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Paula Deen Tells Bobby What To Do To His “Meat”
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33 Responses
I bet she likes to rub his meat for him…
Or his boyfriend. I thought the black muscle dude that was on their once was his boyfriend/trainer. Bobby was really attentive to him.
@Blatinous, that’s hot
No, just no… [shudders to think any more about this]
Why do I have the sudden urge to pour bleach all over my head?
ew
New to the site and I love it!!! Paula Deen always makes perverted comments. It’s pretty yucky if you ask me. The Neelys too. I was watching Paula today and she cooked ox tail and said “that’s some good tail Yall”.
The sad thing is she didn’t used to make the perverted comments in the early days of her show, Blatinous. She was actually a nice Southern gal before the FN developed her “persona” and encouraged the constant y’alls and the “naughtiness.” **shudder**
I miss the old normal everyday Paula, back then she was likable. I really don’t like the new raunchy “Hollywood” Paula. She’s not funny anymore only irritating!
Totally agree!
On Paula’s Party, she acted like she was Raquel Welch’s double or something with her double entendres when any good looking guy (guest or audience) appeared on her show! Infinity EW’s!!!!
Spot on Annie. She’s a fucking joke now and I don’t mean the kind that are funny.
No doubt Bobby has a good idea of what to do with his meat.
He likes to pack his meat in fudge. Or so I hear.
THAT was rather nasty. Was that comment really necessary?
I’m gay and I thought melange’s was spot on. Hilarious even. And she’s 100% right about Bobby. Queer! :) Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Chris, I’m a homosexical too. Melange’s comment just seemed a litle too sharp to me. Why are we so obsessed with people’s sexuality in this country? In Europe, no one gives a hoot. I also thought that Melange’s comment was somewhat inaccurate. I always pictured Bobby as more of a catcher than a pitcher.
I always thought that Bobby and Michael Chiarello would make a good couple. Oh, poor Bobby. I don’t know if he is gay or not, but even if he is, so what? I mean he was raised by this woman, probably slaved in her restaurant as a child and now has no other purpose in life other than to ride his mother’s twisted coat tails. It’s sad really.
Bobby Deen is gayer than Lady Gaga riding a unicorn that shits rainbows.
FuryofFirestorm – That might be the FUNNIEST thing I’ve ever read!
There’s something especially creepy when parents talk sexual innuendo in front of their kids. Not funny, just creepy. And vice versa.
That’s a BIG reason why watching “Paula’s Best Dishes” can be quite disturbing quite often these days…
lmao you can kinda see he starts to smile or laugh lmao
If Paula had a penis she would be called a dirty old man, no question.
Ew, that was like watching Granny Clampett offer someone a Happy Ending.
Oh, jeez! Doesn’t Paula get into enough trouble on her own with her meat? I don’t think Bobby needs directions on what to do with his.
LMAO. I love how she repeats it 3 times, as if once wasn’t enough.
Incest is not appetizing
Who in the Deen family plays a banjo ?
Paula’s husband
So last week we were treated to a lady eating Paula’s burger after she’d wiped her sucked-on finger on it, and this week she’s rubbing his meat…before long her show is going to be airing on a porno channel…
Thanks Joe – I have to go throw up now.
Sorry about that…makes you afraid of what “gems” FNH is going to find from Paula next!
That’s disgusting. Plain and simple.
I spit herbal tea on my keyboard….then barfed in my mouth a little. The visuals will haunt me for days.