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We’ve all heard of the Kwanzaa Cake, but did you know Sandra Lee also has another cakewreck that’s just as cringe-worthy? Ladies and gentlemen… behold THE HANUKKAH CAKE – which currently boasts a one-star rating on Food Network’s website.
You’re looking at a store-bought angel food cake with marshmallows crammed in the center, that was then murdered with blue frosting and adorned with tacky, inedible faux pearls and wires. We understand it’s terrifying, so look away if you must.
Is this woman even Semi-Sane? That Star of David looks like something an infant could have pieced together while still in the womb, and the pearls don’t say “light the menorah” half as much as they scream “we just fell off of Winona Judd’s favorite blazer.”
Aside from it being HIDEOUS, it’s not even Kosher! Several of our Jewish readers wrote in to tell us that while Kosher marshmallows and cans of frosting are available, they were disappointed because Sandra didn’t specifically require (let alone even mention) them in her list of ingredients.
And if all that’s still not enough, perhaps FNH reader Linda said it best:
Finally, here’s a video of her making it. Watch it, if you dare.
Other posts on Food Network Humor:---Sandra Lee’s “Noel Cake”
---Sandra Lee’s Semi-Homemade Wedding Cake
---Origins Of Sandra Lee’s Horrifying Kwanzaa Cake
---You’ve Got Questions, We’ve Got Sarcasm
---Buddy Valastro Finally Wins A Food Network Cake Challenge
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