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VIDEO: Paula Deen on Craig Ferguson
Posted on November 27th 2010 by Jillian Madison

I didn’t know it was possible to cram so many sexual innuendos into one 13-minute segment.  Prepare yourselves for nuts, balls, and teabags galore:



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    30 Responses

  1. Lana says:

    LOL!
    “The Jam in the Pan goes on the Ham”
    Shades of Dr. Seuss

  2. MsFoodie says:

    It’s just a wall o’ HTML at the moment Jill.

  3. Robert says:

    This is the Paula I grew to hate then swung back to loving. I love dirty Paula who only comes out after hours. I have since she danced like a rhino in heat on the time traveling episode of Paula’s Party. With Ferguson, she was downright charming again.

  4. Kathy says:

    I’m afraid to click on this.

  5. J. Thomps says:

    Lol, that looked like one big uncoordinated disaster

  6. cloverleaf says:

    I watch Craig nightly, but had to switch over to HLN after about 5 minutes of the Paula segment…..really unwatchable. :p

  7. Drew says:

    i watched it live, and never realised how much of a whore paula deen is.

  8. Valerie says:

    I watched this the other night! Other than Paula’s shameless plug for her Smithfield ham (3:18) , I really enjoyed these 2 together :)

    • Cayenne says:

      Agree with you! Craig’s riff on Paula’s overdone Southern drawl is terrific. Would like a slice of that cake – does look scrumptious.

  9. thisboytony says:

    does anyone think this was

    A) awkward

    B) annoying

    C) difficult to follow

    D) all of the above

    but seriously, why does every food segment on a night time talk show have to be so goofy? do paula and her food network minions ever stop to think to themselves, “maybe someone would like to know how to make whatever it is im making, so im just gonna be myself and play it cool and not act like a complete R TARD with the host”

    just sayin..

  10. Kocinera says:

    I’m a huge Craig Ferguson fan, so I found this hilarious. Things always go awry whenever there’s a chef demonstration on that show. xD

  11. This was totally hilarious. How come I’ve never heard of Craig Ferguson?

    And did he say, “This is my ‘ooh la la’ show”? Best bleep on the planet.

    I posted this link on FB.”

    BTW, I totally cannot watch Paula’s Party, but I loved the way this guy made fun of her “accent.”

    • cloverleaf says:

      Seriously, cf? You’ve never heard of Craig Ferguson? He recently won a Peabody Award for his show. He’s my favorite late night host. :)

      • Kari says:

        I thought it was pretty funny too, but alas Paula’s awkward side came out alot near the end. Stuffing her face like a piglet.

  12. CEQ says:

    Couldn’t even watch 2 minutes of this. Headache……

  13. Ray says:

    Love Craig (his autobiography is very entertaining!), but I had to tune this out.

  14. Carly says:

    I love Craig Ferguson; he can make absolutely anyone watchable and hilarious. I love the way he kept calling her “baby”!

  15. boke1 says:

    Hay-um with jay-um in the pay-un. Cookin’ with gay-us. I don’t stay-und up the hay-um in the pay-un. She’s so full of shit with that accent. Really overdoing it these days.

  16. julia says:

    this was hilarious… basically no cooking happened, just a bunch of sex jokes HAHAHAHAH

  17. Lostah says:

    I made it to the end and she even through in a Paula’s signature cross-eyed food taste.

  18. FatCat says:

    haha too freakin funny for me!!!

  19. reneedog says:

    You know what? I’m sick of watching Paula on her FN shows, she’s a bore there and her food is disgusting.

    But in this kind of situation, she really turns it on and fits in. I thought she really held her own with Ferguson and gave him a lot of competition. She really didn’t miss a trick. I could watch her in this kind of show.

    She gave Craig a run for his money and matched him innuendo for innuendo. Good job , Pauler!!!!

    But… she sure turned up the accent here which tells me that probably most of the accent she uses on TV is manufactured. Jam has become a two syllable word as has ham. “Ja-yam”. While oil remains one syllable “Eerl”

    And in addition to the accent, her voice was much huskier than usual. It sounded like she smoked a carton of Marlboros and also threw back a pint of bourbon or two. She sounded like one of those old ladies with whiskey voices.

    But nitpicking aside I liked this skit a lot. It seemed like a lot of fun. Much better than the “Paula’s Best Meals” I saw part of yesterday morning where she made a pie crust that had a record amount of fat in it. I can’t imagine how the thing would bake without all melting down the sides of the pie dish , sliding into the filling. Gross

  20. Silvio says:

    She is a pig. P.I.G.

  21. Mike says:

    i love craig, and am a faithful viewer. that being said, i cant believe he said paula is the best cook hes ever met. i mean he has wolfgang puck on his show fairly regularly, along with jose andres and several other notables.

  22. Wolf says:

    “didn’t know it was possible to cram so many sexual innuendos into one 13-minute segment. Prepare yourselves for nuts, balls, and teabags galore:”

    You must not watch Craig then. Shame for you.

  23. Val says:

    That is THE MOST funniest thing i have EVER seen! I was literally ROFLing and in tears!

  24. Holiday says:

    I can’t stand anything about this woman. Her eyes look like they’ll suck your soul clean out of your body, and her atrocious fake accent..
    I live in southern Mississippi, where it doesn’t get any more country than the redneck fools we have out here, I’ve lived here as long as I’ve been alive, and I haven’t heard ANYONE with an accent like that. I thank the powers that be that I don’t have a disgusting accent like hers, even though I don’t think anyone does and that she’s completely faking it.
    Anyway, I didn’t watch all of the video. I stopped it shortly after she licked his shirt. Like, okay, that’s completely normal?

  25. My Name says:

    YOU have an act-see-ant!

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