I never got to NYC to see the Barney’s window this year, but thanks to Brie for snapping these photos for FNH! The windows were designed by Simon Doonan, and featured a bunch of celebrity chefs and Food Network personalities. Let’s have a closer look, shall we?

Here’s Paula Deen looking 10 years younger and 50 lbs lighter. Yes,her eyes were piercing blue… and yes, there were packs of butter crammed into the pockets at the bottom of her Snuggie.

What time is it? Time to be annoyed by Rachael Ray! Here she is, in all her cross-eyed glory, letting us know she’ll be in our faces UNTIL THE END OF TIME. Yum-o!

Anne Burrell was in the oven, and her hair was sticking up out of the door. Why? Because brown food tastes good!

Ina was covered in snow, and was biting down on the sharp edge of a huge knife. Way to “turn the volume up” on awful kitchen practices, Simon Doonan!

Sandra Lee was her usual plastic self! Note the lovely Cuomo button stuck to her pink Snuggie – a nice reminder that NY is one step closer to vodka vendors and Semi-Homemade episodes on the Jumbotron.

Simon Doonan really captured the Guy Ferry douche-factor quite nicely. A squirt bottle in his mouth, globs of food in his hair, black roots, and a plate of fatty food on his chest. He forgot the sunglasses and sweatband, though.

Claire didn’t get her own figure this year. Instead, her likeness was scrawled onto the back of a tacky gold plate. It actually just looked like a rejected prop from the set of the movie Avatar. Maybe next year, Claire!

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