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Rachael Ray On Shaq Vs
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On his new show Shaq Vs, Shaquille O’Neal challenges various athletes and professionals to see if he can beat them at their own game. On last night’s show, he challenged Rachael Ray to a burger cook-off. If you didn’t catch it, here are the Top 5 things you missed:
1) Rachael made several generic, corny comments about Shaq’s height and inability to shoot free-throws. Wow, I bet he’s never heard those before! Shaq rolled his eyes at her in the confessional and said, “Can I go a day without a free throw joke? Old people give me free throw jokes.” Oooh, burn!
2) Rachael’s “people” picked them up from the grocery store in a PRIUS. They made him sit in the back. Nice touch.
3) Of COURSE, Cusimano showed up mid-episode to share some of Rachael’s burger tips. He literally looked like he just finished hauling something cross-country in a tractor trailer.
4) After a blind taste test, Rachael won. No surprise there; Shaq loses every week. As punishment, he had to do the dishes.
5) And speaking of doing dishes, apparently, Rachael gets all hot and steamy for John while he’s washing the dishes:
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Thanks for sharing, Ray-Ray. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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I dislike her husband a little more, every time I see him. He’s like the Ashley Judd of food network spouses. (Indy car fans will get that)
At least Ashley is pretty!
I am an Indy Car fan and I like Ashley, so not quite sure why you would compare her to this turd…..He is creepy. She isn’t. Maybe you know something I don’t about her.
Liz, I adore Ashley. But you rarely get to see Dario on camera without her jumping in. That’s all I meant.
I was hoping for some naughty time with the wife tonight, but thanks to Rachel, not even a bucket of Viagra will make it happen.
Thanks, Ray Ray.
Throwdown with Shaq? Original…
This was the most uncomfortable ‘match’ I’ve seen him do. The humor wasn’t funny, the bashing wasn’t humorous and the blindfolded groupies KNEW her BBQ Burger was on the right, come on now, we’re not that stupid! Her husband’s still a greaseball.
Why is she wearing a camo jacket? They get to meet and hang with one of the best basketball players ever and this is how they look?
I look at her husband and he just makes me wanna sing…”We got a great big convoy, ain’t she a beautiful sight?! CONVOY!!”
Hahahah!!! I was thinking of that exact song!
that video where she talks about her husband giving her the dishes sweats… that laugh… that LAUGH… made me die a little bit on the inside…
Holy….! Did she go in for some plastic surgery and/or dental work to get a “Giada Mouth”? (Looking at that still picture for the video wherein she seems to have more teeth than a great white shark)
The still photo reminds me of my dog when you hold her paw or some other thing that she doesn’t like. She’s old and very cranky (I’m not saying Ray is) and she curls back her lips and wrinkles her nose and shows all her teeth and gums.
And who knew she had such a high gum line?? A horse is a horse, of course, of course . . .
That got-offal smile! Killer Clowns From Putter Space!
Outer Space! (stupid smartphone)
I kinda liked “Putter Space.” Made me giggle. :)
UGH is John fugly. WTF happened to him? With all the money RR rakes in he looks like he just climbed out of dumpster.
Yeah I was thinking as well, why does he look so unkempt if his wife is a millionaire? Maybe this guy is living the dream life, he gets to look like a slob and do nothing all day except play in his band. The trade-off of course being who he is married to.
Dealbreaker 1-9. We got ourselves a hobo.
LOL, maybe he misheard his wardrobe adviser when she said to dress like a “Rock Star” and he heard it as “Dumpster”
How could they let John on TV looking like that???? If I opened my front door and found that…I would press my panic button!! Jeez Ray-Ray, clean up your man!!
WOW, Rachael reminded me of Arnold from The Terminator. CREEPY!
You think she’s robotic?
oh man…tall jokes.. My boyfriend is 6’6 and we seriously cannot go anywhere without someone asking either how tall he is, if he played basketball, or both. They probably don’t realize that they’re being totally rude… but yeah. Like he’s not already totally self-conscious about it without other people pointing it out. Way to be insensitive, Rachael! :)
Tall jokes are the worst. I’m 6’3”. And female. I’m basically a moron magnet.
Tell me about it! I’m just under 6 feet (and a woman) and if I laid all the how’s-the-weather-there jokes end to end…But I feel as though people are generally taller than when I was a teenager many moons ago.
I’m so sorry. That’s just lame.
Fuck that. At least tall jokes are complimentary and usually told out of jealousy. I’m a bit on the short side, and short jokes are basically always condescending. Also, you never hear women say that they’d “never date a taller guy.”
Well, I’ve been married 32 years to a guy who is a couple of inches shorter than me (his 5′ 10″ to my nearly 6 feet). Didn’t bother me.
Agreed numb. My best friend is 28 and 4’10″…she has had to endure horribly condescending comments. And my dad is barely 5’4″ while my mom is 5’10″; you would not believe the idiotic comments we hear about that! So WHAT if he’s shorter than she is! They are in love and have been together happily for 34 years. Hmph.
Yeah, I’m 5’3 and constantly dealing with short jokes. It gets just as annoying, trust me.
It looks like they blurred out the logo on his bubba hat. Maybe the Hobos International logo can’t be shown on the teevee. All he needs is a stick with one of RR’s moppine oven mitts tied to it and he’s ready for the rails.
Did this doofus not know he was going to be on TV? How hard is it to wear something other than a fugly T-shirt and a logo trucker’s hat? Good grief. He is SOOO low rent.
I’m still surprised she took that nobody POS back after he got caught dipping in other pies.
What happened? o.o I missed this tidbit of info
Just looking at Ray-Ray’s creeper husband is almost enough to turn me off men. How could anyone’s standards be low enough to sleep with someone who makes homeless people look clean and well-groomed?
She never had high standards to begin with. Remember she was bangin’ that guy she did shows with on that local TV station?
That’s how she got her start on local television. Not to mention he was old enough to be her father. She was in her mid-late 20′s, he had a full head of gray hair and was the “father figure” at the teevee station (ie. he was 50-ish).
She dedicated her very first cookbook to him. The next one, about 5 years later was dedicated to the Spitwad about 2 months after they started dating.
Because they were the shortest people in the room. Good thing Shaq wasn’t there; he really lucked out by not being at that party…
Wow, that’s just plain disgusting. I thought she was obnoxious as all get out, but didn’t realize she slept her way to where she is today. Way to go, Ray-Ray. Thanks for adding fuel to the stereotype that women can only achieve success by fucking the right people.
At least her eyebrows are starting to look slightly normal again.
That just means she’s due for her next botox appt. I imagine she schedules one right before she starts taping her fall season.
The Shaq and the Hack.
I can’t stand looking at her husband. He looks like a hobo or werewolf. I don’t mind his long hair, but half the time it doesn’t look washed. And his facial hair… No, just no.
Shaq and the Hack? Now why would you want to insult taxicab drivers?
I stumbled on this show when John-boy showed up. Gah. He looks like Dennis Miller. Ew.
Oh, and I guess I should mention that I changed the channel after about a minute. Awful.
“He looks like Dennis Miller.”
Just that alone makes me want to avoid this show. Is Ray-Ray’s hubby also that devoid of humor?
I have been in the wilds of Colorado for 8 months – just checking this site (civilization – yes, Detroit)…..I am sorry but Breaker Breaker I-9? I thought we caught Saddam. He is on the FNC now? What have I missed? I am sure that Saddam has a much better show than EVOO – and yes, I know its not SADDAM. I so despise this channel and all their fake celeb chefs, I wouldnt mind a terrorist blowing the F out of Rachel Ray, that twit who won whatever and Sandra Lee – into chards of veneer and plastic extinction. I hate these morons. Oh…and please, someone shoot Guy Ferry – I want his clothes to explode while he is shoving taco’s in his pie hole. He makes me vomit in my mouth.
If Sadaam had a cooking show, I think that would be better than 90% of current FN programming. Middle Eastern is good stuff.
And if his sous chef screwed up, imagine the zany hijinks that would ensue!
I think your post was a cathartic experience, Detroit66, let it all out. A lot of pent up emotion there.
And Dee-troit rocks–never bad mouth the Motor! We’re cruisin’ all week in our ’66 Nova!
Zany hijinks? He’d probably put them through his human shredder…. if he weren’t dead…
*wasn’t dead. Jeez!
I swear when the page loaded and I only saw the first half of the first photo (I’m on a small laptop) I thought something complete different was going on.
I know what you mean, somebody save that picture for unnecessary censorship day.
I’m glad Isaboo can’t read. She would be honor bound to defend her primates…
I believe her husband is sporting a baseball cap with a BP logo on it.
He’s certainly oily enough.
Why is Cusimano even ON tv? Is it in Ray-Ray’s contract, or something? He is vomitous.
(Aren’t Ray-Ray’s 15 minutes up yet??? Oy.)
Unfortunately, no. She is everywhere. *barf*
UGH…the whole thing…just ugh…I really don’t want to know about her sweating unless she is talking about a 3 mile run…and her husband…I would think by now he might figure out that going fishing and appearing on TV require two different outfits…
“Breaker, Breaker 1-9″–CLASSIC. Writing at it’s finest….
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