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Guy Fieri and Mario Batali Start Fake Food Feud To Promote Charity Event
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This November, Chef Mario Batali will be hosting a charity event during NASCAR triple-header weekend at Texas Motor Speedway. The event is called the Asphalt Chef, and it’s an Iron Chef-inspired cooking competition that will feature Batali battling against GUY FIERI.
To promote the event, the men have taken a page from FNH and headed to YouTube to talk trash. Because, hey. In today’s world, nothing really piques the interest of an internet reader like people playfully talking shit about each other.
In Guy’s spot, he fires up his hideous douche-wagon and uses it to run over an item that is very near and dear to Batali’s heart:
At the end of the day, does anything really say “I’m insecure about the size of my manhood” quite like an oversized banana yellow pick-up truck? I don’t think so.
Batali’s spot was downright hilarious, though. He took the opportunity – and rightfully so – to mock Guy Fieri’s recent TGIFriday campaign:
The winner walks away with a Mario Batali peppermill trophy and 5 grand for their charity of their choice. And hey, we’re all for mocking Guy Fieri in the name of charity.
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29 Responses
Ugh, Guy Fieri’s goatee is disgusting. Nauseating really.
I’m surprised he has any hair left on his head with as many times as it has been bleached out.
Hey, if Ferry would go lay out on the track at the Nascar event I’d donate some serious bucks.
Imagine the oil skid that douche would leave!!
It’s cute and all in the name of charity but honestly, it makes Batali look like a toad for associating with the likes of Fieri. Seriously.
I agree.
Someone should tell Mario that Doucheboy doesn’t answer to Fieri anymore since his rebranding to Fee-Eddy.
It more like FEE–ET-TEEE. Or FEE-ERR-TEE. Or FA-ER-TE–OH SCREW IT.
Oh and didn’t Fieri get his ass fired from TGIF ? Or did I miss something ?
LOVE how Batali calls Guy “Fee-Air-Eeee”, after Guy so obviously said “Fee-Ett-Eeee”. Yeah, I’m sensing nothing but disdain here…
Batali vs Fieri?
Isn’t that a bit like Le Bernardin vs the snack bar at Wal-Mart?
That’s what you call a “Snack-Down”
That is one serious Douchewagon!! Driving one of those announces one is a a-hole.
The only way it could be worse is with a “la cucaracha” horn.
I like to be the a-hole with the big vehicle.
How is this even a competition? Seriously? I mean Guy What’s-His-Real-Name is so outmatched it’s not even funny. It’s like the Coyote-Roadrunner cartoons we all watched as a kid. You KNOW who’s going to win.
Just typical stupid food network bullshit.
Did anyone else notice the sunglasses on the back of Batali’s head? Talk about playing down to your competition.
Thanks for posting — went back and watched, and sure enough, the sunglasses were there, above Mario’s ponytail! LOL!
I’m glad to see them doing something for charity, and as hard as it is to watch Mr. Fieri, I am a fan of Batali’s, so I will watch.
Is that photoshopped, or is Guy’s hair green? Again?
:-)
According to my calculations, the Official Guy Douchebag Tally is:
3 different hair colors on head, beard, goatee
3 rings
2 earrings
1 bracelet
1 watch
1 necklace
1 chode-mobile complete with Knuckle Sandwich logo
=12 reasons not to watch.
You forgot his voice.
Jesus Christ, that goatee is disturbing. Just when you think he can’t get any douchier…
I don’t think anyone could have said it better than “hideous douchewagon”.
Does anyone know if Tim Love has joined in on the youtube wars? I know Guy is no competition, but Chef Love has some chops.. And no, it’s not a Texas loyalty thing. ;)
That said.. Any time a Texan (assuming there’s some twang to his accent) talks smack, it is probably wide open to be made fun of. :)
They. Are. Assholes.
Forgive me Mario, but…
Isn’t Mario being sued by the waitstaff from 2 of his restaurants for pocketing all the tips? Someone better keep an eye on that charity money…
Gay Fairy -excuse me, GUY FIERI- looks like a sausage ready to bust out of it’s casing. Either a spray tan machine exploded in Guy’s face, or he ‘went down’ on Snooki one too many times. Probably explains where those chin pubes came from. Dude also needs to quit taking hair care tips from Anne Burrell. (I still love ya Annie!)
WTF? Is that really part of his goatee or did he sprout a tail from one his chins????? I seriously kept waiting for the damn thing to start wagging when he was talking. You know they had a step stool off camera so his oompa loompa ass could climb into the douche mobile unassisted.
“You know they had a step stool off camera so his oompa loompa ass could climb into the douche mobile unassisted.”
*giggleSNORT*