Archives for "October, 2010"
Costume Suggestions For Food Network Chefs: Part 1
What should the Food Network hosts be for Halloween? Here are a few ideas:
Sandra Lee’s Signature Is Semi-Homemade, Too
FNH reader Evan just got a promotional e-mail from the Food Network about Sandra Lee’s signed “cookbook.” They included a photo of the book, along with her “signature”: “What does that even say,” Evan asked. “It looks like Sb.” Hmm. Maybe that stands for Signed bookplate? Or maybe it’s Shitty book, Stupid bitch, or Saggy [...]
The Worst Bobby Flay “Recipe” Of All Time
A lot of recipes on the Food Network’s website are simple and straight-forward, but this gem from Bobby Flay really takes the cake: Wow. This is some straight-up Sandra Lee shit right here. Go to store! Buy steak! And then… pay attention, because this is where it gets complicated… BRUSH IT WITH OLIVE OIL AND [...]
This Just In: Rachael Ray Hates Unicorns
Breaking news from the land of Rachael Ray: According to a recent interview with Entertainment Weekly, not only does she HATE unicorns, but she wants to see them get “punched in the face.” The horror! EW: Do you ever worry that there can be only so much happiness in the universe, and that every time [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










