Archives for "December, 2010"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 17th December 2010

Origins Of Sandra Lee’s Horrifying Kwanzaa Cake

The Kwanzaa cake is like Freddy Krueger. IT REFUSES TO DIE! It made headlines once again yesterday, when a chef/food stylist named Denise Vivaldo stepped out of the shadows and admitted she, in fact, was the one who wrote the recipe for Sandra Lee. I don’t know what was more shocking to me – that [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 16th December 2010

Awful Food Network Fan Art

And now, a heartwarming selection of drawings of Food Network personalities. The artists get an “A” for effort, but in the end, they just didn’t really work out: Guy Fieri – minus a few chromosomes (drawing via) Paula Deen – with Michael Jackson’s nose. They didn’t even get her slogan right. Fail. (drawing via) Alton [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 16th December 2010

UPDATE: The FNH RSS Feed Is Working Again!

Posted by Jillian Madison on 15th December 2010

Rachael Ray Has Her Own CHRISTMAS CD

Gather ’round the tree, kids, because have I got a treat for you. Behold: Rachael Ray’s HOW COOL IS THAT? Christmas CD! Thankfully, it’s not a CD of Rachael butchering Oh Holy Night… thought on second thought, that might have been more entertaining. Actually, this little gem from Amazon is simply a mix of her [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 14th December 2010

Food Network “Knows About Romance” (Insert Eyeroll Here)

I was cringing my way through this weekend’s episode of Aarti Party (the one where “husby” showed up for a dinner party – we knew THAT was just a matter of time) when suddenly, a commercial for the new Reese Witherspoon movie How Do You Know came on. But this wasn’t just any ordinary commercial. [...]

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