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Claire Robinson: “That’s What She Said”
Posted on February 8th 2011 by Jillian Madison

Further proof closed captioning makes everything better.

(Thanks for the image, Victoria!)


Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---The Claire Robinson Blow-Up Doll
---The Claire Robinson Blow-Up Doll v3.0
---The Whore-ification Of Claire Robinson
---Claire Robinson On The Front Page Of Bimbo Bakeries
---Claire Robinson Removed From Food Network’s “Chefs” Page

    29 Responses

  1. Aimee says:
    February 8, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    LOL…I was thinking the same thing when I saw this. Victoria, you beat me to it!

    Reply
  2. Scott says:
    February 8, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    I am so proud this made it.
    I LOVE THIS DAMN WEBSITE.

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  3. oh_come_on says:
    February 8, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    What was she cooking? Large, thick, hot Italian sausage?

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  4. Lana says:
    February 8, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    Me too, Claire. Me too.
    *big sigh*

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  5. Jan Jan says:
    February 8, 2011 at 2:50 pm

    the expression on her face is priceless

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  6. Jill says:
    February 8, 2011 at 3:32 pm

    Too bad she wasn’t around the “Worst Cooks” the other night…..she would have had her fill of meat!

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  7. Hitlerbot says:
    February 8, 2011 at 3:40 pm

    I’ve got some meat for her.

    /obligatory

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  8. Silvio says:
    February 8, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    She looks like she mighta been a guy at one point.

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  9. Teague says:
    February 8, 2011 at 8:59 pm

    Okay fine I’ll step up to the plate and help out ole’ Caire

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  10. drake70 says:
    February 8, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    *YAWN*
    Yet another post relating to sex from a 12 year old mindset.

    This schitck is getting worn out.

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  11. FatCat says:
    February 8, 2011 at 11:03 pm

    hahaa! She is so awesome!

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  12. Andy says:
    February 9, 2011 at 12:11 am

    Claire can say whatever she wants! She’s one of the few reasons I actually tune in to the network. She’s not a bad cook either!

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  13. Pishposh says:
    February 9, 2011 at 4:42 am

    Does anyone know if the Food Network studios were built into an old asbestos factory or something? Because her voice is getting just as gravely and hoarse as Ray’s.

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  14. JackEughlayte says:
    February 9, 2011 at 8:56 am

    I, I got to go lay down.

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  15. Diane says:
    February 10, 2011 at 1:22 am

    Shouldn’t be a problem with that horse mouth of hers. I wonder if all of her orifices are that humongous?
    (Sorry, I just can’t stand that bitch)

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  16. Hello world! | All Binge and No Purge says:
    February 10, 2011 at 5:47 am

    [...] with a grand sense of humor, targeting TV show hosts and the blunders they make publicly. Take FoodNetworkHumor for instance. In one of their latest posts they poke fun at Claire Robinson. “That’s [...]

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  17. Dave in Vancouver says:
    February 10, 2011 at 7:38 pm

    I find the whole sexual innuendo thing a bit played out unless we are talking about Clare. If it’s meat she needs………..

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  18. Meat says:
    June 10, 2012 at 1:26 am

    I want to cum all over her titties.

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