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That Spoon Rest Looks Like… SOMETHING ELSE
Posted on August 5th 2010 by Jillian Madison

perverted-spoon-rest

(We spotted this at Kohl’s last week. If you have a dirty mind, or are a 12 year old boy, you’ll see it.)



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    20 Responses

  1. joe says:

    reminds me of the old “everybody loves Raymond” show when Ray’s mother takes sculpting class. Don’t know if I would take to the church’s bazaar. Nice picture, love your site.

  2. Ina Garten DaVida says:

    I like big spoonrests and I cannot lie…

  3. Andra says:

    Big Red Ball Sack!

  4. mojito-bandito says:

    I’m thinkin it’s Aunt Sandy’s saggy boobs!

  5. Nathan says:

    I can’t tell if it’s Giada’s breasts or Gina Neely’s butt.

  6. laura says:

    Looks like a fancy bed pan to me. A spot for excrement, be it solid of otherwise.

  7. Goober says:

    Looks like a petal from one of the flowers Aarti puts in her hair.

  8. fleece taylor says:

    It’s balls.

  9. Rummywench says:

    I can’t decide if I see a scrotum, a butt or puffy red labia.

  10. Rocquie says:

    Looks like my mother’s douch bag.

  11. Swick says:

    I work in a hospital. I thought that thing was some wierd two sided bed pan.

  12. lizzielove says:

    It’s the 50′s pinup girl version of a spoon rest!

  13. Kelly says:

    I don’t see it!! A butt???

  14. Spatuler says:

    Well, I’m a 38 year old woman with a 12 year old boys mind. By the way, love with watch band..looks exactly like mine.

    • Spatuler says:

      Yeah…how tacky is it to reply to yourself? I think I meant to say, “love the watch band.” I dunno, I guess I was blinded by all the new links above…I haven’t been here in like 12 years. So much to click on.

  15. Spatuler says:

    Oh, about the object in the pict? My mom bought a spoon-rest from a rummage sale (what could possibly go wrong?) and it completely resembles a jock strap, minus the straps. So, me being an idiot, I always tease her about it. It’s awesome.

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