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Archives for "February, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 22nd February 2011
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Open Letter To Guy Fieri

(And while you’re at it, stop all that fucking pointing, too. K? Great! Thanks!)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 21st February 2011
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If Anne Burrell Lost Worst Cooks In America…

And now, for part 2 of our “Worst Cooks in America” coverage: if Anne Burrell lost “Worst Cooks in America!”  A lot of you wrote in to say that you loved Anne and wanted to see her win, but secretly hoped she’d lose just so you could see her get a make-under and lose her [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 21st February 2011
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Robert Irvine Bleaches Hair After Losing “Worst Cooks”

The finale of Worst Cooks in America aired last night, and to sweeten the pot, Anne and Robert made a side-bet before fine final competition. If Anne won, Robert had to bleach his hair blonde. If Robert won, Anne Burrell had to lose her trademark hair and get a make-under.  Luckily for Anne, her hyperactive [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 20th February 2011
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Say It With Ray: CHIVE

These are slow motion time-lapse photos of Rachael Ray saying the word “CHIVE.” Girlfriend’s taking enunciation to a whole different level. I honestly didn’t think human lips were genetically engineered to move in those directions.

Posted by Jillian Madison on 18th February 2011
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Ridiculous Food Network Recipe Of The Week: Dried Fruit and Nuts

Another week… another Friday… another ridiculous recipe from the Food Network! A few weeks ago, we featured Ellie Krieger’s infamous Dark Chocolate as a Snack recipe (which led to it going viral across the internet and the Debbie Downers at the Food Network ultimately taking it off their website). That’s okay, though, because Ellie’s done [...]


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