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Ladies And Gentlemen, Melissa d’Arabia
Posted on August 9th 2010 by Jillian Madison

    17 Responses

  1. Robert says:

    This doesn’t surprise me. She’s been using her own form of domestic terrorism on us for a year now.

  2. Jill (not Jillian) says:

    So she divorced her French guy and married Lawrence of Arabia? Would she still freeze bacon?

  3. Lana says:

    Lawrence would never freeze his bacon.
    ;-)

  4. MsFoodie says:

    Her smile makes me want to kick puppies.

  5. martin says:

    I didn’t know that people from Saudi Arabia ate bacon!

  6. Teague says:

    That’s a god place for her. The further the better. Although I don’t know how popular the bacon will prove to be over there.

  7. Fuy Gieri says:

    BEST. PHOTO. EVER! Bwa-hahahahahahahaha!!!

  8. Silvio says:

    Mr.Ed is trying to get ahold of you Melissa. He wants his teeth back now.

  9. Doofs says:

    I think the real fail here is that someone actually DVR’d her show.

  10. Makes me think of Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start The Fire.

    Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatle-mania…

  11. Spork-no-more says:

    One of her parents had to be a camel – no other excuse for that overbite.

  12. Ina Garten DaVida says:

    Dammit, now the theme to Lawrence of Arabia is stuck in my head…

    Da…da da da da da da dum dum de dum…

  13. Gypsie Rose says:

    Where’s Lawrence???!!! Is this his ugly wicked step sister?

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