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Rachael Ray’s Vacation: The Sitcom
Posted on August 26th 2010 by Jillian Madison


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    17 Responses

  1. HorrifiedbyFN says:
    August 26, 2010 at 10:11 am

    “Quit while your ahead…….or at least close to even” lol…Anyone knows the Roulette table is the worst bet in any casino…..what a ding dong…lol

    Very funny stuff!

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    • numb says:
      August 26, 2010 at 10:18 am

      *Shrug* You can say that I suppose… but I’ve been to Vegas many times and always had VERY good luck with Roulette… Hell, it’s the only game in Vegas where I can honestly say that I have consistantly come out ahead.

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    • atdleft says:
      August 26, 2010 at 10:06 pm

      “Anyone knows the Roulette table is the worst bet in any casino”

      PRECISELY! Even amateurs know that!

      What next? Will Ray-Ray be singing the praises of 6/5 blackjack?

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  2. Laura says:
    August 26, 2010 at 10:16 am

    She might want to hit the gym instead of the casino. She looks a little large and puffy in this video, at least in that “little black dress”.
    I’m with you Horrified, not a fan of the Roulette table. But then I would much rather appear to be playing the slots and get complimentary (yeah, right) drinks.

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    • atdleft says:
      August 26, 2010 at 10:07 pm

      “She might want to hit the gym instead of the casino.”

      No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!!! We Vegas locals WANT Ray-Ray to spend more time eating and gambling… She’s helping to keep our schools open! ;-)

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  3. Gypsy says:
    August 26, 2010 at 10:44 am

    Adding a laugh track to Rachael’s lame jokes – BRILLIANT! :-D

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    • cloverleaf says:
      August 26, 2010 at 2:18 pm

      They were just her usual voice-over, not actual jokes, which is why it was so goofily funny!! And craps being John’s favorite game — no-brainer there, Rach! LOL!! ;)

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  4. Jim says:
    August 26, 2010 at 11:30 am

    They should cast her as a Bond Girl with that smokey voice and all…

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    • KC03 says:
      August 26, 2010 at 8:17 pm

      LOL! For moths now I’ve been thinking “Why do all her voice-overs sound like she smoked three pack and downed a fifth of Jack?”

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  5. jvwalt says:
    August 26, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    “Quit while you’re ahead”… wish she’d take her own advice. She’s turned her perky smile and frequent foodgasms into a multi-media empire. Quit now!

    …Please???

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  6. K. says:
    August 26, 2010 at 7:25 pm

    Her husband is great at craps. Anyone else find that oddly fitting?

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  7. atdleft says:
    August 26, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    Even though I’m not a Ray-Ray fan, I’ll still take her $. And please, oh please, let her keep losing money at roulette! If all her spending helps me get my college education finished at UNLV, I’ll overlook her lousy shows and like her. ;-)

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