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Rachael Ray Screencap Of The Week
Posted by Jillian Madison

    15 Responses

  1. jvwalt says:

    I thought that was her husband’s line.

  2. Numb says:

    Wow… Best closed caption post EVER.

  3. Lana says:

    We can only be thankful that was said by Rachel, and not Batali.
    TYVM. I’ll be here all week.

  4. Goober says:

    Preceded by “I’m gunna put me some nuts in the oven”

  5. Plumpy says:

    That’s our Rach. If it’s not nuts then it’s balls.

  6. Rach my dear, best not wear a dress or skirt on the set anymore. One of the camera guys will ‘go low’ for some b-roll ‘proof’.

    In the immortal words of Bill The Cat: “Ack !…. Pfffffft !

  7. Aeon says:

    Smelly nuts? Man we’ve all been there.

  8. anjarew says:

    Three words: Gold Bond Powder.

  9. Dan says:

    No problem Jillian, glad to contribute to the future of psychiatry.

  10. Squirrel says:

    She must be cooking with some of that framunda cheese. Ewww.

  11. Ina Garten DaVida says:

    That’s what she said!

  12. Chris says:

    I laughed like a fool when I saw this, and keep cracking up every time I think about it. Good Work!!

  13. Urinal Cake says:

    I once mistook Rachael for a teen aged boy.

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