’ comment as referring to “someone else” and not “everyone else.” :)
Gak! Meant Plumpy’s comment!
I’m tired. I need a nap!
In my opinion, Aarti represented herself very well; much better than Melissa does. I did grow weary of the “Indian” reference in almost every sentence. At least she didn’t have the friggin flower in her hair. She didn’t cook anything that I would want to make, so watching her show is because I’m lazy and bored.
Is Debbie Korean? Is Aarti Indian? Please keep me informed friends.
So sorry you’re out of the loop… Debbie Lee is, in fact, Korean.
She is?!
btw have there been any Debbie Lee sightings? I wonder if she’s still the same old lyin’ cryin’ Korean.
I didn’t think it was so bad, really, and a tikka masala Sloppy Joe sounds kind of tasty (if a little complicated). What I find fascinating is Food Network’s certainty that no one knows what cardamon is. I mean, I live in the sticks, and I’ve heard of it — tasted it, even.
complicated?
“Involved” is probably a better word. She took a simple, 5 ingredient dish like sloppy joes, and turned it into 25 ingredients.
Well, remember that bogus focus group on the final episode of NFNS? That actress(?)gushed that before seeing Aarti, she did not know what chutney was. FN thinks we are all a bunch of morons living under massive rocks…
It wasn’t a total mess. She actually showed good camera presence, but that laugh has got to go.
I actually like Aahti; she seems genuine, if not a bit hokey. I wonder who will get the Gertler treatment though and scoop up a show after losing…. Can’t be moon-faced Aria cause they stole her show name (and the concept of Jerseylicious, but in a restaurant) with that god-awful looking new show, Family Style.
Here’s to hoping Aaaaaahti tones down the cheese and sweeping generalities to actually introduce her great Indian food to all the Paul Deen butter eaters out there. I’ll be watching if only to try an not give FN a reason to renew Melissa “couldn’t make a dinner for $10 American dollars if her life depended on it” D’Arabian.
There was a post on here a few days ago about Tom getting a show called “Overstuffed Foods” or “Obnoxious Foods” or “Food with Flannel”…something like that. I think it’s starting in the Fall.
It’s Outrageous Foods, but I’d love to watch Food with Flannel. Maybe we can get Al Borland to co-host it.
I didn’t think the episode was too bad. She is pretty cute and did more than just cook with curry powder.
All the same I’ll still gladly make fun of her along with FNH!
Did she break out the uke?
As a couple of people have noted, she is, I think, WAY better than D’Arabian and some of the others who have shows. She can talk and cook at the same time! That alone is worth something.
I also have the “benefit” of seeing some shows on the Cooking channel. Good god they are bad. Really unwatchable, even though I’m almost always doing something else while watching TV. So in comparison Aarti is okay. I won’t be making anything she made on the show, though.
I too just watched so I could follow the upcoming FNH recap. I didn’t see a lot of cooking and talking at the same time though Barb. I saw a lot of awkward camera dialogue, with hand waving and phony smirks. She would start to reach for the pot, then pull back, say something, wave her hands around, then back to the pot. Rinse. Repeat. Annoying.
The sound of her voice is driving me up a wall. I normally leave FN on in the background but I’ll have to mute it when she and her paaarrttiii come on.
She doesn’t pause in mid-sentence constantly, I guess that’s what bugs the hell out of me with D’Arabian. Three words, pause, 5 more words, pause…..
I think the Cooking Channel is much better than the FN. Most of its programming is from Food Network Canada. It’s great to see Julia Child, Graham Kerr, Nigella Lawson, Two Fat Ladies, etc., and now Michael Symon’s Cook Like an Iron Chef. Lots more actual cooking airing on CC than on FN. ;)
she just said: when you put spices in oil, they kind of open up and say GOOD MORNING!
yes, aarti, they do! and i have a feeling after making this recipe…my ass will open up and say good morning as well!
LMAO
umm: has anyone else noticed that Aarti’s husband looks just like that creep David Koresh? he looks controlling.
I used to watch her videos on her blog, but when she would post videos with her hubby in them, you could SEE the difference in the way she spoke, –like that of an abused woman.
i bet he is in all his glory now, –going from being unemployed for years (aarti and brendan both) his meal ticket is filled.
but watch! as she becomes a mini celeb…there will be trouble in paradise! i can almost SMELL his jealousy and paranoia!
if Aarti starts making kool-aid dont drink it.
He totally looks like someone who would blow up an abortion clinic. Just saying.
I had D’Arabian’s show on after Aarti (too lazy to change the channel) and she is just unwatchable, even by FN standards. I didn’t have an opinion one way or the other about her on NFNS, but she is hard on the ears, has a horrible horse laugh and if that dinner cost $10 to make then I am Bob Tuschman.
d’Arabian is a tad too high strung for my taste. She’s a few degrees away from the old SNL sketch “The Anal Retentive Chef.” Just about the only entertainment value I get from her show is watching to see if her long sleeves will brush against her raw chicken.
I’m already sick of her fake songy accent. Imaginary friends. Random giggles. The fact that she talks to us like we are in pre-school. I don’t feel like I learned anything about Indian cooking, and I am not inspired to cook anything she made. Anyone have the 411 on when she actually lived in India?
Agreed, this woman is a slap in the face to real chefs (both home chefs, and restaurant chefs) all over the world India to America. Cream is creamy? Holy crap, thanks for the tip.
According to Wikipedia, she was born in Mumbai, India, but grew up in Dubai, UAE. Assuming a four year college program at Northwestern, she’s been in the US since at least 1996.
I do think Aarti is genuinely herself. Her accent does not bother me– and I find her personality endearing. Her husband does look a bit bizarre on the old you tubes–but he looked pretty decent when he arrived for the family visit at NFNS. I wear size 0-2, but am not overly concerned about my weight–and it is nice to see a good-looking curvy woman who is just lovely and comfortable in her skin.
Dear Aarti,
I’m sorry I missed your Paarti. I didn’t RSVP on my Tivo because a wolverine climbed to the third floor, squeezed under the door, and ate my remote. I swear to Ganesh that’s what happened! Do you even know who Ganesh is? I’m not sure… Back to the point, who throws a Paarti at that time of morning anyway? Aren’t you mad that your show is on when your Jesus freak buddies are still not home from church? Isn’t it ironic, don’t ya think? It’s like rain on your wedding day… Oh, wait, that’s not ironic. You know what I mean.
But I hear your Paarti wasn’t very good anyway. The decorations sucked, the music sucked, the food sucked, and the host was very bleh. Next time you maybe want to put some more effort into your Paarti?
But, in honor of your Paarti-throwing, I promise to sprinkle some cumin into my Pepsi and call it Indian. If I tape that into a pilot can I have a show too, Susie?
Oh, and Aarti, send an e-vite for your next Paarti. My email address is spam@idontcheckthis.com. Thanks!
Hugs, kisses, fenugreek and naan!
Scruffy
I’m sorry to hear about the loss of your remote. Is a wolverine attack covered under warranty?
No. It’s considered an act of God. Stupid insurance company.
Loved it Scruffy!
This isn’t Indian Food. And I’m actually pissed that Food Network is passing it off as Indian cooking. And as an Indian I’m surprised that she wants to represent it in this way. “Bombay” Sloppy Joes? So generic. First of all…it’s Mumbai. Did you forget Aarti? You’re “homeland” reclaimed its original name after years of British rule. This is no different than Guy Fieri’s “taj mahalla chicken”. But at least HIS recipe was more authentic!
And before someone comes running in to respond i know it’s *your
lmaooo
Thank god someone said it Neel! I was hoping for real authentic Indian and culture. I got none of this. I am also Indian too. I have seen Guy Fieri cook more proper Indian dishes as well. This was some watered down junk she just threw spice into.
I can’t wait for FN to start disparaging my heritage. Oh wait, Rachael Ray already fucked up Welsh rarebit.
Guy Fieri’s “St. Patrick’s Linguine” and RayRay’s “Irish Nachos” already did a number on my heritage… now I’m just waiting for one of them to come out with a haggis slider on soda bread to finish me off.
I really hope they can tone it down with her, she was like a caricature of herself on TNFNS. otherwise, I’m afraid we have just another puff show which talks down to us home cooks.
Holy Vishnu and Shiva!
I mean……..I think it’s cool that she has an accent :P
Also since she’s Indian, I was really hoping that it would be a vegetarian show. Geuss not..? Whatevsssss
Vegetarian would be nice. I don’t think FN has any shows devoted to vegetarian cooking.
You don’t get a country over a billion people by not dining on some animals. Population growth isn’t fueled on rice and lentils alone.
Actually, 31% of Indians are pure vegetarians, with an additional 9% vegetarians who eat eggs. Thats a significant vegetarian population.
Also, for pure population growth (not good health, mind you, just growth), meat is actually not efficient (that is, based on the amount of farmland and resources needed, meat takes up a significantly larger amount of resources and feeds a smaller amount of people).
So there’s 690 million meat-eaters. Also known as a majority. Also known as ALOT.
Aarti sucks enough, she might as well cook some meat to appeal to the much lower percentage of the American population that is vegitarian.
I was kind of concerned that she ate the sloppy joe bun, since she claims to be gluten-free for health reasons.
I guess its in her contract that she has to be seen eating her food. Was that not one of the issues in the challenge?
Well, that makes sense, but why not protect her own body AND provide a gluten-free option for her viewers at the same time? Lots of folks cut out gluten from their diets, because they can’t handle it or because they feel it will help them lose weight. How about “You can have it on this toasted white bun, or [insert alternative] like I am, for those who can’t do gluten.”
She’s also lactose intolerant. Makes it pretty hard to do Indian food without gee and wheat.
Well, I’m lactose intolerant, too. I take a Lactaid and suck it up.
If she really couldn’t eat gluten for a real health reason (aka celiac) then she wouldn’t be eating it on TV. If you eat gluten when you have celiac’s disease you commonly get sick and it increases your chance on many kinds of cancer. Trust me, I have it. If she is not eating gluten to lose weight, then she is just stupid. Gluten-free food is commonly higher in sugar and fats to make up for the taste that is lost.
I really wish that someone besides Alton would provide nice allergen friendly recipes. (His allergy episode was one of my all time favorite episodes on FN ever)
renee said:
“She’s also lactose intolerant. Makes it pretty hard to do Indian food without gee and wheat”
There is very little to practically zero lactose in ghee and butter in general.
As someone who didn’t watch TNFNS, this is my first exposure to Aarti. And well, eh…She’s a capable host, I guess. But she, as a person, however, annoys the hell out of me. That fake laugh. That accent that disappears, takes a trip to Bombay, and returns 10 minutes later. And I’m not sure if I’d try her recipes. I guess I’ll give her another try, but she comes off to me as extremely phony, and thusly the perfect Food Network drone.
Well, she’s a hit here in Waterbury, CT. My wife loved her from day one on TNFNS, and in fact wants to have sex with her. True story.
Grounds for annulment in some jurisdictions.
Insanity in others.
Kinda depends on your reaction to her reaction, since it’s not likely to happen and at this point is only in the realm of imagination. Your marriage, your rules.
…but i will say, in her defense, that maybe this is the work of Food Network. She seemed more genuine in her youtube videos. And I can totally see FN trying to make her throw indian spices over “american” food to satisfy their audience. Her green chicken curry and prawn masala from the competition were actually pretty authentic.
Food Network didn’t make her through cumin on American food: she did it herself. If you look at the titles of her videos, that’s mostly what she does. It’s her angle. It’s not a bad angle; the execution tends to be pretty darn lazy. Cumin + American = Indian Twist? Don’t think so.
I heard an interview with her on NPR today, she said she made sloppy joes on her first episode because she wanted to cook something familiar to Americans to make Indian food seem less intimidating. I think if you want a sloppy joe, you probably want it like you had it when you were a kid, not with Indian spices in it.
I too was hoping she’d just do Indian dishes. It had tikka masala spices in it, so why not just do chicken tikka masala and demystify it for Americans? “It’s easy, it’s a chicken stew with a few exotic spices, that’s all.” That would have been better than sloppy joes.
I see some of my colleagues here have already honed in on some of the things she said that made my jaw hit the floor. Such groundbreaking and authoritative tips! Cream gives you “creaminess” and “lemons tend to be sour”. Holy crap! Someone call the James Beard Foundation! My favorite was her helpful hint on the best way to taste your vinaigrette. Take a little piece of your salad and dip it in the dressing and put it in your mouth!!! I’ve been dying to know how to do that. And on her debut show she makes Bombay Sloppy Joes. Really? Really??? First off, Bombay doesn’t exist anymore. It’s called Mumbai now. I could take matzo meal, eggs & water and add garam masala to come up with Slumdog Matzo Balls!!! Can I get my own show too??? My POV would be Indian/Jewish fusion. This was awful and I still think Brad got rooked when they booted him over Aarti. Pure crap.
Ohyeah, the bit with the technique for tasting the salad dressing was hilarious. In a sad way.
Holy Cripes! Indian/Jewish fusion? Slumdog Matzo Balls? Ooohh, I’m dyin’ over here!!!!
She was watchable but I would not eat anything that she made in this episode.
I didn’t watch the show, so I can neither praise nor criticize. I was just wondering why it’s called Aarti Party and not Aarti’S Party. This bothers me perhaps more than it should.
So it can rhyme. No, I’m not even kidding…
My 14 year old son had this to say: “She’s like a less obnoxious Rachael Ray”. He was referring to her inane chatter and silly “tips”, but was intrigued by her cooking things a bit differently that he’s used to eating.
Jeez, we now have “The Next Food Network Star Hour of Power”. “Aahti Paahti” followed by “Mommy McBacon Magically Makes $10 Dinners”. Honestly, I don’t hate either Melissa D’Arabian OR Aarti Sequeira… I just wish FN wouldn’t have them make these shows with such ridiculous premises. We don’t need dumbed down American food with “good Indian flavour”, and we don’t need someone lying to us about being able to make a dinner for 4 for $10 because she gets everything “on manager’s special!” Can’t we just get shows featuring decent, honest cooking?
I didn’t have much of a problem with Aarti on the NFNS, so I went into this willing to give her more of a chance. That said, she WAS too giggly. Chalk it up to nerves; it was her first show. I’ll check in on episode 3 or 4 to see if she’s chilled at all. I wasn’t crazy about her salad, but I’d try the sloppy joe and the frozen thingy.
How about that commercial for NFNS with the contestants thanking the viewers? What was THAT?
Revolting, is what it was. (I speak of the commercial)
Yeah, I wondered when and where they filmed that commercial. They all looked drunk.
I believe they were at the AC Food & Wine Festival. And yes, they were probably drunk. And yes, FN just HAD to do this to one-up Bravo and applaud themselves for recapturing “The #1 Food Show on Cable”. (Until this season’s NFNS, FN execs HATED the fact that Bravo’s “Top Chef” was the highest rated food show on cable.)
Anyone have the ability to dig through ratings and check their claim? I really doubt it’s surpassed Top Chef. Maybe when you compare one time’s run to another, but total viewers?
I suppose anything is possible. Jersey Shore gets watched too…
Scruffy – I think it’s possible. I’m usually a Top Chef fan and have been horrified by this season of suckage. I think a lot of people fled TC and started watching NFNS (especially since their seasons overlapped). The two shows are radically different with different focuses, but NFNS is still a reality cooking competition show (for the most part).
The Good:
I would not mind trying that salad (love mangoes) and the frozen treats (love pistachios).
The animated titles (but, I’m an animation fan)
The Bad:
I can’t stand the fake, contrived, “my friends are coming over for dinner” BS. Enough already. Can’t we have a cooking show without this ridiculous, transparent setup? Not foolin’ anyone, FN.
Aarti’s hyena-like giggle. Make it stop! Please!
Aarti’s on-again, off-again accent.
Aarti’s “foodgasms”.
Aarti’s use of the word “awesome” as a descriptor.
Being told that lemons are a bit sour. Yes, I know it’s been covered here already, but actually hearing her delivery of this pearl o’ wisdom is something else. Unreal.
The Ugly:
Bombay Sloppy Joes. Ye gads, those looked horrible. And, shouldn’t they be Mumbai Sloppy Joes?
Conclusion: I’ve seen worse. Past winner Melissa comes to mind. But, not sure I’d watch again, unless Aarti loses some of her more annoying traits.
Love your comments. I just read her bio on Food Network and I swear that she mentioned that her mom was dead. And Indian Catholic? I did’t know there was such a thing, but then she doesn’t look Indian either. I believe it was all just a gimmick to get on the show. I can’t watch this train wreck.
I hate defending people I can’t stand, but…”she doesn’t look Indian either.” My grandmother was adopted, and for most of her life, we didn’t know who her biological parents were. Then, when she was 65, the Yaquis (an offshoot of the Apaches) contacted her, as it turned out that her parents had been full-blooded Yaqui Apaches. This surprised all of us no end, since my grandmother didn’t LOOK American Indian in the slightest, and nobody had guessed that her long-missing biological parents were anything but Caucasian.
Anyway, the point is, just because someone doesn’t LOOK sufficiently ethnic doesn’t mean that they aren’t that ethnicity. (And yes, I know Aarti is India-Indian, not American Indian. My story just happened to involve American Indians.)
It wasn’t too terrible, but she has to stop the constant GIGGLING. She sounded just like Rachael Ray and we don’t need another one of those. She needs to sound more like an authority. She was also a bit frantic.
I would like to try that popsicle recipe (I’m not sure what they were called, it kept sounding like she was calling them “coffee pops”) and I admit I’ve never heard of the massaging lemon into raw kale trick, that looked interesting too.
Nothing to do with Aarti, but I’m also very tired of the way FN shoots all these shows. They all follow the same format now, with the chef constantly going to the pantry and/or fridge to get out new ingredients and filling the space while they are walking around with chatter. And the fake house sets and “friends are coming over” crap. Just get on with the actual cooking already. Very little separates one show from the next anymore. Loved the animations for her show title (or whatever you call that in TV speak). That was original.
I did not mind the show at all!!! She was not over the top hyper, I found her relaxing to listen too… and her food looked good… I have never used Indian spices in my food and she made me want to try it… so I think if Aarti keeps it real and not let the FN turn her into a cookie cutter over the top freak.. Aarti Party is one show I will be WATCHING… Show her some love people… and maybe the FN will see they need to stop ruining their hosts!!!
Yawn. Enjoy your loser party.
“…maybe the FN will see they need to stop ruining their hosts!!!”
Oh, now you *are* the dreamer, aren’t you? :)
Can you ruin what wasn’t good to begin with? You don’t get caviar from a goldfish…
*snort!*
if its your recipe you can call it whatever you want, im pretty sure she knows its Mumbai..Bombay is probably one of the most recognizable cities in India for the western viewer, eve though the name has since been changed..
overall she was actually somewhat watchable, when I see Rachel Ray my natural human instinct goes for the remote, with Aarti, she can hover as back ground noise at least until something better comes on
i would grade it as a C+ with potential B if she stops giggling
Something to look forward to on August 29th (per an L.A. Times blog):
That all sounds good, but I’m already looking forward to Aug. 29: She’s making something called “I Ain’t Chicken Chicken” and “Huggy Buggy Bread Pudding.”
huggy buggy bread pudding? Wow, it’s the female guy fieri. Fem-Douche!
Took the time to google the bread pudding, turns out she already did it for her web show (big surprise). And, we get treated to Aarti’s views on the divinity of the number 33.
http://www.aartipaarti.com/2010/05/20/aarti-paarti-ep-33-huggy-buggy-bread-pudding/
Wow Paul. LOL
“”"”Can we take a second and recognise the significance of the number 33? Not only is it a handsome lookin’ number, it’s also the age at which Jesus was crucified. And by no coincidence, it’s the coming of age for a hobbit, in Tolkein’s Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Jesus performed 33 recorded miracles.
It’s also the numerical equivalent of AMEN (1+13+5+14=33).
Larry Bird’s number is 33. Speaking of which, GO CELTICS!
Hmmm, apparently, it was also Kobe’s jersey number in highschool. Oh dear.
Instead of cursing up a storm when you feel like you’re doubled under with anger or sadness, maybe this little ditty will help you straighten your shoulders a touch. If not, then email me and I’ll pray for you. How ’bout that?!”"”
Email me and I’ll pray for you?. Pray for yourself AArti. What a loon.
She’s the worst of the FN personalities rolled into one.
1) Obsessive giggling – Rachael Ray
2) Over pronunciation – Giada
3) Horribly lame recipe names – Guy Fieri (huggy buggy bread pudding?!?!)
4) Talks to us like we are five – Alex…
and many more things I can’t take the time to type!
Off topic–Giada “speg-ay-ti” DeLaurentiis is 40 today!
Yup, and celebrated by going to French Laundry last night. So jealous.
So…when is the next season of Next Food Network Star?
I watched Aarti on NFNS, and I was curious how her show would be. I routed for her as she made her way through the competition. I thought she did a good job on the show. However, I would like them to spell some of the unfamiliar spice names on the bottom of the screen or something. I am an avid food network watcher but am really unfamiliar with Indian cooking but would love to try some of her recipes and perhaps she can tell us where we can find them. Also, I really missed her trademark flower. But, I will certainly keep watching and hope they make these changes.
This is Food Network Humor. ;) The Food Network is that-a-way ———–>
Noooo! Don’t send them over to the Dark Side!!!!!
Aarti really lost her accent at least twice today – when she said a word like “honey” or “baby”, i.e. “Honey, this is gonna taste good” or “Baby, you gotta try this!” She also did that on the finale of NFNS, kinda like the way you wanta sound cool, you put on this accent. Did anyone notice that today twice?
I really dont like that accent of hers, if it is her normal speaking voice, I guess she cant do much about it except take voice lessons, although that form of saying To-Mah-Toe sounds snobbish to me. She also does not say the hard “er” sounds like “ur”, she makes those words sound different which also bugs me, i.e. she would say “turkey” like “tir-key”.
OK, y’all have done a righteous job of hitting all the points of Aarti’s Party. But can someone tell me what’s with the lighting of the show? She’s in the dark (most of her, just not her boobs – they glow) most of the time! And stealing Ina’s whole “my friends just called and they’re coming over” dialogue? I thought the program poaching was over, then she does the whole Rachel Ray giggle and tells me she’s taking a can of something off the counter as she’s doing it. Honestly — it’s TV, honey. I can SEE you do it, as you’re doing it!
Somebody throw this show a life preserver — it’s taking on water and looks to be sinking fast!
I was looking through the comments on her recipes from the first episode, and someone called her “the Julia Child of Indian cooking”. I think Julia Child is rolling in her grave.
The previews for her Paarti were so bad that I purposely watched Keeping Up With the Kardashians instead. Now THAT’S bad.
Aarti Party appears pretty shitty.
Now that we have a bonafide Indian cooking authority onboard at FN,can we see about giving Chef Boyardee a show to teach us Italian food ?
HA! :) Love it.
As someone said earlier…people who love Sloppy Joes are not likely to put Indian spices in it.
People who love Indian spices would rather just have Indian food.
This was kind of a FAIL.
Wow, the amount of people on this site who just seem to hate every show on FN amazes me! Why do you even watch it if you are just going to critique like crazy and just come to the conclusion that every show sucks?
That said, I like the show significantly more than 10 Dollar Dinners (Which I am surprised is still on, since it has stayed in the same place and not moved since last year (figuratively and literally from the Sunday/12:30pm slot) and I think once some of the quirks are worked out it will be a good show.
You people are so mean. Give her a chance. I think she is adorable. And making fun of her accent…my goodness, are you 10 years old?
Remind me: how did she get her own show?
Seriously.
I can’t stand her.
I was very disappointed when Aarti won the competition but decided to give her a chance. She did not surpass my expectations. I wish she would have. . her food was mundane (adding “indian spices” does not make a great cook). Her mannerisms drove me bonkers–FAKE!!! I thought Melissa was a poor choice but Aarti is right there with her. I look forward to Next Food Netword star each season but they are going to lose me if they don’t pick a true winner at some point-
Judging from some of these comments, racial prejudice is still running rampant in this country.
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