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Rachael Ray went on Craig Ferguson’s show last night to promote, well, the ninety-two thousand things she’s doing. The whole interview was sort of nightmare-inducing. Ferguson sniffed her fingers, and later, Ray-Ray said she was “good with balls.” She also admitted she would go all sorts of lesbionic on Tina Fey:
Oh yes. Shut it down, Liz Lemon. SHUT IT DOWN.
Here’s the full interview:
And to the girl in the brown dress with the nice dragon embroidery (as opposed to the girl with the hideous dragon embroidery): lock your doors, honey. LOCK YOUR DOORS.
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30 Responses
wow, remembering a girl in the audience from the last time she was on the show is kinda creepy. Actually, more than just kind of, it’s a lot creepy.
she is such a media whore. ugh. She’s so loud and interrupts all the time. unreal to me people like her
I wonder if the soap and deodorant weren’t for Rachael’s hubby (or is it “husby” now)?
Nah, he’ll always be Mr. RayRay as far as I’m concerned. Intrepid viewer of those shitatastic travel shows she does, Jillian can confirm that the Homeless One discovered soap (and even ID’ed it as lavender!) on one of their pointless “vacations” last year (before the extentions).
WTF was up with that dress? Fugly and the bloussant did nothing to hide the fact that she ain’t running 3 miles a day anymore (like she ever did…even advanced runners typically take a rest day), let alone 3 miles a month. That shit was riding up in the back and there was waaaay too much beefy thigh showing when she tried to cross her legs.
GROSS. She needed that Lady Speed Stick every much as the Mrs.
I always say, if ya got it, flaunt it, but Ray Ray my dear, you don`t have, so don`t expose the rest of humanity to it, PLEASE! And if you’re spending the dough to spruce your appearance up with surgery, get a set of friggin’ tits for pete’s sake!
I watched this last night, and was waiting for it to show up here. Yuck. Media ‘ho is right.
It was actually kind of refreshing to see her chatty and joke around. She’s on FN right now for me and she never breaks out of the monotone and hardly cracks even a half-smile anymore. Depressing :(
You’re right, K, I have noticed that with quite a few episodes. She almost seems angry. I wonder if it was taped when she was having issues with her throat? Or what? When is her contract up anyway?
I thought her throat issues were like way before she cut her hair and got the talk show and all that? I just saw an article about throat surgery in 08 though, I don’t really keep up with these things. It seemed like a recent episode but I havn’t been able to catch her on, so who knows. She could’ve at least smiled more or told a story but it was mostly lack-lustered “do this do that” with the occasional old-school Rayray saying thrown in. It was the episode “You Look Familiar” but the site says nothing about when it was filmed.
The only thing I can find about her contract are old articles from 07-08 saying that her contract was renewed through 2010. Who knows? Maybe for the next few years she’ll be content with her talk show, since she already does cooking demos on that anyway.
I’ve seen that ‘angry’ disposition too. She cooked like a robot with lots of silence and barely looked at the camera. Chalked it up to a conflict w/ the cameraman or PMS.
I’d pay to see that action.
As would I. And by ‘pay’, I mean download it for nothing off of Redtube….
funny how she mentioned her beautiful audience. They’re all gorgeous because they’ve all worked so hard to follow Rachey’s “Rules of Attendance”.
I dunno…I’ve seen some heifers who are obviously eating her cooking, especially in the portion sizes she demos. Of course, said heifers are generally confined to back rows, unless they’re part of a segment.
WHOA! Ray Ray and Tina Fey? Dare I take that any further?
How can I get in on that Rachel/Tina action?????
Big surprise there. RR already has a pitt bull with a red nose. Now she wants Tina Fey, who impersonates a pit bull with lipstick. Maybe RR is a closet Sarah Palin kinda gal?
My thoughts exactly. haha
Kuddos for Rach for not “gaying” for a hot sexy women with fake boobs and botox… Tina Fey is so run of the mill in her looks. She is not what I call Hot – that says a lot about Rachael’s depth. Don’t ya think?
Tina’s fairly attractive, I think. Not a Playboy bunny, for sure, but I’d say she’s passably pretty. Those bunnys, you know, if you look at their faces they usually are kinda ugly. They only have boobs and long, fake hair and fake eyelashes and tanner, so you look at that.
Look at her hubby… she clearly doesn’t go for attractive.
A husby like that would certainly make me gay.
OK, I’ll do it…
Rachael Gay
$40 a Gay
Extra Virgin Lesbian Libido (EVLL)
And might I suggest:
Rachael Ray’s Eating Out at the Y
Eating Vagitarian with Rachael Ray
Fish Taco Daze with Rachael Ray
And this is sure to be a big hit:
Cusimano’s AssMaster School of Backseat Driving
I’ll bet laying next to that skeevy husby of hers amped up the lesbionic feelings. Tina Fey? Midget hobo freeloader?
That ain’t to difficult to figure out.
So what is Husby mean?
That’s what Aarti calls her creepy unwashed husband.
i watch craig ferguson almost every night. thank god i wasn’t watching last night
She even had her tongue flicks happening. A dress that did nothing for her. And banal as can be.
I can’t imagine Tine Fey would be gay for her.
RayRay yodeling in Tina Fey’s gulley? Hrmph. I’m pretty sure I’d watch that. Just sayin’.