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Lots of angry Georgetown students and graduates have been writing in to FNH this week to complain about Mommy McBacon’s photo on the main page of the university’s website. These two e-mails in particular were so hilarious, I thought they needed to be shared with the world:
Melina said: “On Georgetown’s HOMEPAGE, which is the very first thing that everyone sees, they have one photograph. That photograph SHOULD show one of the many high-achieving alumni of Georgetown, or a picture of the campus or something. Instead, they decide to place a photo of the frozen bacon lover with the terrifying smile, who is apparently so unsuccessful that she can only afford to spend $2.50 per person on dinner. Is this really the kind of message you want to send prospective applicants, Georgetown?? Because you just lost one.”
Dana told us: “I am currently researching graduate programs at various universities, but I was stopped dead in my tracks when I went to Georgetown’s website only to see Melissa D’Arabian’s face in what appears to be an advertisement on the success of the school’s alumni. Apparently, the MBA that she earned there just wasn’t as satisfying as appearing on a crappy show on food television. Georgetown doesn’t offer the program I’m looking for, but that became a secondary concern the minute I saw this.”
Oh, FNH readers. How I love you so.
“Georgetown gave me a sense of possibility and opportunity,” d’Arabian explained in the Georgetown article about her. “My classes were each more interesting than the next. I loved that I loved statistics and management science – who knew?” Right! And who knew she’d one day be using that statistical knowledge to calculate exactly how many people couldn’t stand watching her television show.
In a related story d’Arabian’s wallet was stolen this weekend while she was at the Atlantic City wine and food festival. Police said the wallet held cash, credit cards, gift cards and d’Arabian’s driver’s license. The contents are valued at between $500 and $600. It’s a shame that she didn’t enroll in the “WATCH YO’ SHIT WHEN YO’ IN PUBLIC” class whilst aquiring that fancy expensive education, which she kicked to the curb for mediocrity.
Sorry, Georgetown, but this was a complete and total fail.
Other posts on Food Network Humor:---Proof Melissa D’Arabians Dinners Don’t Cost Ten Dollars
---PORN ON FOOD NETWORK’S WEBSITE!
---Food Network Website Fail
---Dear Food Network, Your Website SUCKS. Love, EVERYONE.
---Ladies And Gentlemen, Melissa d’Arabia
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