Archives for "December, 2010"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 13th December 2010

Matthew McConaughey Will Be On Guy’s Big Bite

Apparently for no other reason than to promote his ugly line of JK Livin apparel (that’s Just Keep Livin’ – with the letter “G” removed because it’s much cooler that way), Matthew McConaughey will be on a special episode of Guy’s Big Bite this Saturday, December 18 at 8 pm EST. This is a match [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 10th December 2010

VIDEO: Giada Cooking With Ellen

Giada stopped by Ellen’s show yesterday to cook some orzo and pimp her line of 900 items at Target. The segment was incredibly awkward. Giada bragged about her products the whole time (“go ahead and stir MY orzo with MY SPOON, and make one of MY four coffees in MY coffee maker, Ellen!”) – and [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 10th December 2010

10 Things I Don’t Want To See On The Food Network In 2010: REVISITED

On December 30, 2009, I wrote an article called “10 Things I Don’t Want To See On The Food Network In 2010.” So, how did the Food Network do? Let’s go over the list and see if anything’s changed over the past 12 months: 1. Annoying family members Enough is enough, Food Network. I’m watching [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 9th December 2010

How To Make An Episode Of Barefoot Contessa

(originally posted on FNH on 1/13/2010)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 8th December 2010

Ironic Celebrity Chef Garbage Pail Kids

[Hey FNH! I'm traveling this week, so I've scheduled some of my favorite FNH material to re-post while I'm gone. If you're new, enjoy! If you're an old timer, enjoy it again! New postings will resume soon! -JM] While sorting through some boxes in my attic this weekend, I stumbled upon my old Garbage Pail [...]

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