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Sucking On Bones Makes Paula Deen Horny
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Well, yeah. If that isn’t the most vomit-worthy post title in the history of the internet, I don’t know what is.
It was necessary, though. You see, over the weekend, Paula Deen told the world that she loves “sucking and gnawing” on ox-tail bones with Michael. Still not enough info? Well, as it turns out, all that bone licking makes the two of them feel “romantical.”
I enjoy Paula Deen as much as the next girl, but that doesn’t mean I want to visualize her blowing her sea captain husband. Shudder.
Here’s the video. A word to the wise: don’t watch while eating.
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41 Responses
Oh my Lawd.
I tried to watch that video, honest I did…but as soon as she said ox-tails, I had to cut it off. I’m not that brave.
I lasted until she said that “you suck on them, suck on them” complete with hand motions.
Pass the brain bleach, please!
Oh my gawd, why Jesus why? At least Jamie and Bobby were there? Ahhhhh! Next she’ll have a line of sex toys.
“Next she’ll have a line of sex toys.”
And they will probably look like food, knowing Pauler!
With “I can’t believe it’s not butter” lubricant !!!
Ewwww…….I wasn’t eating but still felt like vomiting.
WEREN’T THERE
It should be a complete and total felony for Paula to EVER say the word ”suck” again!!
I agree!!!
Old Mike must have a good supply of the little blue pill.
and ox tails.
I know Paula has a boatload of fans but I’m not one of them. When she is in her ‘sexy’ mode she’s a complete ‘turnoff’. Her regular show is quite embarrassing to watch when she gets in the face of her male guests. She should just stay in her ‘Butter Queen’ mode. She’s way more tolerable then.
Oh WOW, well another TMI moment. Molly McButter strikes again.
Kinda like walkin’ in on your gramma and grampa….
let’s not.
Is that you, Linda? :) Fancy ‘meeting’ you here :)
It’s so sad. She just keeps getting goofier and goofier. Someone needs to sit and have a talk with her before she totally crashes and burns.
LOL, you guys crack me up. Old people have sex too! Honestly, I hope that when I’m Paula’s age, I still get as much enjoyment suckin’ on a bone as I do now.
*o*
I know old folks can and do get it on, but I don’t want to hear about it. I don’t want to hear about it from a young’un, neither.
Lana, suck away, just don’t tell me about it!!
Why did I click on the arrow? WHY? That was disturbing.
I still can’t believe she suffered from agoraphobia years ago. She’s so over-the-top now. I don’t get it.
It’s not uncommon to go from one extreme to another…
Congratulations, Paula, you have reached an alltime low.
Dear God why didn’t I heed the warning?? Why Why Why???
I am so with you. I really do not..OH damn, I gotta sign off and wash my mind and eyes out with drano..
BARF! Where in the hell did she get the word “romantical”?! I hate when she says it. She’s sounds like a south Georgia cracker!!!
As much as I really enjoy this site I am beginning to think that there are perhaps a few things that need not be shared.
However can’t say I’m surprised that Big Paula enjoy some sucking. Just ask the married man she was doing when she met her husband. I think the real story is that Tugboat-Willie or what ever his name is husband of hers gets off on sucking bones. Which begs the question what kind of a relationship does he have with Bobby?
I literally snorted all over myself at “Tugboat Willie.”
Speaking of Bobby, does he still date that actress Katy Mixon? I haven’t seen her posing for the cameras lately on momma’s show. That relationship seemed so staged anyway.
Well, I was going to have dinner.
Was.
It looks a little bit like she’s on E. The way she rubs her cheeks like that at the end of the video? Uh huh.
Okay, Paula, that’s…odd. When you ask most people their idea of a romantic dinner, oxtail bones is not the first thing that leaps to their minds. It’s not a big menu item on Valentine’s Day. And the way she’s looking so sly and coquettish, it’s like she expects everyone to agree with her. On what planet is this woman from???
Reminds me of this… no me gusta http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neDEjrU9mCg
I’m just happy she’s not talking about tossing his salad or fudgepacking.
A better question would be, “What’s DOESN’T make Paula horny?”
There’s not a receptacle big enough to hold all the vomit that clip will bring about….
EWWWWWWWWW… just EWWWWWWW and you can tell she KNOWS what shes saying by the look on her face and the way she says “Suuuuck”. reminds me of the breakfast in bed show she did that ended with her and hubby in bed together… ewwww
That’s just fucking disturbing. All around disturbing.
I happened to be reading this while listening my “Disco Sucks” play list. Strangely, the song that was playing was “Get Off” by Foxy, then More More More by The Andrea True Connection. I am scarred for life.
I feel violated now…I’ve never eaten oxtails, now I know for certain that I never will be able to try them. Why did you have to do that Pauler?! *shudders*
Oh, yes… very…err…”romantical”…
It sounds to me like all she is is sexually frustrated.