Archives for "November, 2010"
5 Best Quotes From Paula Deen’s Interview With The OC Register
Paula Deen just did a revealing interview with the Orange County Register, where she admitted she doesn’t work out and referenced the Food Network Humor Drinking Game. Sweet! These are our 5 favorite moments from the article: 1. “I’d rather the house got beat up than me,” she said about filming Paula’s Best Dishes at [...]
Are Giada And John Mayer Making Sweet Passionate Mascarpone Together?
Giada and John Mayer are totally doing it… at least according to Star Magazine, who reported the two are involved in a “steamy romance.” This is based on the fact that an eyewitness saw them at Hotel Gansevoort walking into a suite together. Yeah. Seems really legit. Giada, who is married to Todd Thompson, insists [...]
Amazon Customers Hate Ina’s New Book (But Love Claire’s & Alton’s)
How Easy Is That? Not very easy at all – at least according to the Amazon Customer Reviews on Ina Garten’s newest cookbook. More than half of its 45 ratings have been only 1 or 2 stars (out of a possible 5). I’m not surprised to hear that, considering one of Ina’s “useful” tips was [...]
Is This What Our Lives Have Come To?
I don’t know about you guys, but I blame Tyler Florence for this. (via Twitpic)
The Most Ridiculous Food Network “Recipe” Of All Time
I’ve been noticing a lot of pointless recipes on the Food Network’s website lately (Robin Miler’s carrot ginger salad anyone?) but this one really takes the cake. Ladies and gentlemen, behold: RACHAEL RAY’S LATE NIGHT BACON RECIPE: That’s right! Are you ready for your ingredient list? Here we go. You’ll need….. brace yourselves……… BACON! Once [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










