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FNH VIDEO: Duff Goldman Eating An Invisible Peen To Porn Music
Posted on October 26th 2010 by Jillian Madison

If you can’t make it out, Duff’s saying “mouth full of meat” and “feel that sauce just dripping down the back of your throat.” Enjoy!


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    25 Responses

  1. Amber says:
    October 26, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    Oh my god, soooooo funny.

    Reply
  2. Silvio says:
    October 26, 2010 at 2:30 pm

    The bearded pygmy returns.
    It’s been awhile since FNH paid him any attention.
    Thanks for reminding me he’s still around.

    Reply
  3. CariJo says:
    October 26, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    Aw come on now! He HAD to be doing that for our benefit, right!?

    Reply
  4. Evan Thomas says:
    October 26, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    Oh my God, that was HYSTERICAL

    Reply
  5. Jenn says:
    October 26, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    I think I just threw up a little.

    Reply
  6. Bonzy22 says:
    October 26, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    haha! And I love the porn music

    Reply
  7. Boresville says:
    October 26, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    Cupping those balls like a pro!

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  8. Trudi Jespersen says:
    October 26, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    YUCK!!

    Reply
  9. Hazel-rah says:
    October 26, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.

    Reply
  10. Plumpy says:
    October 26, 2010 at 8:04 pm

    He swallows. Who knew?

    Reply
  11. Tina says:
    October 26, 2010 at 8:06 pm

    That is TOO funny! lol

    Reply
  12. Fia says:
    October 27, 2010 at 3:40 am

    Oh, Duff, You’re not supposed to bite it.

    Reply
  13. Brad says:
    October 27, 2010 at 6:27 am

    Why does his beard go all the way to his eyeballs? Missing link or ratard?

    Reply
  14. GreenJeans says:
    October 27, 2010 at 7:56 am

    Must poke eyes out! Cannot be unseen.

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  15. FNFAN says:
    October 27, 2010 at 8:02 am

    that was hot

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  16. reneedog says:
    October 27, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    He defines “repulsive”

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  17. Mike says:
    October 27, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    Well, thanks, now I have a warm sensation in my pants…. from peeing myself laughing!

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  18. Lee says:
    October 28, 2010 at 2:06 am

    Those first 20 seconds… ew

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  19. Ron says:
    October 28, 2010 at 7:17 am

    Dude needs to turn his hat around, find a razor, take a shower and remember that when you’re short, fat and bald, you are genetically predisposed to NOT being cool…EVER!
    How did doof and the other asshat Guy Fairy get “cool” and “douchebag” so bass ackwards???

    Reply
  20. FuryOfFirestorm says:
    October 29, 2010 at 11:53 am

    That’s it Duff! Cradle the balls, work the shaft, swallow the gravy! (or in this case, cake batter?)

    Reply
  21. jennylola says:
    November 11, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!! hysterical and grody all at once. it’s almost…almost as bad as that cross-eyed youtube guy who simulates how he licks you know what.

    Reply
  22. Matthew says:
    November 22, 2010 at 1:27 pm

    No Porn Wocka Wocka!!

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  23. Viv says:
    August 25, 2011 at 6:37 pm

    Why am I just finding this now? I almost peed, I laughed so hard.
    Thank you?

    Reply

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