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New game! Spot the borderline inappropriateness in Ace Of Cakes episodes!
Last week, we were treated to a gigantic airbrushed peen. This week, the word “DOUCHE” was written on a piece of paper in Elena’s workspace:
James wrote in with the tip, and added: “I don’t know if that’s her new title at the bakery, or her shopping list, or what. They certainly seem to be seeing what they can sneak by the standards though.”
I can’t wait to see what next week brings. Unless, of course, it’s a fondant replica of Geof’s manhood that they “accidentally” left sitting in the corner. Shudder.
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31 Responses
Why is Ace of Cakes a go to prime time show? It is an absolute mystery to me. Remember when it was Emeril Live? Even during the really annoying full of him self period, it was still the main prime time show.
I’m intrigued by girls like the one on NCIS, or the one on American Picker, but they can’t carry a show by themselves. The weirdness on Ace is not enough.
She points to it whenever Duff comes over.
What’s next? You know the “Dick in the popcorn” gag?
http://media.lunch.com/d/d7/184716.jpg
It’s going to be that with cake.
You suggested it’s her shopping list, I thought it was her to-do list.
Rollin’ in the aisle over here! Too funny!
That was my first thought, too, Amy! LOL!
Isn’t Geof banging the chick with the huge gums, Lauren? Maybe he does need a fondant replica of his unit afterall.
Geoff? Banging a female? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp*I need to catch my breath*…HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh god, now my stomach hurts…
exactly my reaction!!
Ace of Cakes is the one show on FN that I Absolutely.Will.Not.Watch. Even over The Neeleys, RR,aunt sandy, and Guy’s various junkets.
The cakes are not that interesting, the cast defines weird but at the heart of it is Goldman himself. Take away that braying jackass laugh and the word “awesome” and all you have left is an ugly, repulsive toadstool with a disgusting in-your-face-personna.
And he can’t read and talk at the same time. They keep airing that commercial where he stutters and mumbles his way
through the prompter text for the great American Bakesale cause. He makes Aaron McCargo sound elequent.
This is one show I just do not get AT ALL. I can understand the demographics for some of theother shows I dislike but what audience is attracted by Goldman and his lame, fondant suffocated show? Can they actually concentrate on the commercials that mercifully break up the show into segments?
Feeble minded people enjoy watching the show.They think this is how a “bakery” is run. I find Goldman equally as reprehensible when he starts opening his fat cakehole on Best Thing I Ever Inhaled. He makes me wanna puke.Seriously.
Renee, don’t hold back — tell us how you really feel.
It appeals to the “stoner” demographic. I’m pretty sure once the cameras are turned off, Duff & co. break out the doobies and bongs.
I used to watch AoC, but it quickly became the “Drape everything in fondant and let Duff take the credit Show”. Everybody on the show does work except Duff. In one episode, he slept in the middle of the store while the cast slaved to meet deadlines. Duff only delivers the cakes if it’s going to a party or movie premiere so he can meet celebrities and get his picture taken. Even worse, when Alaska commissioned a cake to celebrate 50 years of statehood, Duff got to go on a free vacation while the others did the actual work of making the cake. What a douche.
Actually, I’m quite sure even the stoner demographic is too smart to watch AoC. As disgusting as it is to see Duff’s greasy face normally, I’d hate to think what drugs would bring to the equation. DX
Renee–I agree EXACTLY. I’ll take anything over AoC. ANYTHING. I don’t get it. All it is is a bunch fugly people whining and putting fondant on stupidcakes. It isn’t even a challenge. The only thing the have is once and a while they’ll make a cake for Steve Carrel or Tina Fey’s show’s parties and you get to see them eat the cake for a min. at the end. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I don’t know about Geof, but I suspect a fondant version of Duff’s manhood would be hard to find. No, really, it’s that small. It’s hard to find.
Ferd, have you never picked through fingerling potatoes?
Maybe it is a comment on the freshness of the cakes
It’s part of the recipe for their new Summer’s Eve-flavored ganache.
Ahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!! ;)
They’re foreshadowing the new AOC spinoff, The Adult Novelty Bakery, coming soon to Food Network LateNite!
If you think that’s a bad thought, just imagine if FN really had a LateNite, and it featured new, mature-themed shows from the likes of Sandra Lee, Rachael Ray, and Paula Deen.
Isn’t that why Duff and Mary Alice were out in Cali looking at a new shop next to a strip club?
That douche card has actually been there in a couple of other episodes. I noticed it a few weeks ago and was wondering why it was there.
The only attention Duff’s receiving is from FNH.
This show does suck and is incredibly boring, looks like they’re just goofing around in the office.
I second Renee’s comment on 09/08/2010.
I think it’s a hint from Duff that she has an odor problem.
I actually used to enjoy this show, primarily for the bevy of quirky, artsy females on staff. Early on, it was mostly about making cakes and getting them delivered to various people in the Baltimore area. Now it’s mostly about how famous and amazing Duff is and how he gets to mingle with other famous, amazing stars. Very sad.
FYI: My sister-in-law runs the bar/restaurant across the street from Charm City Cakes (The Dizz). From what I’ve heard, most of the CCC staff are cool people, but Duff is truly a complete dick.
Gross. Two things I definitely do not want near any bakery product of mine are genitalia or the cleansing products thereof.
I just saw a show where Ace of Cakes people made a cake in honor of a school music teacher in New York. I believe Duff or his show used the word ‘awesome’ 3 times and the kids used the same word twice.
I’m sick of hearing that word 5 times in 30 minutes.
I actually really love AoC and find it hilarious. That said, I’d LOVE a fondant replica of Geof’s manhood; Geof and Ben make me flush with desire ;)