NOTE: FNH is on hiatus for a few months and will feature reposts and limited new material.
If Anne Burrell Lost Worst Cooks In America…
---Comment of the Week: Worst Cooks in America Edition
---Food Network Has The “Worst Cooks In America”
---Worst Cooks In America: Season 2 Episode 1 Recap (1/2/11)
---Worst Cooks In America: Episode 1
Anne Burrell, Worst Cooks In America »
If Anne Burrell Lost Worst Cooks In America…
 |
And now, for part 2 of our “Worst Cooks in America” coverage: if Anne Burrell lost “Worst Cooks in America!” A lot of you wrote in to say that you loved Anne and wanted to see her win, but secretly hoped she’d lose just so you could see her get a make-under and lose her trademark hair. Luckily, there’s Photoshop so we can have our cake and eat it too. Hairstyle #6 belongs to Gwyneth Paltrow, and the last one is Jennifer Aniston circa 1995. Enjoy!
Other posts on Food Network Humor:
---Worst Cooks In America: The Video Game---Comment of the Week: Worst Cooks in America Edition
---Food Network Has The “Worst Cooks In America”
---Worst Cooks In America: Season 2 Episode 1 Recap (1/2/11)
---Worst Cooks In America: Episode 1
- Anne Burrell
- Worst Cooks In America
Filed Under
Post your comments
HELP US PAY THE BILLS!
If you enjoy the content on Food Network Humor and would like to help me pay the website bills, please use the "donate" option below. Any amount is greatly appreciated.
Thank you! -Jill
Categories
- Best Of FNH (92)
- Closed Captions (20)
- FN on Facebook (5)
- FNH Google Search Terms (6)
- FNH Interviews (1)
- FNH Podcast (20)
- FNH Voicemails (1)
- Food Fight (5)
- Food Network Hosts (857)
- Aaron McCargo Jr (13)
- Adam Gertler (2)
- Aida Mollenkamp (6)
- Alex Guarnaschelli (5)
- Alton Brown (29)
- Anne Burrell (30)
- Bobby Flay (41)
- Claire Robinson (10)
- Dave Lieberman (1)
- Duff Goldman/Mary Alice (30)
- Giada De Laurentiis (66)
- Guy Fieri (150)
- Ina Garten (78)
- Ingrid Hoffman (2)
- Paula Deen (139)
- Rachael Ray (112)
- Sandra Lee (144)
- Sunny Anderson (7)
- The Neelys (4)
- Tyler Florence (13)
- Foodie of the Week (1)
- General: Food Humor (107)
- General: Food Network (485)
- Letters To FNH (33)
- Lists (33)
- New Rules (3)
- Next Food Network Star (80)
- Next Iron Chef (18)
- Numbers in the News (2)
- Open Thread (6)
- Reader Submitted Posts (28)
- SHOW SWAP (1)
- Things We Hate (11)
- Twitter Conversations (35)
- Uncategorized (1)
- Worst Cooks In America (7)
LEGAL DISCLAIMER / DISCLOSURE/PRIVACY POLICY / Terms of Service
We are not affiliated with the Food Network, or any of their hosts, in any way. This is a satire, humor, and parody website.
(c) 2012 Food Network Humor - All Rights Reserved
We are not affiliated with the Food Network, or any of their hosts, in any way. This is a satire, humor, and parody website.
(c) 2012 Food Network Humor - All Rights Reserved
37 Responses
God bless Anne, her hair and her culinary chops. But oh, did I hate that show! Worst Cooks = Worst Show.
jmo
I am looking forward to the Chopped All Stars, though. Should be a hoot.
Me, too! I’ve always wanted FN to turn the tables so the judges can see how tough it is to prepare a meal with the time contraints, bizarre ingredients and inadequate ranges. I hope arrogant ass, Scott Conant, is one of the first contestants!
Oh, I like #3 also.
S
no such luck — he’s not even a contestant on it. Mostly they’re just recycling losers from Food Network Star and former Next Iron Chef contestants:
http://www.foodnetwork.com/shows/chopped-all-stars-meet-the-chefs/pictures/index.html
Best we can hope for is that the judges scowl at Amanda Freitag and sniff her food like they’ve smelled dirty feet.
Unlike Burrell, Conant, or Guarnaschelli, Freitag at least knows how to cook and how to run a kitchen. She might get the lower end of the reality TV cutting room floor stick, but she’s a talented and accomplished chef.
YES, BRAD SORENSON! He’s awesome. He needs his own show on the Cooking Channel. Too bad his hotness and cooking capabilities will be negated by DUFF.
OMG Debbie Lee. Does she look Korean to anyone else?
Yeah, I had this tiny inkling that she might be Korean. Can anyone confirm?
“Best we can hope for is that the judges scowl at Amanda Freitag and sniff her food like they’ve smelled dirty feet.”
That is so true! XD I will say though, she loses her shitty arrogance when she’s not a judge. Same goes for Alex Guarnaschelli.
I tuned in to see who won and that was all I could stand of Worst Cooks. I too am looking forward to Chopped All Stars, however not to Claire Robinson and her oversized yap. I am quite miffed that Butter Queen Paula Deen will be a judge on Top Chef All Stars this week. Talk about taking the low road. Dudes, you won an Emmy. Enough of the Sesame Street mucking fuppets and other such stunts.
Think she looks really cute in style #3.
Whoa! Number 3 looked HOT!
Wow, #3 is hot hot hot.
Anne Burrell and Ricki Lake: Separated At Birth???
(Especially #2.)
wow, i feel like she looks really pretty with long hair. she should totally do it anyway!
Total giveaway to the winner’s identity when they “sweetened the pot” with this bet. NO way Brown Meat Momma was getting a make-under.
She looks cute in most of those, but her crazy hair makes her Anne ;)
Amazing how the 2 most annoying people on these shows have been the ones to win. Seriously I thought she picked Joshie to represent her so she wouldn’t have to do another season if she won again.
She chose Joshie because he was the ringer the entire time. Entertainment over competency wins again.
yup, just another of those times when FN chooses abrasive personality over skill.
I thought the top two were both playing dumb from the start. Georg’s wide-eyed doofus act was a bit much.
All are an improvement. I am surprised that Guy Fieri (fee-et-ee) hasn’t sued her for hair copywrite infringement.
I wonder if I can get on this show next season by pretending to not be able to cook. It’s obvious that’s what half the contestants from this past season did.
Anne Burrell: Hot Pretty Much All the Time
She’s a dead ringer for Chef Sasha in #4. (Private Chefs of Beverly Hills)
Wow, I’m glad I don’t know enough about this show to realize that was the punishment for losing. What a weird show.
Yessssssssssssss!
Yikes….good thing she won!
Whomever suggested to her that spiked bleached look, really knew their shit!
You know, I think that Ann could pull most of these off, even though her trademark hair really suits her the best. Ann rules.
The 4th hair down, she looks just like the redheaded chef from that stupid Private Chefs of Beverly Hills show.
After seeing her with all of those different hairstyles…I can see why she chooses the one she has! :P
That Jennifer Aniston hair is hilarious. Remember when everyone was walking around with this cut?
Last one looks like it would be most accurate (some blond left over and about the same length). But I do agree, with the hair being less…distracting, she’s a lot more attractive than I would have otherwise noticed.
Did someone photo CHOP Anne? While I love her and her Secrets of a Restaurant Chef show, she looks thin in this picture. She’s got great curves, and fun hair, so why make her look so much thinner?
What if Anne did one of my crazy Rockabilly styles? Like finger waves and red lipstick? Make-over the TOP LOL
I’ve never liked her hair, but what bothers me more is the fact that her face is a different color than the rest of her body. Homegirl needs to pale it up.
Peggy Bundy?
The fifth one is definitely the most attractive…
And the last one is totally Rachel’s hair in Friends