Archives for "February, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 17th February 2011

Sandra Lee Now Shamelessly Shilling For Pyrex

Sandra Lee’s endorsing a new product: PYREX! You know, the glassware company we all know, love, and used to respect. They hired Sandra Lee, a “home and food expert” (excuse me while I try to type over my uncontrollable laughter) to stand on a kitchen set, hold up “I love Pyrex” potholders, and give tips [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 16th February 2011

Sandra Lee / Paula Deen Drawings

An FNH reader named Zoe got inspired while watching Sandra Lee and Paula Deen, and decided to whip up some drawings in their honor. Here they are, for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!

Posted by Jillian Madison on 16th February 2011

Comment of the Week: Worst Cooks in America Edition

This is Kat, one of Robert Irvine’s contestants on Worst Cooks in America: “No wonder she’s one of the worst cooks in America. Look a her thumbs! How can she pinch salt!” -AJ Stacy (Thanks for the photo, AJ!)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 15th February 2011

What The Hell Is This Sh*t?

This Woman’s World cover is currently making people scream “what the eff?” in supermarkets and Wal-marts from coast to coast. It boasts, “Believe it or not, PAULA DEEN MADE ME SLIM!” One woman named Shelley supposedly lost 40 pounds eating “Paula Lean” recipes. They don’t mention that it was probably from them being so revolting [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 15th February 2011

Warning: Rachael Ray Teakettles May SPRAY HOT WATER ALL OVER YOUR FACE

If you own a Rachael Ray teakettle (and really, who doesn’t?) this post is for you. The little beauties are currently being recalled because THEY COULD KILL YOU! More specifically, “when they are full of water, heated, and poured, the kettles may SLOSH OR SPRAY HOT WATER CAUSING BURNS.” The horror! It’s like, “Oh, I [...]

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