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The Best Thing Aaron Sanchez Ever Ate
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The Best Thing Aaron Sanchez Ever Ate
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Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves.
(Thanks for the pic, @plasticlobster!)
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---Earth To Aaron Sanchez: It’s Time To Pluck Your Brows
---Giant Airbrushed Peen On Ace Of Cakes
---Corny Jokes With Guy Fieri
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20 Responses
deez nuts!
Yum-NO!
the only thing that pops into my mind is aaron saying “who wants to take up bets that i can fit both of these in my mouth?”
Aarón is nothing but a closted, bitchy queen.
I saw this on Monday night and wondered how long it would take to show up here. ;-)
Works for me. He’s better off gay!
Sometimes you feel like a nut…
Sometimes you don’t.
Sometimes you feel like a nut…
sometimes you feel one.
or two
I tooootally thought he was gay when I first saw him…and this freeze frame proves it ;)
I bet he used his favor words to describe them – “succulant” and “tender.”
and oh, so smooth…
He does love that word “succulent.” Oh yeah, baby.
I’m sure ‘bursting with flavor’ would be prominent in the description.
Did you guys see the “Chefs vs. City” Philadelphia episode where Chris Cosentino wraps his arms around Aarrrron and teaches him how to make pretzels, Patrick Swayze style? I was expecting the Ghost theme song to start playing any minute.
Aaron is supposedly married. I saw that episode and thought how much fun FNH would have with this image. Maybe his wenis is that thin.
Some guys marry their closets for the tax breaks.
No words needed.
¡Ay, caramba! ¡A Aarón le gustan los huevos de Sr. Cosentino!
Outstanding!