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VIDEO: Paula Deen’s Heart Attack Burger Like You’ve Never Seen It Before
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61 Responses
That burger looks truly revolting.
Brilliant Jillian, brillant!
I wish I could take credit for this one, but I didn’t make it! I found it on Youtube.
It’s still great. Loved the ‘creature’ flash in the background, was he the grim reaper?
No, it’s the “subliminal” shot from The Exorcist, the one that flashes when Damien Karras has his drunken dream.
I like how she says “They’re gonna say ‘You’re out of your freakin’ mind, y’all!” GEE, YA THINK?
Yeah, they might have something there…
You know, the funny thing is, a few months ago there was a news article that said Paula had a really low cholesterol level. I don’t remember what the number was though.
That is the funniest/most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen.
I saw that particular episode. It’s one of the most revolting, disgusting and ridiculous concoctions I have ever seen her prepare!! That totally over fried egg alone was bad enough.
That is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen! I’m laughing so hard my husband came running into the kitchen to see if I was okay. Don’t know if it was the two extra dirty martinis I drank, but I could totally go for one of those Krispy Kreme Kolesterol beef, bacon and egg sangiwiches right about now. Komplete with the jungle sound effects…ROFLMAO.
OMG Andra! One needs a fuckin’ jrink before watching that!
I am deeply offended by this.
She didn’t even deep fry it.
P.S. Needs moar butter.
One of the best parts was when she originally picked up the, the whatever it was, and licked her finger. Then she put her licked finger back on the thing and let the other lady take a bite. That is totally nasty. What’s the lady going to say…”I’m sorry…I can’t eat that now. You put your fat, mouth finger all over it.”
Hilarious, though, how it was slowed down and it just seemed, well, DIRTY.
I know I about died! I don’t know if I would have even noticed that she licked her finger if the video wasn’t slowed down.
I gagged at that part. Funny in a truly revolting way.
She does that all the time. Saw her on the view once sitting there licking her fingers for what seemed like thirty seconds then proceeded to serve her food.
It happens around 1:35… OH MY DEAR GODDDDDDDDDD! That was so nasty….!
Kill. Me. Now.
She is always suckin’ them fingers and handling food and then giving it to someone else!
This woman is nasty.
N to the A to the S to the T Y
NASTY!
The finger lick was agonizing, but I guess it doesn’t matter to her since they are eating off the same burger. Barf. :X
Oh, but in TV world, apparently it’s okay if you turn the burger around and eat from the other side.
Barf is right.
They should just go ahead and french kiss and get it over with. Spit swappers.
OH YES I DID! She’s probably a closet Rush Limbaugh with those pain killers. Also, does anybody else think that she’s made a burger with doughnuts before? I think she’s a liar :p
Oh, I believe her! I wouldn’t anything morbidly fattening past Paula Deen these days.
Only someone stoned out of their mind would make up something like that and eat it. I’d expect that concoction from a gf episode.
This was low budget pornography on LSD….
Loved the Exorcist demon effect they put in. Thumbs up!
Suck it up
Lick it up
Gramma !
What do I know – I’m from the evil “north”
heh
This is not that unusual, believe it or not. There are actually places down south where you can order sandwiches made with Krispy Kreme donuts in place of the bun. Mostly breakfast sammies but I remember one place that had one on the menu that was basically a Big Mac (authentic right down to the thousand island dressing) made with Krispy Kremes. And no, before someone asks, I never actually tried one :)
I have heard of this, but do they come with Paula Deen saliva????
Parents, lock up your children. These cholesterol cougers will eat anything!
Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this story: The Tale of the Heart Attack Burger.
*dun dun dun!*
Are You Afraid of the Dark! You brought it wayyy back, I used to love that show
This reminds me of the Doubledown sandwich from KFC…….
LOL – who the heck thinks to put meat in between their doughnuts? Well – ok – I can see Guy Fieri doing it – and Anne Burell for sure……and Rachel Rayz – maybe not publicly – but I bet they would sooooo would eat this at home under cover…….while giggling about their alter ego tv chef personas.
LMAO Alex Guarnaschelli probably eats a few of these babies at a time :p
I bet Paula’s ham cave got super-moist just looking at that heart attack on a plate. Thank jeebus there wasn’t any melted butter for her to dip it into, or she’d have a “When Harry Met Sally” style orgasm.
//They ain’t called “Krispy Kreme” for nothing!
omg “ham cave”ewwww thanks for that visual! lmao
BWHAHAHAHA
I would’ve lived a happy life had I never seen a woman reveling in eating Paula’s burger. Can I send my counseling bill to FNH? Or does anyone have the # to Aarti’s “Accountability Group?”
No, I think we need professional help. I’m think I need a professional therapist to help me through these mental health problems I’ve had since seeing that video. ;-)
Ahhhh, the music was creeping me out!!!
What no mayo?
DISGUSTING! This should be near the top of of the list of “Paula’s WORST Dishes”.
LMFAO…Holy bejesus that was funny and disturbing! That is a feat all its own
That was absolutely fucking disturbing. I need to go inhale some car exhaust to clear my head after viewing this. What’s next, Paula, a Skoal Mint Julep?
Lmao Skoal Mint Julep
My husband would drink that!
GAHHH, IT’S CAPTAIN HOWDY!!! YIKES!!!
This was hilarious. I almost peed my pants laughing at this. Really Paula Deen is butter just not cutting it enough any more? <<<< Laughing, SMH Sad.
And the music,,,,THE END LMAO
I can so see her wrapping that with a big piece of bacon to hold it together and deep frying it on an upcoming episode!
LMAO stay tuned
Didn’t she make bread pudding with Krispy Kremes awhile back?
She must get some sort of kickback from KK every time she comes up with these revolting recipes!
I thought I remember seeing her make these before…she says she never has eaten that before. doubt it. anywhoo, she is so gross wtf
HILARIOUS! I laughed so hard my eyes were tearing up. The other lady goes cross-eyed when she takes her 2nd bite of that monstrosity. And who passes around a burger like that??
Lmao i just noticed that her eyes went crossed. And she kept licking her damn fingers yuckkkk
WTF is that look at 1:18?! I almost died from laughing so hard… and then she sucks on her fingers before sharing it?!! God bless you Paula Dean. God bless us all.
Too fucking funny. But meat and donuts should never be combined.
Paula actually looks disgusted when she first takes a bite of the burger. Her whole reaction reminded me a bit of Sandra Lee’s reaction to tasting her own Kwanzaa cake :p
I love and adore Paula, but the licking, has to stop! It’s so hard now to watch her show. This burger thing made me ill. It seems to be a habbit she’s got into, but after all the bad press and comments I’m sure Paula is aware of this awful habbit she has. Paula we love you, you’re awesome and the food looks great, but it’s completely ruined by the finger licking and then touching the food. No one, no one wants to eat after a person who has just in effect “spit” on their food. Why would you think that’s ok dear? Please I beg you, stop this horrible habbit. We love you, I say this as a dear fan who adores you.
I can’t imagine eating anything she makes. It is absolutely disgusting how she licks her fingers incessantly. Wtf is wrong with her.
I can’t tell you why, but I kept expecting this to turn into lesbian porn at any moment.
Did she just say “sangwiches”?