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Rachael Ray Screencap Of The Week
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---TV Guide Publicly “Jeers” Rachael Ray
---Ridiculous Recipe Of The Week: RACHAEL RAY’S BROWN BUTTER
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Rachael Ray Screencap Of The Week
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(Thanks for the image, Dan! We’ll all be sending you our therapy bills.)
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---TV Guide Publicly “Jeers” Rachael Ray
---Ridiculous Recipe Of The Week: RACHAEL RAY’S BROWN BUTTER
---Ridiculous Recipe Of The Week: Rachael Ray’s Root Beer Floats
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15 Responses
I thought that was her husband’s line.
Wow… Best closed caption post EVER.
We can only be thankful that was said by Rachel, and not Batali.
TYVM. I’ll be here all week.
;-)
Preceded by “I’m gunna put me some nuts in the oven”
That’s our Rach. If it’s not nuts then it’s balls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA9K6W-de1c
Rach my dear, best not wear a dress or skirt on the set anymore. One of the camera guys will ‘go low’ for some b-roll ‘proof’.
In the immortal words of Bill The Cat: “Ack !…. Pfffffft !
Smelly nuts? Man we’ve all been there.
Speak for yourself, Aeon!
Three words: Gold Bond Powder.
Do you stir it together with butter to make a roux so your sauce will be thick and rich and delicious (TM Sandra Lee)?
No problem Jillian, glad to contribute to the future of psychiatry.
She must be cooking with some of that framunda cheese. Ewww.
That’s what she said!
I laughed like a fool when I saw this, and keep cracking up every time I think about it. Good Work!!
I once mistook Rachael for a teen aged boy.