Archives for "January, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 31st January 2011

Email Of The Week

If you’re looking for some insight about the intelligence of the contestants on Food Network shows, here you go! I just opened my e-mail to find this lovely little gem from Jodi: Yes, people really are this stupid, And yes, they’re Food Network fans. Jodi, if you’re reading this, you should have at least mentioned [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th January 2011

Food Network Humor Podcast: Episode 20

THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G’s onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten’s lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson’s annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible’s cheap makeovers, and more. (To save it to your computer, right click “Download Mp3″ and choose “Save As”) Please keep those voicemails, emails, and twitter questions [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 28th January 2011

Why Didn’t Anyone Tell Rachael Ray Her “EVOO Dispenser” Looks Like A Gigantic Peen?

I know I often have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy, but come on. Tell me this Rachael Ray “EVOO Dispenser” isn’t a dead ringer for the twig & berries: It also looks like… A GAS PUMP: A YIN-YANG SYMBOL: A NETI POT: AND A PORTABLE URINAL. YUM-O! And this lovely [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 28th January 2011

RIDICULOUS FOOD NETWORK RECIPE OF THE WEEK: Dark Chocolate As A Snack

It’s Friday! That means it’s time to showcase another ridiculous recipe from the Food Network’s annoying website! I usually write a few snarky sentences to go along with each recipe, but this week, I literally have no words whatsoever. It’s just that bad. Move over, Rachael Ray’s Late Night Bacon. Move over, Paula Deen’s English [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 27th January 2011

Worst Food Network “Tip” Of All Time?

I don’t know why, but I follow Food Network on Twitter. I guess I keep hoping they will say something interesting or enlightening, but they just keep letting me down. Take yesterday, for example. I cringed and held my tongue when I read this “tip” on how to make an Italian dinner from their Twitter [...]

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