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Things Not To Say While Holding A Cucumber, Part 1
Posted on January 3rd 2011 by Jillian Madison

(Thanks for submitting the screen grab, Cindy!)

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  1. John says:
    January 3, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    Oh that facial expression really brings home the point.

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  2. Nick says:
    January 3, 2011 at 3:13 pm

    The food network feels like one massive “That’s what she said” sometimes.

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  3. J. Thomps says:
    January 3, 2011 at 3:40 pm

    Oh my Lord, do not want.

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  4. mikeytwoshoes says:
    January 3, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    note that it says, “breakfast in bed” and does not say that she will be eating it.

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  5. boke1 says:
    January 3, 2011 at 4:47 pm

    Like I’ve always said about poor Alex, she always looks lke she just smelled something gross. Her own farts after the brie, mayo and butter sandwiches, perhaps. ‘lish!

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    • Amy says:
      January 3, 2011 at 8:28 pm

      I was just thinking that same thing! She always, always, ALWAYS looks like someone smeared dog crap under her nose.

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  6. Kenny Solomon says:
    January 3, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    ……and as the camera pulls back, we see Ms. Guarnaschelli’s breakfast in bed guest, Ms. Ina Garten who says, ‘Mmmmmm, I’m feeling a little naughty too. I hope that’s a GOOD cucumber.’

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  7. PeteC94 says:
    January 3, 2011 at 6:36 pm

    Pics or it didn’t happen :D

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  8. Kevin says:
    January 3, 2011 at 6:57 pm

    Hey, at least she didn’t say “I wonder how far I can get this thing up my ass?”

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  9. Diane says:
    January 3, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    ROFL! She LOOKS a little naughty in that pic!

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  10. FuryOfFirestorm says:
    January 3, 2011 at 11:42 pm

    It least it’s not a pineapple or a watermelon…

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  11. Ron says:
    January 4, 2011 at 10:38 am

    Hey…and if she needs any lubrication for that cuke, she can just run it over her face or through her hair!
    Ok…..definitely hating the mental image I just painted for myself.

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  12. Chris says:
    January 4, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    Think Gina Neely would only use an eggplant?

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  13. Mid Mod Tom says:
    January 7, 2011 at 3:46 pm

    “I feel like being naughty, so I’m going to let one rip right here while I’m in the fridge …. UNH!”

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  14. Ferdy says:
    January 11, 2011 at 6:03 pm

    After watching several “Chopped” episodes, the main question I had was “Which pipe-shaped food is up Alex Guarnaschelli’s ass?” Now I know. Thanks! :)

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  15. TheScientist says:
    January 19, 2011 at 3:33 am

    YEAH! THAT’S MY TYPE OF GIRL! lol

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