Archives for "January, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 24th January 2011

Guy’s Big Douche-fest

Thanks to FNH reader Mark for submitting these photos from a 2007 episode of Guy’s Big Bite, where two of his loser friends “spontaneously” dropped by the set for a visit. According to Mark: “they were just as douchy as Guy himself. Check out the sunglasses on the back of their necks, the arm bands, [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 24th January 2011

Who The Hell Is ALDEN BROWN?

The fine folks at Glamour Mag did a little piece on Food Network Humor last week. Being mentioned in the news is awesome, but in this case it’s left me with a few questions: does anyone there even WATCH the Food Network? And who the hell is ALDEN BROWN?

Posted by Jillian Madison on 23rd January 2011

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Alec Baldwin & Mariska Hargitay On Barefoot Contessa

On this weekend’s asinine new episode of Barefoot Contessa, Ina Garten threw a luncheon to benefit a charity run by her “friend” Mariska Hargitay (eat your heart out, Jennifer Garner!) Basically, some rich white dude paid $100,000 at a celebrity auction so a few of his rich white female friends could have the honor of [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 21st January 2011

Ridiculous Food Network Recipe Of The Week: Baked Potato

It’s Friday… that means it’s time for Food Network’s Ridiculous Recipe Of The Week! This one comes to us from Sara Moulton’s old show, Cooking Live. Ladies and gentlemen, finally… a “recipe” for a BAKED POTATO! This is amazing, and I don’t know why I didn’t think of this technique first. As it turns out, [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 21st January 2011

Anne Burrell Is The Only Interesting Chef On Twitter

We first posted about this topic back in April of 2009, but it bears repeating: the Food Network chefs are horrible at Twitter. They’re just as dull on the internet as they’ve become on television. When they’re not sending out loathsome self-promotional tweets about their book signing schedules or television appearances, they’re just TOTALLY FREAKING [...]

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