Archives for "February, 2011"
The Stuff Nightmares Are Made Of
(Paula Deen and Robert Irvine At SOBE 2011, via Dlisted. Thanks for the tip Ashley!)
Ridiculous Food Network Recipe Of The Week: Ellie Krieger’s GLOVE COMPARTMENT SNACK
Fresh off the heels of Ellie Krieger’s controversial “Dark Chocolate as a Snack” comes another gem to cherish throughout the ages. Get your recipe boxes out, because here’s one you’ll want to recreate over and over again. It’s Ellie Krieger’s heartwarming GLOVE COMPARTMENT SNACK! No wonder this recipe has 5 stars. It’s genius! Just buy [...]
Another Classic Food Network Search Result
This one speaks for itself, folks. (Great find, Beckishes!)
Top 3 Things Sandra Lee Was Texting In Vogue Photo
Good ol’ Aunt Sandy was featured in Vogue magazine earlier this week (by now, you’ve probably all seen the Vogue photo of her standing in her all-white kitchen disingenuously clutching her cell phone). The article was exxxxxtremely boring, so instead of covering it in detail, we offer you the “Top 3 Things Sandra Lee Was [...]
Paula Deen Enjoys “Suckin’ That Head”
Paula Deen was a guest judge on Top Chef last night. At judges’ table, she took a moment to let the world know how much she enjoys “SUCKIN’ THE HEAD.” She masterfully slipped the innuendo into the conversation, and got away with it because she was talking about eating shrimp. Here’s the video. And if [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










