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Archives for "August, 2010"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 27th August 2010
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Aarti’s Husband: Talented Actor Or Creepy Weirdo Trying To Ride Her Coat Tails?

Love ‘em or hate ‘em, Food Network husbands have become a permanent fixture on the Food Network. Jeffrey’s always sneaking bites of Ina’s food, Michael Groover’s constantly in the corner incoherently mumbling things to Paula Deen, and Rachael Ray can’t even blow her nose without the camera panning to Cusimano’s commentary about it. For a [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 26th August 2010
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Sandra Lee’s “Other” Abomination: The Hanukkah Cake

We’ve all heard of the Kwanzaa Cake, but did you know Sandra Lee also has another cakewreck that’s just as cringe-worthy? Ladies and gentlemen… behold THE HANUKKAH CAKE – which currently boasts a one-star rating on Food Network’s website. You’re looking at a store-bought angel food cake with marshmallows crammed in the center, that was [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 26th August 2010
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Aarti At Verizon

FNH reader Jason was shopping at Verizon when he saw THIS written on a dummy display phone: A dummy text convo between “Greg Stark” and someone named “Aarti?” Wow. Is Verizon drinking the Next Food Network Star Kool-Aid or what? And why are they talking about the weather? If they were going to use her [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 26th August 2010
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Rachael Ray’s Vacation: The Sitcom

Posted by Jillian Madison on 25th August 2010
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Rachael Ray Studio Audience Dress Code

For the last year and a half, my friend Alex has been begging me to accompany her to a taping of Rachael Ray’s daytime talk show on ABC. I never agreed to it because 1) getting tickets seemed like a royal pain in the ass, and 2) Rachael Ray’s show never really excited me all [...]


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