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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.





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Aaah-Tee Faah-Tee, sponsored by Gas-X and Beano.
Hilarious.
“Aarti’s Indian food” – as if she ever cooks anything else?
Buy Herb’s crappy oil blend in the next ten minutes and we’ll also include this DVD of him whining about his childhood when he was pudgy!
Should I be shocked that I could actually see that on QVC? Or should I be even more shocked that I’d even watch QVC?
I actually would… Would QVC really be dumb enough to hire someone who might scare away potential customers?
I’m really getting a good feel for who these three people really are, and I’m seeing more consistency from them, which is what we are looking for.
Aarti: bored housewife
Tom: unemployed jackass
Herb: future human skin upholsterer
Thanks a lot. My keyboard is now drowning in my coffee.
Pure genius — especially about Herb.
I have a good use for Bob Tuschman. I’d like to use the fucker as a mudflap on my Kenworth rig.
Wow. So these are “the best & brightest” at FN these days? Whatever happened to the FOOD at Food Network?
So is that a flower in her her or an air freshener?
Sorry that should read-So is that a flower in her hair or an air freshener?
Aarti Faarti made me shaarti
No doubt. Nobody here talks about the after effects of eating Aarti Indian curry. The Mumbai Mudslide . No wonder everyone says ” I like Indian food , but it doesn’t like me”
No shaart.
I’d watch story time with Tom. Listening to him ramble on reminds me of listening to an elderly neighbor of mine tell stories about when she was younger.
I like the idea of “The Baked Chef” with Tom where he gets real stoned and combines crazy ingredients like clams & french toast. Some network would pick this up (I’m looking at you MTV).