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Shouldn’t that be, “REALLY GOOD store bought” is fine?
The look on her face in the “liqueur” one is priceless.
I always chuckle when she says “homemade chicken stock is best but if you don’t have any, store bought is OK too”. Sure, I always have homemade chicken stock hanging out in plastic quart containers in my huge freezer. I always have time to make a huge pot of chicken stock that, when finished and strained, only makes a quart of liquid.
Okay, here’s mine:
“If you don’t have gay friends,
Bisexual friends are fine.”
Reg, I was making some similar to that; I settled on “If you don’t have gay friends to invite to dinner, I can make you one.”
I don’t watch her show; it’s damn near enough to make me swear off women.
My gay friends tell me that Ina is sexy enough to make them consider ‘going straight’!
That may not work, she only has The GOOD GAYS.
Too funny, Reg. :D
Right we dont want to offend Ina. Seeing as how im gay and all, she might come and kidnap me in my sleep.
“If you can’t afford to live in the Hamptons … well, I can’t say anyplace is fine. You may as well just kill yourself, loser.”
“If you can’t afford to live in the hamptons, a McMansion is fine.”
Even though I find these absolutely hilarious, I think Ina’s being (slightly) undeservedly picked on. At least she doesn’t raise chickens that lay blue and green eggs like Martha Stewart does.
Youre right. I guess Ina’s arent the GOOD eggs then
OMG hilarious! “If you can’t have another house built on your property and use its kichen instead, cooking in your original kitchen is fine.”
These are fabulous. It’s why I love watching her show. She’s really personable and yet just pretentious enough to be hilarious.
Not gonna lie, I’d pose as a gay man to get in her circle of friends she cooks for! LOL
Me too! I would love to be her neighbor.
LOL then I will pose as a lesbian gardener and try to get in her good graces as well! My hubby is already in love with her and has suggested a ‘threesome’ . . . he doesn’t think Jeffrey will object!
If you can’t plant and grow your own crocus plants so you can pick your own saffron….
I’ve done this. Not gonna lie.
LOL!
the stamens of crocuses…
“can you imagine collecting those?”
i recently saw 2 different episodes that were filmed afew years apart, she said the exact same thing about saffron.
“how easy was that?”
hilarity!!
http://memegenerator.net/Snooty-TV-Chef/ImageMacro/2873592/If-you-dont-have-a-gaggle-of-gay-friends-to-feed-your-football-buddies-will-do-
lullzzz
Sorry, but you had me at the TV that would automatically mute when Guy Fieri comes on. ~What was that? Ina Garten? Good Chocolate? Oh, I can just melt my Hershey’s chocolate bars if that is all I have? Cool.~
“If you can’t build a grain silo, plant wheat, thresh it and mill it…then store bought flour is fine. But it better be good flour, or I swear to sweet baby Jesus, I will come to your house and set your Sex & City DVDs on fire!”
“If you don’t have access to the dried tears of baby unicorns, the dried tears of a female Hungarian pegasus will do. The depth of flavor won’t be the same but it will still be good!”
“If you don’t have an extremely large denim shirt, polyester is fine.”
its a shent, not a shirt, LOL good one though!
http://memegenerator.net/Snooty-TV-Chef/ImageMacro/2888532/If-you-dont-have-gays-to-gather-lemons-out-of-your-orchard-Mexicans-are-fine
I’ve noticed here lately on her shows that her hair is always in her face.
Don’t be hatin’ on Ina. I’ve loved her ever since she said she hated cilantro.
Thank you for your eloquent, in-depth reasoning and flawless logic. I bow to your literary superiority and world-class debate skills. You have convinced me to construct a shrine to the Shentessa.
LMAO, If you dont have Yankee Candles for your shrine, Wal-Mart will do.
me too!
.0LOL then I will pose as a lesbian gardener and try to get in her good graces as well! My hubby is already in love with her and has suggested a ‘threesome’ . . . he doesn’t think Jeffrey will object!
hahahah you guys kill me. My favorite memgenator is when Jill put : My Gays run me ragged ! hahahaha.
Hahaha oh Lord I love her.
If you don’t come from a wealthy family and don’t have time to marry a rich guy and move to the gay neighborhood in the Hamptons, don’t worry, your pathetic, store-bought life will be just fine.
If you didn’t raise 7 babies to pick the cotton to make your 100% cotton shirt, then you need to or don’t watch my show.
I just wanted to say, I hate this bitch worth a passion. It makes me sick that she thinks she is better than everyone because she’s in the “hamptoons”.
Paco, don’t be a hater . . . Ina does NOT think she is better than anyone because she lives in the Hamptons. You don’t know what you are talking about. She really came through for those of us in Joplin, Missouri who lost our homes, our friends and family members to the EF-5 tornado May 22nd. Ina is a Mensch and a very loving, caring person. Don’t be ‘hating’ her just because she is successful. You prob. voted for Obama didn’t you, you miserable, liberal POS.
[...] The Ina Garten Meme: Store bought is okay. Really good store bought is okay. You know what though? I switched to “really good” store bought mayo (Duke’s) and it is, in fact, much better than Hellmann’s. [...]
“If you don’t have time to travel to Haiti, amass a small amount of wealth, start a sugar plantation, hire hundreds of ethnic workers to harvest the cane for you, then process it-
STOREBOUGHT SUGAR IS FINE.”
I ♥ Ina Garten xD
I still love when she talked smack about Tablescapes from another certain FN “star”
http://memegenerator.net/Snooty-TV-Chef/ImageMacro/3804803/If-you-dont-have-an-army-of-gays-ready-to-create-a-table-setting-for-you-at-a-moments-notice-TABLESC
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Seriously though, what’s with all the gay men???? Does Ina not have any straight friends? I would love to be a SFOA (‘straight friend of Ina’s') Where do I sign up? I think she would benefit from the candor and friendship that a straight female friend can provide!
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