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Archives for "October, 2010"

Posted by FNH Guest Blogger on 27th October 2010
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Woman Calls Ina Out Over “Good” Ingredients

[Ed. note: Ina Garten has a segment on her show called Ask Ina, where she answers e-mails and video questions sent in by viewers. This weekend, a woman named Cathy Wawrzaszek (can I buy a vowel?!) totally called Ina Garten out on her use of the word "good." This is Mark Hastings' take on the [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 27th October 2010
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Ladies And Gentlemen: SCARROTS

Wow! Edgy baby carrots! And they come with temporary tattoos. What a nice touch! (Please note: if you pass these out on Halloween, you’re just asking for your house to be egged. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 27th October 2010
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Halloween Costume Suggestions For The Food Network Chefs: Part 2

What should the Food Network hosts be for Halloween? Here are a few ideas: Ina & Jeffrey Garten: clueless tourists Giada: wet t-shirt contest winner Sandra Lee: a box of Franzia wine Melissa d’Arabian: giving birth to Bob Tuschman

Posted by Jillian Madison on 27th October 2010
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Paula Deen Named Grand Marshal Of 2011 Rose Parade

Yesterday afternoon, news broke that Paula Deen was named the Grand Marshal of the 2011 Rose Bowl. There’s not much to say about this other than… WHATCHU TALKIN’ BOUT, WILLIS? Sure, Paula’s a lovely woman, but this is an honored position that’s usually held by the most distinguished people on the planet. Previous Grand Marshals [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 26th October 2010
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FNH VIDEO: Duff Goldman Eating An Invisible Peen To Porn Music

If you can’t make it out, Duff’s saying “mouth full of meat” and “feel that sauce just dripping down the back of your throat.” Enjoy!


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