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44 Responses
Meh, it’s easy for men to have nice legs – no cellulite! I envy my husband’s legs teehee
Completely disagree! I like my man’s legs to look like… A MAN’S LEGS. Not gangly and effeminate looking. Ewwwww.
I said “nice legs” not effeminate or gangly…worth counting to 10 before replying ;-)
I don’t think they are nice. They’re womanly. And womanly legs are not nice on men.
Tsk tsk tsk, you still don’t get it: my comment was a general one, not necessarily related to Bourdain’s legs.
Yikes! I never would have guessed that. I thought it was going to be Susie Fogelson or something.
WTF is with those shoes? I’m hoping he just didn’t have suitable shoes for a boat and was stuck with whatever he could find that fit.
The pic is from No Res: French Polynesia. The shoes (which do get uglier with every viewing) are so that he didn’t lose traction on razor sharp coral and face plant, while collecting sea urchins.
Personally, I’ll stick with my super ugly dive boots. :-) They give great traction.
Uh yeah whats up with those shoes? They look like something i would have worn to church in the third grade.
ROFL
They’re classic French fishermen sandals.
Wow. Nice shoes.
Bourdain would get the crap kicked outta him for wearing footwear like that in my neighbourhood.
Haha, I knew it was a man when I saw the hairy arms, but had no idea it would be Bourdain. I have no clue why he’d be wearing feminine shoes and short cut off jeans, hopefully it is explained in the 100th episode that I haven’t watched yet.
I thought it was going to be Michael Chiarello. I nearly swallowed my tongue when I saw who it really was.
Sonuvabitch…well at least it’s not Guy Ferry.
At first, I thought it was going to be another Michael Chiarello bust out!
I thought it was Sandy hahah (didn’t catch the hairy arms at first).
But I like Tony’s nice long legs yum.
Those girly shoes, though – must be a European/Mediterranean thing? Or he borrowed from his wife lol
The shoes are apparently standard equipment for gathering
snails and urchins in the surf. But they are gay looking. I was surprised he made no reference.
Yeeeoooow! Wasn’t expecting that!
He must be extremely confident in his masculinity to be rockin’ those jellies like it’s 1985. More power to him!
I hope he’s masculine enough to handle those famous jelly shoe blisters we all had back in 1985!
Yes! Didn’t see the shoe comments when I posted, way to bleary-eyed to be functional at 7am.
Wow, Tony is rocking the late 80s gay man in Miami look, eh? All he’s missing is the neon wife-beater.
Those denim cutoffs look like something Tobias Funke would wear.
^ hahahaha best comment ever!
Vivian, you totally beat me to it. It looks like Bourdain is one of the dozens of never-nudes.
Heh heh, it’s always good to see there are more Arrested Development fans out there
Damn, I actually guessed who it was just from the footwear because I had just seen that episode on Monday night.
I thought it was Flay….but there was too much hair on the arm for that sissy.
I am totally ashamed as a twenty something male to have immediately known whose legs those were when I saw the pic.
lol and wtf @ those shoes
Why is he wearing women’s shoes?
OMG I guessed it! I am very excited about that. But those shoes…umm Tony…
I knew it was Bourdain. The spindly-ass legs and cutoffs were a dead giveaway.
But we’re *not* going to say anything about those gel slippers? I think my cousins had them in 1986.
Dude…. not only has almost every other comment so far mentioned the shoes, at least two of them have already safely explained them away.
sexyyyyy, i love me some bourdain
Tyra wanting those legs… maybe. The shoes on the other hand… not so much. My grandmother sports those on weekends when she’s feeling snazzy.
omg i thought it was Chiarello!!!! Why would Bourdain wear those girly shoes that look like he purchased at a Dollar Tree store???!
Sad but true, I actually guessed right.
I knew it wasn’t a woman. There’s kind of a bulge there.
I don’t know. Bourdain has more wit in one brain cell than the entire cast of any Food Network show. And he’s wearing the sandals because a local gave them to him as traditional garb to prevent getting cut up.
I still like the guy.
I want my money back!