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Apparently for no other reason than to promote his ugly line of JK Livin apparel (that’s Just Keep Livin’ – with the letter “G” removed because it’s much cooler that way), Matthew McConaughey will be on a special episode of Guy’s Big Bite this Saturday, December 18 at 8 pm EST. This is a match made in heaven, considering how much McConaughey and Fieri have in common. They’re both middle aged douchebags that you sort of just want to kick in the groin without really knowing why. They have annoying voices, fugly wardrobes, phony personalities, and in 10-15 years no one will remember who the hell they were.
The good news is that if the world doesn’t blow up as a result of them blasting through the airwaves, the episode should be hilarious. There’s McConaughey cooing over “fresh squeezed lime juice” like it’s liquid gold. There’s Fieri wearing a hideous JK Livin visor that makes him look like his double-wide is parked out front. And of course, there’s the two of them playing an impromptu bongo interlude. Give me a fucking break.
Keep living… er- LIVIN… that rockstar dream, Fieri. And McConaughey, keep your shirt on and your marijuana hidden this time, you tool.
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56 Responses
at least Matthew is nice to look at – when he takes his shirt off, anyway.
So does Guy….
*sarcasm*
you owe me a monitor.
coke. spewed. everywhere.
“keep your marijuana hidden this time, you tool.”
snort.
Liquid gold? More like “Fool’s Gold” am I right? Right? R..Right? … Fuck you.
LOL made me laugh…
Why do they have to roll their lower lips in when they’re banging ..um….on the drums?
My first reaction, too. It’s a kraisy kool kat kind of thing to do.
I believe that’s called the White Man’s Overbite, or Douchelip.
And notice how McConaugay has a tea-towel over his left shoulder…just in case he has to hop up and wipe up some of the crap they are cooking.
What I absolutely love is watching Guy’s head snap back up at the end of that .gif. It’s mesmerising.
I’m in an appreciative mood today, so I’m VERY grateful that they didn’t play the bongos naked. I would just have to shoot myself immediately…
Brain bleach. Thanks for reminding me that I need to lay in a supply of brain bleach.
LOL Jillian ur being too harsh on McConaughey. Whatever douchebagginess may or may not be there is MORE than made up for in his sheer hotness.
Eh, that’s debatable. He’s got a great bod, but his face looks like “Handsome Squidward.” There are other stars who are way hotter inside and out.
handsome squidward? lololol. Matthew McConaughey is definitely the hot version of Guy Fieri. His personality and voice are so grating and overbearing.
Handsome Squidward! Ha!
“Handsome Squidward” ref is AWESOME! LOL I thought I was the only one who ever refered to people as having Handsome Squidward face! That’s fantastic! :D
Agree…agree….agree!!!!
Me too! Put a bag over Matthew’s head and then he is hot.
Yeah, his head is a dealbreaker.
Don’t think he looks hot at all.
Nice bodies on guys are not rare, you really need a good face to go with it or else , ICK!
LOL his head is a dealbreaker. I can’t stop laughing.
I second the comment of Matthew for eye candy. No speaking, please.
Guy can bite one, for real.
What’s with Guy’s visor? Or should I call it a Guysor? McConaughey. Probably told Miley where to get her salvia. Or as speech impaired Lori Stokes on ABC news called – saliva.
It’s a doucheplosion.
Love it when Matt comes in and rubs Guy’s belly.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ceag00ZX_lw/TQZ3x-ARB2I/AAAAAAAABRE/t6Wq9sVGES4/s1600/MattRubsGuysBelly.JPG
*wicked grin*
Intimate? Yes, FNH, oh yes.
Guy looks like a happy chipmunk in that photo o.o
In that pic Guy looks like the Pillsbury Doucheboy.
ROFL!!
I bet Guy is thinking this is so “kewl” – we are all thinking of how lame it is. JK Livin? Give me a break.
Not lame. Guy–maybe, but Matt ain’t lame. And JK Livin’ comes from obne of Matthew’s lines from the SO not lame film “Dazed and Confused”.
I no more understand why women fawn over Matthew McConaughey than I understand why they fawn over glittery vampire boy or cuddly werewolf boy from the Twilight movies. McCanaughey has a nice enough body if you like that buff, over-toned muscle head stuff, but his face is so off putting for some reason. He also comes across as such a tool. Ugh. Give me Christopher Eccleston or David Tennant any day.
Well, IMHO Matthew McConaughey is hot. For me, his best moments are when he’s shirtless and NOT fumbling any sentences.
Still, I couldn’t date him. No matter how hot the douche is, I can’t go out with a douche.
Totally agreed. WTF sparkling vampires, WTF.
Christopher Eccleston is way hot, but David Tennant? He looks like a child and he’s too skinny. Just ew.
WTF!!. Ferry is some type of friggin, shade tree bong player now!? Diiiiiiip Shiiiiiiit!!!!
Oh great’ now every food-network show will have an self over inflated celebrity, I had to look at his face before I even knew who she was talking about. I’ve seen him on a couple of movies he’s okay’ but I can’t see why anyone would make a hype over him.
Ass barf…fucking Feri add to the fall of American with his China made glasses…boycott his products!
Oh god. A bongo interlude?!?!?! Food Network just OD’ed … Over-douched, that is.
lol @ OD = over douched
Be afraid. Be VERY afraid! “The Douche Factor” is about to rise exponentially on FN!
I would fawn over McConaughey even if he were on Aunt Sandy’s show. Not that Aunt Sandy could keep her clothes on and resist fawning over him, too.
Okay, now I wanna see Tilda Swinton on Secrets of a Restaurant Chef and the ghost of Anthony Quinn on Aarti Party.
Now!!!!!!
Whoever decided it’d be a great idea to have a Guy week should be taken out back and slapped around.
I have heard from friends who have worked on his movies that Matthew has some serious BO.
I’ve heard that. Brad Pitt, as well. Phew!
I bet Brad’s body odor is hot though
ummh! That’s enough commenting for me today
I completely agree with your assessment of McConaughey, Jillian. He’s so phony, full of himself, and just obnoxious, like he’s trying to lay on the “sexy” all the time. I don’t get his appeal (Though apparently it’s just that his looks must make up for all that).
These two are made for each other. Both total douche bags! McConaughey is SO full of himself and Guy considers himself the darling of TFN, I don’t know how they’ll fit their egos in the same room. It’s sure to be sickening beyond belief.
Armageddon has arrived. Be warned all. Two ass pirates in the same room, how the hell will the world recover?
When I saw the commercial for this episode, my mouth literally fell open. I found myself dumbfounded and uttering, “no…no…no…” through the whole thing.
Just…no. It hurts just thinking about it!
All we need is a side of Duff Goldman to have the Douche Trifecta.
Frikkin’ LOL!!!
In 10 years, Matthew McConaughey will be ten years older but the high school girls will be the same age.
Oh GOD. The two biggest Douches – together in the same room – SRSLY wtf.
What is Guys deal with getting dirty? I’m sorry, I am a chef and have worked in many a kitchen and I have never seen any chef so terrified of being dirty. Dude your shirts aren’t that great, stop being a girl and get your hands dirty.
I CANNOT wait to hear you both talk about this one! I saw the preview this morning and instantly got giddy over the jokes that are sure to flow!!