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28 Responses
That is *horrifying*.
more horrifying is the thought of watching them get there.
Looks like you didn’t have to do too much work with Aunt Sandy.
I was going to write the exact same thing.
Me too!
ditto
My thought also.
lmao
I don’t think you can show an aging Guy without the aging tattoos.
That is soo creepy.
Hahaha!!! Bobby Flay’s aging is hysterical, he looks like a perverted old man who should have a stogie LOL
Yeah, and when laughing he breaks down in a creepy, croupy cough…
and a velour jumpsuit
The liver spots (or are those cancerous moles – a nod to a (former) redhead in the sun too much) are sheer genius.
My only complaint is that Aunt Sandy needed tons of ‘em in the decolletage, like Tammy Sue on the Real Howives of the OC.
I am so creeped out!
I think Guys pic will be spot on. I don`t think Aunt Sandy’s liver will hold out for her to grow that old.
LMAO! It’s a miracle that I was able to retain my [just eaten] lunch.
I think you did get one thing wrong. I sure Guy Ferry would get himself a comb-over or a bad tupe’ and pretend that it looked completely natural.
heh.. good point, Teague. Much more fitting to his personality.
He strikes me as a hairplug kind of guy.
His bald scalp just extends the canvas for more tats! LOL
I think it’s funny that the old Rachel Ray looks like, well…the old Rachel Ray.
I like Witchie-Poo RaeRay!! I can just hear the cackling…
The horror !
This doesn’t look like old age, it looks like someone ran their faces over with a truck.
The skin on Ferry’s face makes him look like Fi-eddie Krueger.
So that’s what Melissa d looks like when she hits 80 – she becomes Paula Deen.
wow that was just disturbing…