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Giant Airbrushed Peen On Ace Of Cakes
Posted on September 3rd 2010 by Jillian Madison

No, really. There was.

ace-of-cakes-penis

Stay tuned for Food Network’s new spin-off, Ace Of Cocks, starring Dick Goldman and Mary Phallice, coming this fall.

(Thanks for the pic, @plasticlobster!)


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    13 Responses

  1. Silvio says:
    September 3, 2010 at 10:23 am

    Goldman might be the biggest dick on TV today.I’d like to kick him in the balls.

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  2. Chris says:
    September 3, 2010 at 10:27 am

    Funny, Duff doesn`t look like he’s airbrushed….

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  3. christellar says:
    September 3, 2010 at 10:44 am

    awesome. gotta be a duff master”piece” haha

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  4. atdleft says:
    September 3, 2010 at 11:17 am

    Ah, more “strange love” on FN… All they need are some random crazy people, a BIG hot tub, and staged “makeout sessions”, and they can be the next VH1!

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  5. Flyingroo says:
    September 3, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    Shooting two dicks with one shot ;o)

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  6. Joe says:
    September 3, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    That is fondant on that cake, right?

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  7. oh_come_on says:
    September 3, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    Is he putting that decoration on the cake? Yay, penis power!

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  8. Di says:
    September 3, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    I’m wondering about that big bottle of vodka – is that the source of their “artistic inspiration” ?

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  9. Teague says:
    September 3, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    Perhaps they were designing a cake for Bobby Deen?

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  10. CopCook says:
    September 4, 2010 at 11:11 am

    The same episode had a big note that said, “DOUCHE” right behind the decorator Alena (Elena?). Appropriate? Yes.

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  11. Nathan says:
    September 4, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    I loved “Mary Phallice”.

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