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Giant Airbrushed Peen On Ace Of Cakes
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No, really. There was.
Stay tuned for Food Network’s new spin-off, Ace Of Cocks, starring Dick Goldman and Mary Phallice, coming this fall.
(Thanks for the pic, @plasticlobster!)
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13 Responses
Goldman might be the biggest dick on TV today.I’d like to kick him in the balls.
Does he have any?
Funny, Duff doesn`t look like he’s airbrushed….
LOL! XD
awesome. gotta be a duff master”piece” haha
Ah, more “strange love” on FN… All they need are some random crazy people, a BIG hot tub, and staged “makeout sessions”, and they can be the next VH1!
Shooting two dicks with one shot ;o)
That is fondant on that cake, right?
Is he putting that decoration on the cake? Yay, penis power!
I’m wondering about that big bottle of vodka – is that the source of their “artistic inspiration” ?
Perhaps they were designing a cake for Bobby Deen?
The same episode had a big note that said, “DOUCHE” right behind the decorator Alena (Elena?). Appropriate? Yes.
I loved “Mary Phallice”.