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Another Classic Food Network Search Result
Posted on February 24th 2011 by Jillian Madison

    17 Responses

  1. Gizmo says:

    I think the search engine is having not-so-Freudian slips!

  2. Rummywench says:

    I’m sure it won’t be long before some overly P.C. person gets offended that you used the term “retard.”

  3. Plumpy says:

    I searched “peen” and got a recipe for Walnut Soup. Go figure. This is just too much fucking fun. How old am I again?

  4. Heather Fiend says:

    Hah. In the words of Craig Ferguson: “We look forward to your letters.”
    Let the debate about the word ‘retard’ begin.

  5. ron says:

    WOW…I just typed in “well hung” and my name came up!
    Then I typed in “great lover” and a photo popped up of my girlfriend with my mailman!!!!
    I don’t think I like this game anymore

  6. rosalita says:

    I searched “Garbage” and a disproportionate number of the results were Rachel Ray, as well.

  7. Carol W says:

    I went to the RR burger bash in SOBE last night and the bitch had 6 body guards who formed a human wall around her while she tasted the burgers. When did she become the freaking president? Dumb ass! She is a freaking DAYTIME TV STAR!!!

  8. boke1 says:

    “Sorbet Bar” is a recipe? Let me get a pen!

  9. Diane says:

    LOL! Not terribly surprised…

  10. Ryan says:

    Typing “bitch” gets you a bunch of Guy Fieri ones.

  11. Becca says:

    If you type in “pot head” you get a ton of RR and a couple of Guy Fierri…

  12. Sian says:

    One assumes that if you search ‘douche’ you’ll get all Bobby Flay recipes.

  13. MsFoodie says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fucking awesome.

  14. Cookin' with Gas says:

    Hilarious…..

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