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If The Food Network Chefs Had Food Trucks…
Posted on September 29th 2010 by Jillian Madison

These days, everyone wants a piece of the food truck action. Certainly it won’t be long before we start seeing these things rolling up outside our homes and offices:

funny fake food network food trucks

funny fake food network food trucks

funny fake food network food trucks

funny fake food network food trucks

funny fake food network food trucks


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    25 Responses

  1. renee says:
    September 29, 2010 at 10:29 am

    Sensational!!!!!

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  2. Dave says:
    September 29, 2010 at 10:49 am

    Jillian, Squeals on Wheels is actually pretty fucking genius.

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    • Jenna says:
      September 29, 2010 at 10:53 am

      I totally agree. Someone should start that truck up because it’s BRILLIANT.

      So is the whole garbage truck schtick. No one is doing it. If someone could somehow modify a garbage truck into a food truck, and call it “The Garbage Truck” – it would make millions. Think of all the publicity it would get. It would blow nom nom truck out of the water.

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    • Gregory says:
      September 29, 2010 at 10:54 am

      Agreed. I work at an ad agency and I’ve just seen more creativity here on this site in 5 minutes than I’ve seen my people come up with in 5 months. If you’re ever in Austin and need a job, look me up!!!

      Reply
    • Motzi Greps says:
      September 29, 2010 at 11:39 am

      I’d love it if it said, “If this van’s a rockin’ don’t come knockin’!”

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  3. Erin says:
    September 29, 2010 at 10:51 am

    Mmm. I’d eat at that big brown meat truck. Just saying.

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  4. Dan says:
    September 29, 2010 at 10:55 am

    I don’t think I want to know what that Schmuck Truck serves. Probably enough grease to choke a horse. And that’s just the accidental contact from his hair.

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  5. MS says:
    September 29, 2010 at 11:38 am

    The Neely’s wagon wouldn’t even raise eyebrows in Memphis (the puns can get *really* bad).

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  6. MD says:
    September 29, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    Does anyone else think the Big Brown Meat Truck should have a black guy on the front instead? Just saying…

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  7. Melange a'foie says:
    September 29, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    Oh, oh, holy crap, (wheeze). I almost fell outta my chair at Anne’s truck, then I saw Rachel’s and SPEW! OMFG! I need a tissue, I need oxygen. I need to laugh like this more often.

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  8. C.K. says:
    September 29, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    LOL manhole cover to flavatown. Tying it in to the past podcast mentioning Guy’s terrible quotes. Love it!

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  9. Gina says:
    September 29, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    Chef Anne’s gonna LOVE that Big Brown Food Truck, can’t wait for her reaction!!! Fun, fun, fun!!

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  10. Di says:
    September 29, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    Squeals on wheels is the best! Don’t be surprised if they steal your idea, Jillian – better trademark it ; )

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  11. cloverleaf says:
    September 30, 2010 at 2:05 am

    Every truck is spot-on, Jillian!! Thanks for the giggles! :)

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  12. PeteC94 says:
    September 30, 2010 at 8:42 am

    Ina’s truck reminded me of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXXZpr8YlSI

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