Archives for "September, 2010"
Jamie Oliver Demonstrating How NOT To Hold A Baby
Let’s all pitch in and buy Jamie a copy of “How To Hold A Baby So You Don’t Snap Its Neck Off: For Dummies.” (Thanks for the image, Chase!)
EPIC FAIL: Bobby Flay Tweets His Personal E-Mail Address
For some reason, Bobby Flay has over 130,000 followers on Twitter. And now, every one of those people knows his personal e-mail address, thanks to this EPIC FAIL that just went down a few minutes ago: Bobby must have thought he was sending a private direct message to someone, but he actually sent the message [...]
UPDATE: America’s Best Food Destination
Earlier today, I wrote about Food Network magazine’s decision to name Please Don’t Tell – a tiny dive bar that seats about 12 people and specializes in hot dogs – the #1 food destination in the country. Sure, the dogs are tasty, but the #1 food destination in America? Hardly. The decision was so laughably [...]
America’s Best Food Destination? REALLY, Food Network?
On last night’s episode of America’s Best, Alton Brown counted down the Food Network’s list of our country’s top 10 food destinations. Number 10 was a place called Slappy Cakes. Their schtick is that they give you a squirt bottle of pancake batter, and you can cook your own pancakes on a griddle right on [...]
Worst Snack Name Ever: GLO BALLS
…file this under “Things I Never Wanted To Know About The Green Lantern’s Private Parts.”
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










