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31 Responses
Ya might be a redneck if…
That said, I am so loving the iron griddle.
I’ve seen at least four of these pictures on the Cheezburger network already…
And where do you think they got them? From other websites. They’re some of the most widely circulated photos on the internet. But thanks for the breaking news!
hahaha BURN !! good job Jill
Maybe the question is “why so late to the party?”
Oh please, the Cheezburger network are scumbags. They pay interns to troll the internet and steal photos from websites and then they just slap their logo on it and scream at people who “stole their photos.” People think because they saw the photo there that the photos belong to them. Wake up. They don’t.
Cheezburger network is the new ebaumsworld. A pack of thieves with a shitty watermark and no scruples.
What is the point of the watermark on either site?
Using the levelers to hold up the kitchen cabinets is priceless! And the slide…..what kind of parents would encourage their kids to use this? These had me in tears!
Hahaha. My boyfriend once made me semi-homemade roller skates too, using a pair of old ski boots and old casters from a kitchen chair. They worked, until I tried to turn! I wouldn’t recommend it.
Homemade CONDOMS?! Do I even want to know?!!?!
And they’re guaranteed for 20 YEARS?!?!
What do they do if you have a baby–say ‘I’m sorry’? Refund the purchase price? What???
Reduce, reuse, recycle, close the loop!
I love the little chins?
tongues?
what is that below they mouth? not…
What’s the point of the fan blowing over the cups of ice water? Someone actually thought that might do something to cool the room off?
Oddly, I’ve heard of this before. Won’t cool off a room, obviously, but I guess the claim is that if you sit in front of it, it will cool you off. Never tried it. Don’t plan to. Though, with the AC broken, again, in my office, the temptation is there.
It’s actually based on an industrial technique for mass chilling.
The Thompson Building in Chicago is cooled in this manner, but obviously on a grander scale.
http://www.state.il.us/cms/1_jrtc/factsheet.htm
I lived in Arizona for a while and evaporative coolers are widely used there — it’s basically a whole-house fan that blows air over water-soaked pads. Works really well in a dry climate. So that idea might not be so bad…if you took the air temperature immediately above the cups of ice water, I’m sure it would be significantly lower than a hot summer day’s temperature. No, it would not cool a room, but I bet it would be nice sitting in front of it.
The picture of the iron was probably taken in Philly. It looks like they’re frying,or maybe getting the wrinkles out of, Taylor pork roll.
No way, the circumference is too small to be Taylor Ham. And we all know to get the wrinkles out you cut a few slits on the edges.
I shall now avoid Philly then.
Must be proud. lol
That hot tub looks like something I’d expect to see in my neck of the woods.
I chuckled at the kitchen cabinets one
You mean y’all waren’t really from “House Beautiful” magazine? When err y’all gonna publish my interview?
Content like this deserves money.
I like how there’s a question mark on “But 10…Get 1…Free?”
Only if you’re lucky I guess.
Just wow. These are so ridiculous I can’t help but laugh. LOL
I don’t know, I’d be tempted to bring that “toilet” camping if I were to ever camp in the middle of the woods. Beats squating!
Wow, just seeing that water slide gives me anxiety.