Food Fight, Guy Fieri »
This November, Chef Mario Batali will be hosting a charity event during NASCAR triple-header weekend at Texas Motor Speedway. The event is called the Asphalt Chef, and it’s an Iron Chef-inspired cooking competition that will feature Batali battling against GUY FIERI.
To promote the event, the men have taken a page from FNH and headed to YouTube to talk trash. Because, hey. In today’s world, nothing really piques the interest of an internet reader like people playfully talking shit about each other.
In Guy’s spot, he fires up his hideous douche-wagon and uses it to run over an item that is very near and dear to Batali’s heart:
At the end of the day, does anything really say “I’m insecure about the size of my manhood” quite like an oversized banana yellow pick-up truck? I don’t think so.
Batali’s spot was downright hilarious, though. He took the opportunity – and rightfully so – to mock Guy Fieri’s recent TGIFriday campaign:
The winner walks away with a Mario Batali peppermill trophy and 5 grand for their charity of their choice. And hey, we’re all for mocking Guy Fieri in the name of charity.
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---A Love Letter To Mario Batali
---Look, Ma! A Mario Batali Lolcat!
---Family Feud Confirms How Universe Feels About Guy Fieri