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[Ed. note: This post was written and submitted by Alycia, an interior designer who blogs over at e-decorating.com. Luckily, she enjoys poking fun at Guy Fieri in her spare time.]
My husband is a fan of that tool, Guy Fieri. I have always thought this guy was a dope. From his stupid Lady Clairol dye job to his ridiculous arm bands on his forearms. Then there is the case of his autographed refrigerator.
Now, my husband is not a dummy, but for some crazy reason, he thought that this Guy Ferry (his real name is Ferry, another sign he is a tool) had his own line of refrigerators.
No, it seems that Guy autographed his own fridge. Is this the next sign in home decor? Autographing your own items because you’re a celebrity in your own mind?
Perhaps it is, if you’re a tool.
Then, my husband and I went on to imagine all the other wonderful items that Guy Fieri could start pimping out.
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31 Responses
Why not just put his face on the business end of a hammer? Two tools in one!
Kill me with a brick.
I’d totally buy some Guy coins.
dare I say … the Guy coins are Money! (awesome photoshopping)
:p
you crack me up!
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I cracked up at the t-shirt photo. How true!!!
I autographed a corn muffin, then I ate it. That ink tastes terrible.
LOVE IT. The plate with him in a tu-tu was fabulous. Really shows the inner Ferry.
Too bad he’s missing out on the obvious Summers Eve endorsement, because he doesn’t realize that he’s a douche….he actually believes himself to be cool!
These are hilarious – thanks!
I can see it now. Guy (“The Big D”) approaches a movie star, autograph book in hand, Big D signs his name and hands it to the real celeb.
I can totally see QVC or HSN picking up on this.
I can’t imagine what will happen once he starts to bald, less frosted tips for everyone.
In his defense his family name was originally Fieri. When his grandfather migrated to this country he was forced to change is surname to one that was more english sounding.
Wasn’t that his Great grandfather ?
So did he or did he not take the name Fieri in honor of his grandfather, whose name was Americanized upon arrival?
He always claims to be Italian. Was he born in Italy or America?
He is Italian/Irish and was born in Columbus.
The “I’m with stupid” shirt needs to happen…SUCH a good idea!
Holy crap! That was hilarious!
With the expression he has in that photo, I think he’d make a pretty fine blow-up-doll. For gay guys who like bears with mid-90s lesbian haircuts.
Come on everybody! Don’t you autograph your own fridge as well. I have signed mine and have personnally inked my stove, toaster oven, dishwasher as well as my garbage disposal! I want to make sure that anyone coming into my kitchen, knows who the appliances belong to.
Ho Hum…
That’s pretty funny Drew. What type of pen did you use ? Would a Sharpie do the trick ?
Sharpie and make sure to use a good sealant so that nobody can wipe that shit off!
The refrigerator is manufactured by Viking. The door is naturally red, with white decals attached per Guy’s design.
Oh yeah, he autographed his OWN refrigerator. What a tool…
He’s probab;y wondering why Viking didn’t want to market a Fieri signature line of appliances.
You do know he wears the armband to show that he’s thinking about his son right? Or did you not see that documentary?
He told his kid that he would wear it on the show when he was away for long periods of time, and his son would wear one too as a sort of connection thing.
That’s not being a tool. That’s being a caring parent.
I don’t care if he’s wearing it for Jesus Christ. He looks like a douchebag.
Thousands of famous celebrities communicate with their kids when they’re in movies, tv, red carpets, etc. There are several ways to do so without looking like a schmuck.
I think that is awesome. Some people have nothing better to do than complain. ^_^
He changed his last name back to the original name his family had when they came over on the boat. Nothing wrong with that.
The dude is definitely one of the biggest tools on tv, but cut him some slack on his name.
I’d sooner put my hand in the food processor than buy this shit.