NOTE: Jillian Madison here! FNH is on hiatus for a few months while I'm traveling and relocating. Don't worry though - I've scheduled some of my favorite FNH material to repost while I'm away. Hopefully, the Food Network will have some new material to laugh at by then... because lately it's been more stagnant than the swamp in Paula Deen's back yard. Questions? Comments? Email me using the "contact" tab above, or connect with other FNH members in the all-new FNH forums.

Archives for "February, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 28th February 2011
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The Stuff Nightmares Are Made Of

(Paula Deen and Robert Irvine At SOBE 2011, via Dlisted. Thanks for the tip Ashley!)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 25th February 2011
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Ridiculous Food Network Recipe Of The Week: Ellie Krieger’s GLOVE COMPARTMENT SNACK

Fresh off the heels of Ellie Krieger’s controversial “Dark Chocolate as a Snack” comes another gem to cherish throughout the ages. Get your recipe boxes out, because here’s one you’ll want to recreate over and over again. It’s Ellie Krieger’s heartwarming GLOVE COMPARTMENT SNACK! No wonder this recipe has 5 stars. It’s genius! Just buy [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 24th February 2011
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Another Classic Food Network Search Result

This one speaks for itself, folks. (Great find, Beckishes!)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 24th February 2011
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Top 3 Things Sandra Lee Was Texting In Vogue Photo

Good ol’ Aunt Sandy was featured in Vogue magazine earlier this week (by now, you’ve probably all seen the Vogue photo of her standing in her all-white kitchen disingenuously clutching her cell phone). The article was exxxxxtremely boring, so instead of covering it in detail, we offer you the “Top 3 Things Sandra Lee Was [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 24th February 2011
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Paula Deen Enjoys “Suckin’ That Head”

Paula Deen was a guest judge on Top Chef last night. At judges’ table, she took a moment to let the world know how much she enjoys “SUCKIN’ THE HEAD.” She masterfully slipped the innuendo into the conversation, and got away with it because she was talking about eating shrimp. Here’s the video. And if [...]


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