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Sandra Lee’s Semi-Homemade Bra Fail
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Spotted on this weekend’s episode of Semi-Homemade. Oh, Sandra. Poor, poor Sandra. The bra failed her from the front – AND the back.
Other posts on Food Network Humor:
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---FIRST LOOK: Upcoming Semi-Homemade “Homecoming Tailgate” Episode
---CAPTION THIS: Semi-Homemade Eating Light Episode
---Sandra Lee’s Semi-Homemade Wedding Cake
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44 Responses
i’m surprised she’s even wearing a bra!
Maybe she should wear a pair of wind socks…
Very close to a nose-douche from this one…
what do you expect from a “semi-homemade” bra?
couldn’t have happened to a more deserving ho.
Holy Amateur Hour Batman.
Crazy funny!
Good eye! Hilarious.
The front looked fine to me, but the back? Wow. Fail.
She only started wearing a bra now because she discovered the Winerack. http://www.thebeerbelly.com/v/vspfiles/V4_Backup/winerack.asp
wow thats funny..i cant believe some company would actually waste the time and resources to produce that thing
What’s even scarier is that people actually bought it and, from the comments, are happy that they did so.
Her boobs have always looked like low hanging branches!
Does anyone’s boobs really sit that low on their chest?
Look again folks her boobs are at her waist!
I’m embarrassed for her…..
Have you never read National Geographic, Ladys8n?
Now them is some low-hangers!
I think Polly is onto something here. Aunt Sandy looks extra drunk here. What’s she hiding in that bra?
She has two bumps on the back of the dress. I have no doubt she has worn this dress backwards in one of her drunken stupors. What a loser.
Are they really that low hanging? Seem to be in the same spot cows have udders.
Semi-HO made train wreck.
Maybe she got the dress and the bra from the same thrift store she got the demin tablescapes from. SHe is really turning into trailer trash before our very eyes! THose boobies need a support bra in the worst way!
Gaida needs to give her a lesson on how to wear a shirt with your tits hanging out.
To all vicious piranha women: from this male’s perspective, her boobs look great! Your A-Cup jealousy has been duly noted!
a-cup of jealousy!
i love it!
Your metaphor is imaginative but doesn’t actually work that well when you think about it. An A-cup is the smallest size–so I guess we aren’t that jealous, are we?
You don’t understand. I’m saying you’re jealous of her larger breasts because you have an A-cup.
Who would possibly be jealous of her boobs? They hang and sag to the middle of her stomach. She has the breasts of a seventy year old.
Sorry to disappoint (maybe) but actually I’m a 44 DD. I usually have trouble finding bras that are big enough and not white canvas. For some reason, brassiere manufacturers seem to think that if you’re well-endowed, you don’t care if your bras are only white or black canvas. I see all these cute bras with pretty lace and none of them are close to my size. Why is that???
Hey Sarah, slightly off topic…check out Lane Bryant for cute bras in our size!
You don’t understand. I’m saying you’re jealous of her larger breasts because you have an A-cup.>>>
Well, mine are bigger than hers, so what exactly is the point?
Quantity over quality. I’d rather be medium sized and decent than have big ugly flappy cow udders.
urgh, brainfart. Quality over quantity was what I meant to say.
What is the “Thank You For Coming Bowl”? I’ve seen you put Brie in it…but I dont know what it is
Anne Burrell’s version of the Garbage Bowl.
This is something I expect to see at peopleofwalmart.com.
It would have to be a pretty slow day for a *clutches pearls* visible bra band to get on peopleofwalmart.
Obviously her plastic surgeon was drunk the day she got them “augmented” and filled them up with lead instead of silicon. Either that or her bra stretches like Silly Putty.
My bigger concern is the shirt itself. It’s BEYOND hideous.
I guess given Sandra’s love for the booze-ski, we should just be happy she manages to get dressed, underwear included.
I’m waiting for the show where she stumbles in wearing one of her hideous tablecloths.
Funny you mentioned that because there was the show when she was cooking in front of a trailer for her nephews. She actually used the table fabric to make this huge headband and wore it on her head. She looked so stupid matching the tablecloth.
I actually wouldn’t mind seeing in bras more often.
That should be “seeing ‘her’ in bras more often.”
She looks kinda hot in that shirt. It flatters her bustline. I’d totally do her.
I bet you when she rolls out of bed in the morning, she has to heave those things up and shove them into a Semi-HO made bra before she tucks them into her shoes. I have quite an ample bosom and I can say that mine have never looked that horrible. I guess that’s what drunken stupors and forgetting your bra will do to you.
wow, she could have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.
And that blue “schmata” (rag in yiddish) is droopy bra-worthy.
I really don’t care for her at all-but her boobs look fine.Her editor should have cut the shot of her bra out. It looks like the people on her set don’t like her, either.
OMG! That is so funny I almost fell out of my chair. No one on her staff noticed that before taping? They must really hate her. A lot of the bigger department stores now have fit specialists I learned that from watching What Not To Wear. SSSSANDY, put the bottle down now, and seek some wardrobe help. You’re loaded (in more ways than one).