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The Nastiest Food Network-Related Search Term Of All Time
Posted on August 29th 2010 by Jillian Madison

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Dear good people of the internet, if you ever find yourself searching for shirtless pictures of Guy Fieri, shut down your computer and book an appointment with the closest psychiatrist ASAP. You are incredibly unstable and may be a risk to the general public. K? Great. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to pour a gallon of Clorox on my brain in an attempt to forget this little search incident ever happened.

(Thanks for the terrifying image, KK!)


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    41 Responses

  1. Di says:
    August 29, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    Ewww.
    I remember seeing his sweaty flabby torso in a tank top in a show down in CaboSanLucas and even that was too much.
    :(

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  2. Ray says:
    August 29, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    The horror! The horror!

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  3. HorrifiedbyFN says:
    August 29, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    We’re going to go through GALLONS of Clorox here today…yuck……Guy Shirtless?? ewww…..

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  4. cloverleaf says:
    August 29, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    LOL! The only thing I can think of is somebody wondered if his nipples are pierced. Sorry…..pass the bleach. :P

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  5. David Bonomo says:
    August 29, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    The funny thing is that I’ve read Fieri is considered a FN sex symbol in some circles. I suppose those would be the people searching this… I’d be scared to. lol

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  6. BOO says:
    August 29, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    Since all the bleach has been used up, pass me a jug of muriatic acid please.

    The only time I giggle at him is when I see his picture (under the W) that Jillian used on Sophia.

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  7. Kenny Solomon says:
    August 29, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    Just announced: FN Staff Holiday Calendar – The Shirtless Edition.

    Featuring ONLY – In……………

    I can’t even type it.

    Sorry.

    ;-)

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  8. CptainDan says:
    August 29, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    I would bet that it’s not ladies that are searching for that, you know?

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  9. Teague says:
    August 29, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    Probably a search by that person who went and got his leg signed by Ferry and that had that tattooed.

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  10. Lana says:
    August 29, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    LOL! And even more funny, no shirtless pix of him come up on that search. There is one, out there on the Internet. But Shirtless Fieri Searchers are Denied! And that, as Martha would say, is a good thing.
    :-D

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    • SaraCVT says:
      August 29, 2010 at 5:48 pm

      You mean he actually has the good taste not to allow a shirtless picture of himself to be taken? Wouldn’t have suspected it of him.

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  11. Jerry says:
    August 29, 2010 at 6:08 pm

    Givin’ the masses what they want…

    http://lh4.ggpht.com/_J0Kuwl0uc3U/THrZFsjLR1I/AAAAAAAAAPw/qICXkxjpTHU/guy.jpg

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  12. FatCat says:
    August 29, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    I think the person that first searched for this must have try to been committing suicide.

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  13. C.K. says:
    August 30, 2010 at 7:59 am

    Out of curiosity, I decided to type in Sandra Lee in the image search, and came across “Sandra Lee breasts”. I clicked on it. As of now, I wish I could unlive the past 5 minutes of my life.

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  14. MsFoodie says:
    August 30, 2010 at 12:52 pm

    Oh, that is so wrong. Just. So. Wrong.

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  15. Snark Lady of the Sith says:
    August 30, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    Probably some poor gay kids were searching that, thinking if they looks at enough revolting shirtless guys they’ll magically start liking girls.

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  16. jb says:
    September 1, 2010 at 2:10 am

    Forget the bleach, I need alcohol to get that out of my mind.

    Maybe THAT’S why Aunt Sandy drinks so much…

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  17. Gullwing says:
    September 1, 2010 at 10:54 am

    I officially have brain damage from just the thought of…..

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  18. Sophia says:
    January 20, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    Out of extreme curiosity, and also the fact that I’m feeling daring, I Googled ‘Guy Fieri Shirtless’.

    I need to vomit, excuse me.

    Reply

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