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Sandra Lee Fashion Fail #527
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and why is she telling me that I’ll want to cook her veal recipe “every night?”
yeah right. like I’d even eat it at all.
Holy shit Batman, Poison Ivy is really Sandra Lee…I never trusted that chick!
She has definitely gained some weight and that satin is not helping :)
Actually, it’s an old episode… I believe from 2006. Actually, IMHO she doesn’t look as gaunt as she does in later Semi-Ho and MSM episodes.
I agree with atdleft.
Don’t worry about it. It’s just Aunt Sandy matching her room. You will probably never see it again. BUT the girl needs a clothing AND psychiatric intervention – QUICK!
Also a better bra… those “girls” overlook her bellybutton!
I swear, as soon as the show came on, I jumped! Then I went to water my plants. She cooked real meat? Really?
I really like the placement of the “gate to happiness”!
Yikes!
I hadn’t even noticed that until you pointed it out–thanks SO MUCH…*barf*
Yep. That’s been pointed out too, on other websites. Seeing this episode beforehand and /squick/ being prepared, made it even funnier and more pronounced.
Nope, it’s the gate to liquor.
EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
That gate to her hoo hoo is so inviting. It’s saying, “Come closer … take a look at the tablescaping I did for my muff.”
“Ahhh..thank you liquor god for this bottle in my hand.”
You’d think all the effort she makes on dressing up the kitchen and table and herself would result in something… oh I don’t know, pleasing to the eye maybe? But I guess Hobby Lobby and Dress Barn can’t quite pull that off.
She needs to hoist up the girls.
I was thinking she was using better than usual bra technology. But I agree there is plenty of room for improvement. Sx?
I like that color green but she had to go and ruin it.
Wearing that outfit, Aunt Sandy would fit in very nicely in several smallish towns in southern Utah.
#JustSayin’
I’m not sure I understand…….
As I said on Twitter, “She’s wearing a fucking Bob Ross painting.”
Hey, hey, no need to slam Bob Ross.
Yeah, his crappy work speaks for itself without any assistance from Aunt Sandy. LOL!! ;)
What’s your problem with Bob Ross? Other than his haircut, I mean. At least he didn’t pretend to be more than he was, unlike Aunt Sandy.
Well, it sort of makes sense that she wears a rain forest. Rain forests are lush and so is Aunt Sandy.
Oh so good one Kathy!
Definitely the comment of the thread thus far LOL
Of course, I’m not sure that the outfits on Stacy & Clinton in this picture would pass any kind of fashion test, either. She needs to burn that hideous sweater and he needs to lose his mega-pin-stripe jacket and immense belt buckle.
I’m increasingly convinced that she finds an outfit first and THEN worries about the tablescape….and the food is a mere afterthought for her cooking.
On her Chefography show that is exactly what she said to Marc Summers. The “inspiration” for her lemon show was from a hideous lemon shirt followed by her staff searching for anything with lemons on it for the tablescare and she just threw lemons in whatever because according to Sandra Lee – “it’s not about the food”. Then she got all excited talking about cocktail time and they had to cut to a commercial. The dress she wore today inspired her to mix tarragon and peaches? Nothing good can ever come about when you are inspired to wear a shower curtain.
Tarragon with peaches?!? *shudder!
Why is there a path leading to her uterus?
Come on. That doesn’t need explanation.
The path the leads to her uterus crosses what you can only call a a barren landscape.
Another day, another tablescare, another hideous Aunt Sandy “outfit”. How much Prosecco had she been drinking when she put together her outfit-tablescare-”russipeez” coordination?
For anyone interested, tomorrow on her show she will be offending Greece.
That dress looks like a Thomas Kincade original. Yikes!
Hmmm….Bob Ross or Thomas Kincade? Both are horrific. LOL!!!
What’s your deal with fine art? Lest to say not like Sandy here who seems to know nothing of it in cooking.
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Gawd, the tree trunks over her boobies are stretched to the max! Get a bra that lifts those girls up Aunt Sandy. Before long they will be dragging the floor.
“Does this dress make my Grand Marnier look fat?”
EEEEWWWWW! That’s one nasty picture. The dress, the girls around her knees. With all the money she makes, she can’t afford a personal shopper? It looks like she took some wallpaper from the 80′s and made a dress out of it. As Stacy and Clinton would put it, get a bra fitting. GEEZ. Uuuurrrppp
Unfortunately the cost of that hideous dress would probably pay for my breakfasts, lunches, and dinners for an entire year. Excuse me whilst I puke….
I always wondered what happened to my Grandmother’s old curtains.
Conviently placed flower arch. Not awkward at all. >.>
First of all i would like to thank the creator of this site. It keeps me laughing constantly. I found it a couple of months ago but lately i haven’t had time to come on here lately but i love it because i had been thinking most of the same thing most of you had just had no way to voice my opinion.
And i had never really payed attention to her show because it looked rather boring until i found this site. Now i thought i drank but i think she is an undercover drunk lol. And that dress looks like one of the paintings of Bob Ross ( The guy with the afro from pbs “Happy Trees”) lol
oh god, this made me laugh SO hard! The expressions on Stacy and Clintons face is what makes it! XD keep up the amazing work!