Archives for "January, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 12th January 2011

Restaurant Impossible: Food Network’s Latest Unoriginal Idea

Restaurant Impossible, Food Network’s newest prime-time show, premieres on Wednesday, January 19th, at 10 pm. It will feature Robert Irvine running around the country trying to breathe new life into failing restaurants that are dangerously close to shutting down. If that concept sounds familiar, it’s because THERE IS ALREADY A SHOW ABOUT THIS EXACT THING, [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 11th January 2011

Guy Fieri Is The New Face Of Ritz Crackers

I used to like the Ritz family of crackers… that is, until they made the horrific mistake of hiring Guy Ferry as a spokesperson to pump up sales leading into the Super Bowl. The big game is weeks away, but there’s already an obnoxious new commercial on TV which features Guy riding up in a [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 11th January 2011

Giada’s New Redbook Cover

Giada landed the cover of Redbook Magazine again (for the February 2011 issue)! It’s already on newsstands, so you’ve probably seen her lollipop head and giant smile secretly mocking you while buying a pint of Ben & Jerry’s at the supermarket at least once by now. In this issue, Giada did her part to set [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 10th January 2011

This Weekend On The Food Network…

Is it just me, or have the last few weeks of Food Network programming been really… dull? With the exception of a few shows, it feels like the entire network has been stuck in a rut of mediocrity. Gone are the days of Ina’s hilariously over-the-top beach picnics and hideous cakes. This weekend, it was [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 7th January 2011

BEST WORST FOOD NETWORK REMIX VIDEO EVER (Starring Sandra Lee & Rachael Ray)

[Disclaimer: I DID NOT MAKE THIS VIDEO! I randomly found it on YouTube about six months ago, thought it was lame, snarked about the crappy production value, and walked away. HOWEVER. Later that day, I found myself thinking about the damn video. The stupid song got stuck in my head, and I had the unnatural [...]

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