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  1. Aimee says:

    You’re welcome, Jill! Love love love the site! :)

  2. Thom Stilton says:

    Anne Burrell is starting to look like a cartoon charactor.

  3. Lana says:

    Totally not perverted. Sounds like a good Saturday night to me!
    ;-)

  4. Bill says:

    A foodie Phyllis Diller?! That is so scarily accurate! She’ll be cracking wise about rubbing meat and oohing over brown food when she is 90. Great, I just made myself throw up a little in my mouth!

  5. Diane says:

    I had the crappiest day, but these had me rolling. Thank you for the pick me up! :)

  6. lizziemay says:

    That has got to be one of the ugliest shirts I have ever seen.

  7. johnmc says:

    I wouldn’t be so sure that Anne’s was accidental.

  8. atdleft says:

    Ah, nothing like accidental FN porn! The comedy never ends…

  9. Robert says:

    Anything that shuts up Rachel Ray, I’m all for.

  10. tiredtyler says:

    This morning Rach embarrassed herself saying that after she made the meal, she and John had a “fun” rest of the night. Wish I could have screen shot that one!

  11. Mort says:

    Because Anne has a lot of spunk I think she throws out lines like this on purpose. She’s always lubing, rubbing, pounding something. Love her show.

  12. WAAAAAKKKT says:

    HAHAHAH!! Worst COOK! hahaha… at least she lost some weight?! WTF Worst cook Chubs is running the NYC Marathon? Has anyone else seen this shiz?http://sophiaayalagettys.yolasite.com

  13. Coast0385 says:

    Are we all in agreement when I say Would someone please find Anne Burrell a comb. I’m getting pretty sick and tired of looking at that shit on her head. Damn, looks like a co-op for parakeets up there, a true birds nest.

  14. Red says:

    That’s not Anne Burrell. It’s Guy Fieri in drag.

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