Archives for "August, 2010"
VIDEO: Sandra Lee Acting Like A Semi-Homemade Bitch Behind The Scenes
I have no idea why Food Network would put this up on their website, but it is HILARIOUS. Here’s some behind-the-scenes footage of Sandra Lee asking for help adjusting her wig before a shoot. Note the way she bitchily calls poor Mark, and the face she makes after he fails to come adjust the hideous [...]
The Worst Food Network “Recipe” Of All Time
A lot of recipes from Food Network hosts are simple and easy, but this carrot-ginger salad from Robin Miller takes the cake: Seriously, Robin Miller? Pre-shredded carrots covered with store-bought dressing? MORPH INTO A KIT-KAT AND GIVE ME A BREAK. That’s not a salad, and it’s certainly not a recipe. Hell, it doesn’t even qualify [...]
Rachael Ray On Shaq Vs
On his new show Shaq Vs, Shaquille O’Neal challenges various athletes and professionals to see if he can beat them at their own game. On last night’s show, he challenged Rachael Ray to a burger cook-off. If you didn’t catch it, here are the Top 5 things you missed: 1) Rachael made several generic, corny [...]
The Best Thing Aaron Sanchez Ever Ate
Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves. (Thanks for the pic, @plasticlobster!)
Food Network Humor Podcast: Episode 9
GIGANTIC HOUR LONG SHOW THIS WEEK!: Next Food Network Star Finale, Guy Fieri’s road show behind the scenes, a first time visit to Sonic, “Slim Chips” from the Food Network Magazine, the Neely’s on TBS, my poor sick doggie, TONS of listener voicemails, and much more. (To save it to your computer, right click “Download [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










